A/N: So, when I found out the word for icicle could also be translated as "ice pillar"… I mean what's a girl supposed to do?
Disclaimer: My pockets are empty of all but mothballs.
"You know, I've realized, Hiwatari-kun, we've been friends for a while."
"Have we."
"Yes, of course we've been friends. And I realized that I just call you 'Hiwatari-kun' and that's boring."
"It is also my name."
"Yes, but I was reading a book—"
"Shocking."
"Shut up. And in that book, it had some friends who called each other fun nicknames."
"No."
"Yes, so I decided I'd come up with one for you."
"No."
"And I thought 'Tsurara-kun' would be perfect."
"I would not call that perfect."
"Really? Then I guess 'Tsurara-chan' it is!"
"If you would like to never speak to me again, certainly."
"Okay, okay. 'Tsurara-san' and that's my final offer—wait, come back!"