HI. So I recently saw the movie Friends with Benefits (Staring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis) and thought "Hmmmm this would be fun with a Glee twist". So here it is.

Read, Enjoy, and Comment :0)

Oh BTW: I don't own Glee or the movie Friends with Benefits. I just like to twist stuff for fun!


Friends with Benefits:

Breaking up is so hard to do:

Early March Night in Memphis TN:

"SHIT" Sam growled as he ran frantically from his car.

He was officially ten minutes late for his movie date with his girlfriend. His golden hair bounced as he flew by people on the busy Memphis sidewalk, granting a passing apology as he bumped into some. His flannel shirt flew behind him like a cape, as he ran straight up to the box office, their agreed upon meeting point. He spotted her from behind, knowing her shape quite well. She was wearing dark washed jeans, a floral peasant top, and green flats. He silently prepared himself for a tongue lashing.

"Hey" he sighed, attempting to catch his breath, while putting on his most charming smile, hoping it would some how reduce the anger he knew had built up in her due to his tardiness.

"Your late" she said dryly, as she turned to face him. Her eyes where slanted with frustration. Her brows where furrowed and her lips tight. Apparently his smile didn't work.

"Your beautiful" he sang as wrapped his arm around her waist in an attempt to pull her close into an apologetic embrace.

She placed her arm in front of her, preventing him from pulling her in too close. "We need to talk" she huffed as she folded her arms across her body, placing all of her weight onto her left hip. "I can't do this anymore"

"What?" Sam questioned "I'm only ten minutes late. We only missed the previews and honestly we're going to miss more if we keep standing here" he stated as he placed his hand on the small of her back in an effort to herd her into the theater.

"No" she huffed as she stiffened her body, and planted her feet firmly. "Look Sam, I like you, I really do"

"I like you too baby" he smiled pulling her by her into him by her hips.

"But, I just can't rely on you and I don't know where we're going" she finished pushing him away, placing a respectable amount of space between them. "So I'm out"

"Olive" Sam pleaded to the red head across from him. "Baby, look I know I've been late and kind of unreliable these past few weeks. But I've been busy with my music and-"

"See" the slender, pale woman interrupted, in a frustrated tone. "There's that too!"

"There's what too?" Sam questioned as he placed his hands on his hips, in a defensive manner.

"That, that music stuff" she sighed, as her faced twisted into an expression that seemed like she smelled a rotten onion. "Sweetie your 25 years old, and if it hasn't happened for you yet, it's just not going to"

"Seriously?" he huffed slightly raising his voice. "Well you didn't have a problem with my music ambitions when I met you at the club I was performing at"

"It was cute then. I thought it was like, you know, a hobby" she shrugged, her bright green eyes lightening. "But after six months, of going to your gigs, sitting in bars, barely full bars might I add, and being your sole "groupie" I'm sick of it. Then I never even got any of the perks of being your girlfriend" she added, throwing her hands up in the air.

"What? I take you out, spring for dinner, and let me tell you for a slim girl you can pack it away" he shot back allowing his emotions to take over for him. "Heck you clean your plate and some of mine"

"Hey!" she shot back as she wacked his shoulder "I'm not talking about going out to dinner or going to the comic book shop, which by the way is NOT a real date. You know if I wanted to sit in a room full of nerd, breathing through their mouths, and discussing the finer points of Iron Man, while they gawk at the lone girl in the room" she huffed as she pointed to herself "I would take a trip down to the IT division of my company."

"Then what are you talking about then. And hey you got all of your books free, and you were always thoroughly prepared for any comic movie I took you to" Sam retorted in defense.

"Okay, first of all YOU took any book I got. And I'm talking about the fact that I have yet to meet any one from your family" Olive sighed. "You're so emotionally guarded. You won't even introduce the girl you're seeing, the girl who told you she loved you, to your family. Oh, and by the way, that went well" she rolled her eyes, as she yelled in a sarcastic tone. "You handled that perfectly!"

"What?"

"When I told you I loved you, your reply was "Thanks. You want a breakfast burrito?" I mean what was that? Who does that?"

"Look, you caught me off guard" Sam yelled, pointing his index at her. "I had just woken up. And it was morning. I figured you'd be hungry"

"Yeah after you yelling that crappy fake language in my ear all night" she sighed.

"Hey, Na'vi is very much a real language and will be what Klingon is to Star Trek" Sam yelled back.

"Oh my god!" Olive yelled as she stomped in a little frustrated circle in front of the theater doors. "And you have YET to say you love me too. So I'm asking right here right now Sam Evans, do you love me?" Olive froze in front of Sam, her hands on her hips, her lips tight in a frown, as she peered into his eyes, waiting for his answer.

Sam froze. He knew he didn't love her. Hell, at this moment he barely liked her. But he didn't want to break up with her. So internally he panicked. He was stuck in a very hard situation. How could he be honest about his feelings (or lack of feelings), but still maintaining their relationship? "See" he began in a diplomatic tone.

"Nope" Olive cut him off, as she began to walk to her car.

"Wait, I didn't even get to finish" he yelled to her back, as she stomped off.

Olive paused and turned around to face Sam for the last time. "When you do, you know love someone, which you probably never find it in yourself to do. But when you do, you don't have to pause to say it. It just comes. And with that we're done Sam!" Olive turned, and continued to make her way to her vehicle, leaving Sam in front of the theater, alone.


Okay the movie was done by the same guys who did Easy A (staring Emma Stone) and yes I used the lead characters name from that movie... just thought I'd throw that in.