Hello, this may have already been done before, but i decoded the swiggles at the bottom of the pages of Artemis Fowl with the meanings i recieved from my friend! I don't own any of the Artemis Fowl characters! NONE!

This is just a really stange and weird pile of bollux! I was bored so i wrote this OK! Enjoy!its also good for a laugh makes fun of my self mostly! 20 CHAPTERS! WUHOO YAAAAAY finnaly I hear you cry, or is that bugger off you loonatic?

Artemis has been reading (no suprises there) he has become intriged with books about fairys and elves the other day he bought a t-shirt that said 'the leprechauns made me do it' but the she came then her and him and him and her and him oh and him

Artemis has feelings towards Juliet, but he's not the only one. Things get more difficult when Artemis Sr.'s old friend Patrick Henley and his family comes to visit to Fowl Manor, 'cause Henley's daughter has caught her eyes on Artemis...

Holly's mission is to stop Mulch Diggums or else. But then she changes her mind. Artemis regains the memories of the people and wants his property back, which is being held by a certain pompous centar, and plots his revenge. pg because of some language R&

A continuation from the third book, Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code, in which Mulch Diggums and Artemis are reunited... Please review, but any criticism must be useful i.e give me ways in which I can improve my story.

An old evil has arisen to take over the worlds, and it's up to Arty to find an ancient artifact to stop it. But is he up to it when he's infected his entire world with illogicity? CHAP 2 UP! PG for naked fairy - it's not as bad as it sounds...wink

OC plot. Please note, we are not following the direct storylines of either Inkheart, Harry Potter OR Artemis Fowl...nor is this a love story...hehe. R&R, please!

what happens when Root has to ask Artemis to save the world AGAIN? and good ole' Arty's got a love interest to boot! I added a chapter and updated the first chapter. R&R!

mrs. Fowl finanly notices how pale her son has become from lack of fresh air and sunshine, so she sends him out to her siser magnolia's farm . There he will experience life on the farm with funny twists and turns. And maybe even learn a lesson.

After EC: Holly has a bit too much to drink, and it starts a list of problems that just get worse. It would help if one of them wasn't a supposed return of Artemis... wouldn't it? NOT hollyarty!

Holly forgets to do the Ritual and gets sick while on 'Fowl Watch'. Artemis nurses Holly back from Pnemonia. AH romance CHAPTER 8 UP!

Holly has some shocking news but what is it and who is it for? The first in the bestselling (or maybe not...) series

First Songfic. Describes the relationship between Holly and her father before he died, centered around him.

The Lower Elements are in danger and the LEP need to ask for help. Unfortunately, Jennica, the newest (and most inexperienced) operative is the only one above ground. Yup, Haven is doomed. Chapter 8 up, Please review! (but read it first of course)

My two favorite songs,

what does the cheerleader think about artemis?does the jock like him?is he on good terms with the class president?all nine 'poems' were churned out in about ten minutes..pointless, random, illogical stuff. one new 'poem' rating changed, reviewers.

Yesh, it's true, songfic authors are on crack. So, here ya go, a songfic of FoW's 'Little Red Light'. Chock-full of one-sided ArtemisJuliet. xD Yum, yum! xD And, yesh, in this fic we meet a very OOC Arty Fowl the Second. DEAL WITH IT. Ahaha... xD

just what the title says! there are intruders with a grudge against artemis in fowl manor. things get ugly.

What if Artemis had a half-sister? It should be worth sometime for reading. The rating is G but it will go Up on the next chapies. Plz R&R!

They say that there is no such thing as a true genius, that all genii are only proficient in one or two areas and often dismal in all others. Timmy is an example. Artemis is an exception. A response to the 'Idiot Savant' challenge.

holly is captured by a newspaper office during a catastrophe when a troll wandered into disneyland... root asks artemis and butler for help in rescuing her, and unfortunately - or fortunately - artemis comes with lianne, a female classmate.

What made Artemis speechless, twice, when he was five? This fic attempts to explain. /Guys... this was a one-shot. That means it's over. Also, ATTW certainly wasn't my best work. There were tons of holes. Much love for the support./ /One-shot/

A collection of drabbles, interspaced between the poem 'If' by Rudyard Kipling... Involves checkmates, Foaly getting abused, Root having to make a tough choice, and a tired Butler. Winner of Best Songfic category on the 2001 to 2005 Orion Awards.

Holly goes to find out about a security breach. She meets Thorn and her odd group and find out why she really had to come. No Artemis in this one but some references.