Lelouch Lamperouge was getting ready for school. While in the living room, Lelouch coughed a few times.

C. C. asked, "Are you okay?"

Lelouch proudly replied, "Of course I am."

C. C. said, "It sounds like you're sick, again. Maybe you should take a day off from school, so you can feel better."

Lelouch was barely sick at all, but he was excited about being able to skip a day of school, so he decided to pretend to be really sick. He said, "Actually, I don't feel that good. Maybe I should skip school today." He pretended to almost trip to the ground.

C. C. said, "Don't worry, Lelouch, I'll help you." C. C. helped Lelouch sit down on a comfortable chair. C. C. asked, "Is there anything that you need?"

Lelouch replied, "I need a box of candy, a twelve pack of soda, and a dumb film to watch."

C. C. said, "Okay." C. C. fed Lelouch lots of candy. C. C. said, "If you need anything else, feel free to ask."

Lelouch said, "Don't worry about that, because I made a list of things that I need." Lelouch handed a list to C. C. There was over twenty things on the list.

C. C. said, "I'll need help with all of this shopping."

Lelouch said, "I would help you, but I'm so sick." Lelouch tried to look innocent and sick.

C. C. had Suzaku and Shirley take the day off from school, in order to help her take care of Lelouch. C. C. said, "I'm sorry about this, but Lelouch is hard to take care of."

Suzaku said, "We're honored to help Lelouch."

Shirley asked, "What can we do?"

Lelouch used a sound effect device to make his fake coughs sound realistic.

Shirley said, "My poor Lulu is so sick."

Lelouch said, "I almost went to school today."

Shirley said, "You sound so sick that you probably can't go to school for the rest of the week." Lelouch smiled.

C. C. said, "Lelouch has like twenty things that we wants me to buy for him."

Lelouch explained, "Actually, I would never want to make a good friend like you buy stuff for me, but I'm too sick to go to the store."

Shirley said, "C. C. I can go to the store with you and help you buy the stuff for Lelouch."

Lelouch said, "I need a massage."

Shirley asked, "Can you wait a while for that?"

C. C. smiled and said, "Don't worry, Suzaku can give him a massage."

Suzaku said, "What?"

Shirley said, "Have fun, dudes."

C. C. said, "Shirley and I will be back in a few hours."

After C. C. and Shirley left, Lelouch said "Start the massage, Suzaku."

Suzaku said, "Okay."

After Suzaku gave Lelouch a massage, Suzaku asked, "Do you want anything else?"

Lelouch replied, "The back massage was so good that I need a foot massage."

Suzaku asked, "Wouldn't it be better if someone else did that instead of me?"

Lelouch said, "Don't be selfish, Suzaku."

Suzaku said, "Um, okay." Suzaku gave Lelouch a foot massage.

Lelouch said, "You've done a really good at helping me, Suzaku. I have something that I need you to buy for me."

Suzaku asked, "What do you want?"

Lelouch replied, "A car."

Suzaku sighed and said, "I'll go buy a car for you."

Lelouch said, "Thank you, bro."

An hour later, C. C. and Shirley returned. C. C. said, "We got everything on your big list Lelouch, except for the piano."

Lelouch asked, "Why didn't you buy me a piano?"

C. C. replied, "It was way too expensive."

Shirley asked, "Have you had piano lessons?"

Lelouch replied, "I had some piano lessons. I had a habit of accidentally breaking pieces of the piano off." Lelouch laughed.

C. C. asked, "Where's Suzaku?"

Lelouch replied, "I had a thing that he needed to buy for me."

C. C. said, "Well, he's lucky. Shirley and I were forced to buy over twenty things for you."

Shirley asked, "Are you okay?"

Lelouch used his sound effects device to make him sound super sick. He said, "I wish I was healthy, but I'm not. If I was healthier I would give you a hug, but I would never get you sick on purpose."

Shirley said, "I always want to hug you no matter what, Lulu." Shirley hugged Lelouch.

Lelouch said, "I wish I could tuck myself in by myself, but I can't."

C. C. said, "I'll tuck you in, Lelouch."

Shirley said, "But I want to tuck him in."

C. C. said, "We'll both tuck him in."

Shirley replied, "Okay."

C. C. and Shirley carried Lelouch to his bedroom and tucked him in. Lelouch said, "A goodnight kiss would be sweet." C. C. and Shirley both kissed Lelouch on the forehead.

Shirley said, "We should give Lelouch some cough syrup."

C. C. replied, "Great idea."

Lelouch whispered, "Oh, no, cough syrup is kind of hard to drink even when I'm sick, but since I'm not sick, I won't be able to stand it."

C. C. gave Lelouch some cough syrup. Lelouch drank it, but it tasted terrible. C. C. and Shirley turned off the lights and left the room, so Lelouch could get some sleep.

A few minutes later, Suzaku returned. C. C. said, "Lelouch started sleeping."

Suzaku said, "Okay, I'll show him the car that I got for him tomorrow."

Shirley responded, "You bought a car for Lulu?"

Suzaku replied, "Yeah, it was super expensive, but Lelouch is too hard to reject when he's sick."

Shirley said, "I agree. He seems so sick. I feel sorry for him."

C. C. said, "Me, too."

The cough syrup tasted so bad that Lelouch spat it out on the carpet and said, "Pretending to be sick is hard." Lelouch thought that C. C., Shirley, and Suzaku didn't hear him, but they did. C. C. and Shirley angrily stared at Lelouch. Lelouch was scared.

C. C. said, "We spent hundreds of dollars and a whole day taking care of you, because of your fake sickness."

Shirley said, "Lulu, you made me feel worried about your health for a day, so you could get away with your lie."

Lelouch said, "Suzaku, the girls seem a little mad at me. I need to escape them before I get grounded or something. Did you get the car?"

Suzaku replied, "Yes, it's outside."

Lelouch said, "Thank you." Lelouch ran outside, got into his new car, and drove away.

Lelouch Lamperouge got a lot of detentions, but he tended to run away from detentions. Because of that, he was ordered to clean Principal Ashford's car. Lelouch said, "I don't want to clean up this gross car. I would rather clean a garbage can." Lelouch thought up a sneaky idea. He snuck into Principal Ashford's office, took the principal's car keys, and started driving the car.

Lelouch had fun driving around the parking lot for an hour. However, he quickly got bored, so he jumped out of the car for fun. The car ran out of gas in the middle of the road. A large truck ran over the car.

Lelouch told Principal Ashford what happened. Principal Ashford calmed down after screaming for a half hour. Lelouch said, "Don't worry, dude, I know how to get you a new car. I'll have a fundraiser to raise money, so you can get a new car."

The next day, Lelouch said, "C. C., I need to raise money for a car I accidentally destroyed, so I need you to help me with a fundraiser."

C. C. sighed and said, "Okay."

Lelouch said, "You're the best."

C. C. replied, "I sure am. So, do you have any plans on how to raise money?"

Lelouch smiled and said, "Yes I do." Lelouch made signs that said, "Give us money. Come on. Hurry up. Just give us the money, bro."

C. C. said, "I don't think these are very fancy signs."

Lelouch replied, "It's about raising money, not raising style."

C. C. said, "You have school, so how will you raise money?"

Lelouch replied, "I'm so smart that I already thought of a way to take care of that problem: I had Shirley take a sick day from school, so she can help you with the fundraiser."

C. C. said, "You take advantage of her kindness."

Lelouch replied, "Well, um, stop talking."

Shirley showed up and said, "Hi, Lulu."

Lelouch said, "Thank you for agreeing to help with the fundraiser. You're the best."

C. C. replied, "But you called me the best."

Lelouch said, "You're both the best."

C. C. asked, "What are we the best at?"

Lelouch replied, "You're the best at being my cute buddies."

C. C. said, "You might want to re-word that."

Lelouch replied, "I better hurry, because school's going to start soon."

Shirley said, "I hope that you have a great day at school, Lulu."

Lelouch replied, "Yeah right."

C. C. and Shirley started holding up signs to advertise the fundraiser.

Shirley said, "I've never seen you at school before, C. C. Did you already graduate?"

C. C. replied, "I'm immortal, so I think I graduated a few centuries ago."

Shirley nervously said, "So, you like Lelouch?"

C. C. replied, "Well, um, depends on your definition of like."

Shirley nervously said, "Despite all the trouble Lulu causes, I love him."

C. C. said, "Then you know how I feel."

Shirley replied, "It seems like Lelouch will never date either of us."

C. C. said, "Yeah. Instead, he takes advantage of our feelings for him by having us raise money for a car he stupidly got destroyed."

Shirley replied, "Yeah. I'll have to make up a day of school for this."

C. C. said, "Ripoff, Lelouch didn't even help at the fundraiser that he's supposed to be the host of."

C. C. and Shirley raised lots of money at the fundraiser, but they also raised lots of anger towards Lelouch.

C. C. angrily, "Sometimes, I feel like I'm Lelouch's sidekick."

Shirley added, "Me, too."

C. C. said, "I wish I could be with someone who treats me like an equal instead of a fake friend."

Shirley replied, "Me, too."

C. C. said, "Well, it seems like we have more common than we thought. We both want to be treated fairly by Lelouch, and we're both super cute."

Shirley replied, "Yeah."

After school was over, Lelouch walked back to C. C. and Shirley. Lelouch said, "Hi, people. Did you raise lots of money?"

C. C. said, "We did."

Lelouch asked, "Did you raise enough to get Principal Ashford a new car?"

C. C. said, "Yes."

Lelouch said, "Cool, I'll give the money to him." Lelouch grabbed the money and said, "I'll be back soon."

C. C. said, "When Lelouch comes back, we should get our revenge on him. Maybe we should hit him or prank him."

Shirley patted C. C.'s head and said, "I have a less extreme idea."

C. C. asked, "What are you up to?"

Shirley said, "Please trust me, and don't do anything to Lelouch."

C. C. sighed and said, "Okay." Shirley whispered her plan to C. C.

A few minutes later, Lelouch returned and said, "You two raised more money than Principal Ashford's last car cost. He was so happy about being able to buy a better car that he stopped giving me detentions. Thank you for helping with the fundraiser."

C. C. said, "You're welcome, Mr. Lamperouge. Please excuse us. We need to get going."

Lelouch said, "Okay. Goodbye, guys, um, I mean girls."

C. C. went a week without being home. Lelouch was getting confused. Suzaku visited Lelouch at his house. Suzaku said, "Hi, Lelouch. I came to make sure you're okay."

Lelouch said, "Things are getting chaotic, Suzaku."

Suzaku asked, "What are you talking about?"

Lelouch replied, "C. C. and Shirley spent the week together. It seems like they care more about each other than me."

Suzaku said, "So, you're jealous of their friendship?"

Lelouch replied, "A accurate guess, my dear Suzaku. I like it better when you, C. C., and Shirley all consider me the best guy ever, and will do anything for me."

Suzaku said, "So, you just want loyal sidekicks?"

Lelouch said, "Um, no, but helpers are helpful."

Suzaku responded, "You should apologize to them, and start acting like a better friend to them."

Lelouch sighed and said, "Okay."

Lelouch went to Shirley's house. Shirley said, "Hi, Lulu. What's going on?"

Lelouch gave C. C. and Shirley flowers. He said, "I'm sorry for taking advantage of your kindness. You're both great girls."

C. C. said, "Thank you for your mature apology, Lelouch."

Lelouch said, "I want to make things up to you by taking you two to dinner."

Shirley said, "Well, me and C. C. have plans to go to dinner."

Lelouch responded, "Then I'll come and pay for everything."

C. C. replied, "Okay."

Lelouch convinced Suzaku to give him some money and started driving to the restaurant in a car he decided to borrow. On his way to the restaurant, he accidentally drove the car into Principal Ashford's new car.

When Lelouch got to the restaurant, he said, "I need you two girls to help with another fundraiser. I broke Principal Ashford's new car and the car that I borrowed, so we need to raise twice as much money."

Shirley said, "I'm sorry, Lelouch, but C. C. and I have a date tomorrow."

C. C. said, "It's time for you to host your own fundraiser Lelouch."

Lelouch replied, "Okay, I'll raise money by myself." The next day, Lelouch had Suzaku raise money for him.