This is the sequel to Three Pots of Baby Food. Please tell me what you think, I personally don't think that it is as good as the last one. : In other news... MY MUSE HAS DIED!

A short poem I wrote about Arty and Holly.

Myles is obsessed with catching the Jabberwock, Mulch gets caught, and Foaly fails to hack into the system. So what is going on, exactly? Includes references to Carroll's 'Jabberwocky'

This is just another one of my poems. I wrote it with Holly in mind, but it can relate to anyone. It's about death. Duh . Reviews appriciated. Eva

Right. My idea of what AF7 might be. I hope the real one's waaaaaaaay better, cuz this ones not very good. I originally posted this on another AF site, but decided to launch it here also.

A little Juliet/Artemis one shot of when their daughter was born. Has a little Holly in it, too. R&R

Can Holly ever eat in peace today?

Short one-shot. Romantic, angsty and fluffy. Late one night, Artemis and Holly count each other's scars.

Butler has had a heart attack. After Artemis is kidnapped, Butler has doubts about himself. Set after Opal Deception. Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. Changed title, fits better now. Rated T for some violence.

Very short one-shot. Humour/humour. Post TTP. Artemis invites Holly to the manor for a game of chess and soon finds it hard to concentrate. Needless to say, his elf-kissing days are far from over...

A random-ish songfic I finished writing recently. Post TEC and A/H, no TTP spoilers included. Comments and constructive criticism welcome.

If you like stupid random storys then look no further

This is my first fanfic so pleease be nice! It's an A/H romance fling-thing. Rating T just to be safe! Please R R!

It's a full moon tonight, and Artemis decides to listen to music to distract himself from completing the Ritual. Which songs would he choose to accomplish this? Random one-shot.

Minerva reflects on her life and the curse that brought her to where she is today. Based on The Lady of Shalott by Lord Tennyson. " Isolated by her brilliance, she had observed life through her science."

Though there's not much plot in evidence, it's an honest to goodness multi-chapter Jolliet. Set after TLC & totally disregarding TTP. After a gag gift from Foaly, Holly goes in search of Juliet, who is still mind wiped. Not as non-sequiturial as it sounds

Holly and Artemis finally are together. What happens next? Is it maybe too good to be true? This story takes place about 2 weeks after Daisies, one of my other stories.

Holly is being stalked, and she doesn't know what to do. Add to that a kidnapping. How will Holly react? What will Artemis do? Will it bring them closer together? Slightly A/H.

There is a girl going around with magical powers, looking for a key that can open dimentions through time and space. Will Artemis and friends be able to stop the world from unravelling?

A parody of Blame Canada, but about Minerva...

Set after The Time Paradox, the past Opal Koboi succeeds in kidnapping Artemis Fowl II to use in her most deranged, bloodthirsty scheme to date. What happens when mercy is a thing of the past?

Set in the future after The Time Paradox, Holly struggles to come to terms with a friend's death. Based on the lyrics of James Blunt's 'Carry You Home.'

C'est bref. Et c'est du n'importe quoi ! Des situation inédites pour nos persos ! Des explications foireuses a des questions que même l'auteur ne se pose pas ! Bon sur ce point je ne suis pas sûre.

After having to handle a Troll with Holly,Artemis gets into trouble with the Police,but he has bigger issues to deal with,his family is in danger.But this time Arty doesn't have all the uld it be that his father knows more than he's letting on?

Artemis and Holly's lives before the collision of their races and the start of the series.