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A OneShot where Artemis is having a bad day, so he turns to his computer. Rated for safety.

After settling into her new premises, Holly Short takes a moment to reflect upon her commander's death, and pays her last respects to him. Mulch, Artemis, and Butler provide funnies in the background. Oneshot

I'm cowriting this with the same friend who helped me with 3... If you like the idea of Holly trying valiantly and sometimes failing badly to make her way aboveground without accidentally giving away the whole fairy civilization in the process, you will

The first thing I have to say about this one is that the title is pronounced aych ay Network, not ha Network. This has been mistaken so often that I need to point it out right away. Anyway: Holly and Artemis do a radio show.

This one has no official title, but no number either, so it's just ArtemisHolly thing right now. Artemis and Holly older now, don't worry get married. There is one more part of this coming, but I'm not the one writing it, so I don't know when I'll have i

Basically, the LEP asked Holly to promote them by making the People's own version of the Star Wars movies. She agrees, and forces Artemis to help. Root makes an appearance, as well as Foaly, Lili Frond, those infallible brothers, Trouble and Grub Kelp, an

AH again. Basically, Root and Foaly have a plot to get a certain female LEP officer to admit that she likes a certain blueeyed, blackhaired Mud Boy. A little cheesy you'll see why when you read it, but interesting, if you like AH.

Okay, I'll be brutally honest here. This one has a REALLY lame ending. I couldn't think of anything. However, the rest of it is okay, I think, and it has one or two little funny parts, if you like those... WARNING: ARTEMISHOLLY!

Another holiday: It's Halloween now, and...but I won't give too much away. You'll just have to read it and see...

Rather pointless, now that I look back on it. This was my first attempt at some ArtemisHolly stuff that was not in one of the goofy scriptstyle slapsticktype fics. No mushy stuff.

Artemis and Holly's Guide to Traveling. Another foiled attempt at a TV show.

It's April Fools' Day. This fic chronicles Holly's attempts to play a good ol' April Fools' prank on Artemis.

Holly teaches Artemis selfdefense. Nothing else much to say about this one, except it's funny. Needless to say, I recommend that you read it, but then it's my fanfic...

Holly, Artemis, and Foaly play a special edition of Jeopardy, which turns into chaos my specialty! Muahaha...

Two things before the actual story summary. One, this isn't actually my first story, but it's the first one I've posted. See my web site for more details about my first story. And two, I tend to number my fics instead of giving them titles. Don't ask

The Three Sisters of Doom, part three. Two of the Sisters are caught. Can Artemis reach the third before her own Guardian kills her? Watch out, Betraying Angel...

Artemis and Trouble have a little heart to heart conversation over who they think should date Holly.

Upon answering a distress signal. Butler and his crew of hardened soldiers find themselves on a hellish planet with a very dark secret. SLASH! Inspired by the Alien saga.

17 yr. old Nicolette Neveu meets her nightmare: 18 yr. old Artemis Fowl. Or could it be love?

When artemis meets an American exchange student through a school partnership program, will the relationship spell romance, heartbreak, or hatred? NOT A MARY SUE! That's why it's called Looks are deceiving!

My first attempt at a fic, and I wanted people's opinions on it. So, please review! Thanks! This is gonna be HR.

After fourth book in sereis. adventure with holly and artemis and mulch R&R

Artemis is good, Foaly bored, so what happens when a new skilled genius is on the move? OCC Maybe a little AH, Continues the Opal Deception Curse you Eion Colfer for killing Root! Enjoy! P.S. I enjoy Guesses at the plot line!

[AF] How does a criminal genius cope with doing time in a fairy jail? Warning: Suicidal references and a creepy relationship. Winner of Best Short Story and Best Overall in the Orion Awards