You cant read this without reading the little talk, so read that. But yeah, this is a carry on from that and it's just as funny! You're sure to explode with laughter!This was written with elfandproud

From the creators of all the interviews, we bring you... well, I don't know exactly, lets just sayit's hardly a little talk! But it's hilarious! Just read it!This was written with elfandproud

We're back! And just as funny! You're sure to laugh out loud!This was written with elfandproud

Yeah, we were bored and couldn't think of anyone else to interview. But It still has all the charactors in it and it's still utterly hilarious!This was written with elfandproud

This is weird... We just keep getting FUNNIER!again, sorry is we sound bias There is no end to this greatness! This was written with elfandproud.

They just dont stop coming! By the way, we are not telling any fans where we live. Sorry to dissapoint you! Enjoy this extreamly humerous interview! If you dare...This was written with elfandproud

You didn't think there would be one did you? But there is! A FOURTH interview! Aren't we AWSOME!This was written with elfandproud

Another AMAIZING interview from the creators of the last two! Prepare to... laugh!This was written with elfandproud

This is another great interview, from the creators of 'Interview with Artemis Fowl'. That includes elfandproud by the way.Prepare to die! Of laughter!This was written with elfandproud

This is basically an Interview with Artemis Fowl! Rated M for strong language and sexual contex. Prepare to laugh your head off!This was written with elfandproud

Holly is haunted by a recurring nightmare about Root's death. What will finally make them stop? HollyRoot

We had our fangirl minions dig this out of the Fowl family trash. It smelled. A lot. But it was a good read. Something we absolutely HAD to post on FanFiction for all those Butler fans out there.

50 sentences written for 1sentence livejournal community. ArtemisHolly

She's nothing, now. Just an empty shell. Hollycentric, angst

It was a strange sensation to die. It was a strange sensation to feel all life drain from her body and leave it an empty shell while her spirit was whisked away to whatever came next.' An exploration of Holly's brief foray into the afterlife.

Based on the song Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac, Artemis is staying in contact with Minerva after he returned from Hybras. Juliet doesn't like that...R&R!

He's strange, he is. He just won't accept imperfection. Everything is flawed past satisfaction. Even the work of his very own hands. ::Nominated for best shortfic in 2007 Orion Awards::

[500 word drabble] In which the word 'what' is used altogether way too often. [Two St. Bartleby's students, sex, or the lack of, and Artemis.] Simplistic!fic, meaning mostly dialogue. [of the slashy sort]

Artemis and friends are hanging out at his lab, but a lot of characters from other books are showing up. The weirdness begins and killing is the only option. [HUMOR]

It has been 10 years since TLC and Holly and Artemis are finding it hard to get used to all the changes.....

Read and review to me what you think. Is Minerva a real Mary Sue who deserves to be hated like a wild maniacal animal or is she misunderstood. R&R.

Holly's having nightmares, Artemis can't stop thinking about Holly Plus there's something else going on with Holly that Artemis can't stop Will old memories and enemy's destroy the duo AXH postTLC Made from Strictly Ballroom by Slime Frog KobladeCarmen

This is perhaps the most distressing, disturbing and tragic tale of all. We have all come to love both Wanda and Mr Wiggles, but can they learn to coexist happily? Or will devastation, despair and death prevail?

Artemis is a romantic at heart, and in this touching tale we can see his desire to be loved and cared for by the one girl he truly loves and cares for.

Foaly has always been considered to be a rather stylish centaur, so imagine his horror, and the horror of his work colleagues, when he discovers he has committed the biggest fashion crime possible.