Sokka Discovers his Bending
An Avatar Parody
"Hey guys!" Sokka called. "I've discovered my bending power."
"Oh really?" Aang lit up. "You can waterbend now?"
"Nope, something even better," Sokka corrected.
"I'm gonna guess it's anything but firebending," Zuko said.
"Even more powerful than that," Sokka kept hinting.
"Perhaps he can bend boomerangs," Toph joked. "Or maybe he's able to bend cactus juice."
"We'll never live that down, can we?" Sokka sighed.
"Nope," Toph said, folding her arms.
"Well anyways, on the contrary," Sokka continued. "I'm able to bend something else entirely. Something your simple minds won't even begin to comprehend."
"Eh, I'd comprehend anything," Mai said.
"Observe," Sokka said before he cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and made a pose before he turned his head...
...to us, the audience!
"Hello, everyone out there watching or possibly reading this," Sokka spoke to us, smiling a big grin and waving. "It's me, the handsome Sokka. I'm now able to speak to you guys with complete self-awareness."
"Sokka? Are you breaking the fourth wall?" Katara questioned, cocking an eyebrow.
"It's not fourth-wall-breaking," Sokka corrected. "It's Fourthwallbending."
Several seconds of dead silence passed by as the others looked on with eyes narrowed and lips pouted with disapproval.
"That literally has gotta be the worst pun I've ever heard from you or anyone for that matter," Katara spoke. "I mean, all of the buildup just for that one dumb pun?"
"And considering your tendency for less than average jokes, that might say a lot," Toph added. "In fact, I'm starting to wish I was deaf instead of being blind."
"Aww..." Sokka sighed as he dropped his head in shame.
"Don't worry, Sokka," Aang attempted to comfort him. "At least you tried."