Artemis is back at St. Bartlebey's, his parents ignore him, the teachers hate him and so do is fellow students. What's a criminal mastermind to do? Befriend a punky American military brat of course! (NO MARY SUE) P.S. I suck at summeries. :P

A little Crossover of LOTR Artemis Fowl and some other elfish fibble fabble. R&R plz and thank you. abandoned for now...if i get reviews again i'll start writing on it again.

songfic to the song "Every Time." HollyArtemis. rated just in case.

Once Artemis gets sent to Boarding school he takes up a certain role, then reflects on it...

Here we have a specimen of the story type "bizzarious" this story is half Mary-Sue parody, half angstyArtemis-ness, and half weird coupleings. But those don't come until later.

Alex Rider, meet Artemis Fowl. Set after eternity code Eagle Strike. Artemis is forced off to boarding school. There's the sluts, snobs, jocks, nerds, townies, skaters, boffins, etc. How does artemis survive the school hierarchy?

She wanted him back. But It could be deadly. R&R. Rating for slight language

The remake of my old incomplete fanfic found on page 30

Umm not really a story, more a translation of the funny lines on the bottom of Artemis Fowl eternity code. For people like me who are to lazy to translate it all...

Artemis goes insane. Got the third chapter up:) please keep sending reviews

This is a story about the kiddnapping of Artemis, while going behind bulters back, to try and save him

When Artemis Fowl removes a elemental stone from a museum what will happen to the Earth? Hint it's in the title coughKaboooooooooooooooomcough

Angeline Fowl is depressed. She's just fed up with her life, in other words she's just bored. now, it was time to change..take action and-- open up a daycare? Please R&R! CHAPTER 3 updated!

Holly thinks life is dull. Artemis has forgoten the people, but he is starting to find them again. Then, fairy technology somehow gets back into the hands of the mud people, and The People must ask Artemis for help.CHAPTER 8 IS UP! R&R please!

Somthing strange is going on. Artemis can feel it, though he can't make any sense of it. Holly realises what a mistake it was to let Artemis get mindwiped. AH. (yay!)

Set after the third book, Artemis's life up to date! Artemis Fowl loses at chess, an evil scheme to rule the world, and Artemis's pet cat eats thermite....

Artemis Fowl has no time for love, and no time for being a child. He needs no-one. Then someone changes his mind, and his life is turned upside down - but what will happen when the LEP get in involved? Chapter Four Uploaded. An ArtemisOC paring.

Holly is busy mussing over the mindwhip and something she has lost. Just because something is gone, doesn't necessarily mean for good. El Crap-o Summary --;

uma cómedia romântica carregada com açáó ods livros originais. um menino muito chato e uma garota muito louca.

AU. What makes Artemis Artemis? He finds out when the mindwipe costs him more than his memories it costs him his intellect. Shortlisted for Best AU for Orion Awards 20012005.

... to read this fic. Find out what happens when Trouble Kelp asks Holly out for lunch. If he'll EVER get through to asking her in the first place, that is. Expect ample cheese, corn, and torture.

Tragedy rewritten for the L.E.P officers and personnel. Read and Review.

Julius Root was not always as you know him. What happened to him? Some RV

Heading for a vacation in Hawaii with his parents, Artemis sits at the cockpit, staring out into the horizon... and discovers something infinitely grand.

a crossover with discworld,