Getting Butler to talk about his time in the army is hard. After all, one does not become a Blue Diamond by sitting down for senseless chitchat. So, how do you get a man like Butler to tell a story? By tempting him with an equally wild story in exchange. [Part 2 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]

Butler has been alone since Artemis disappeared to Hybras. He encounters a kitsune, a fairy fox, and hopes she can help him find his lost friend. But slowly he begins to bond with, even fall for the beautiful creature.

Once upon a time... a mermaid fell in love with a human and gave up her voice to meet him. But can she truly trust the sea warlock to keep his word? Can love save the day? Or should she have stayed under the sea?

Root rejected 79 female Recon candidates before finally accepting Holly Short. Vinyáya has never forgiven him for it.

Artemis Fowl II was after a fairy, but he captured a strange one. Ava Nicolae is a sprite with human lineage, and that human lineage wants her back—even more than the fairies. Can Artemis combat the forces of human magic, and gain his gold?

Collection of one-shots about Artemis and Holly's life together as a couple, one-shots which may or may not contain actual milestones.

Butler knew he shouldn't complain about extra backup. Dealing with blood-thirsty angels, lost demons, and gold hoarding dragons was more than one man could handle alone. But was it too much to ask for said backup to be competent? His dead uncle and the dangerously curious university professor were less than ideal... [Part 1 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]

In an extraordinary example of bad luck, Artemis Fowl Sr. happened to make the acquaintance of Jon Spiro at an otherwise unextraordinary charity gala. Though years have passed since the show-down in Phonetix's R&D lab, Spiro wants answers. What a pity that his mindwipe got lost in the bureaucratic shuffle following Artemis' own. [Post-series. For the AF 2021 Big Bang].

When Artemis attended Saint Bartleby's, there was a particularly bold student who took to ribbing Artemis, calling him Left-Foot Fowl, as "he had two left feet, and couldn't kick a football with either of them". A tale of teenaged awkwardness, private school politics, and, most of all, Artemis' horrendous social skills.

After some unfortunate events in which Artemis is accused of being a changeling, the 12-year-old finds himself on an impossible adventure. (Heavily au; takes place in the 1600s. Cross-posted on AO3 and Amino. Cover art by a-bit-of-joy-is-a-bit-of-me, from Tumblr!) Rated T just in case.

Alexandr Butler, the intended bodyguard for the next Fowl heir is dead, executed in Iran after a political coup. In a frantic attempt to keep up the family tradition, the 23-year old Lance Corporal Domovoi Butler gets disengaged from his service in Monte Carlo and reluctantly travels back to Dublin, Ireland to meet his future employers as well as his baby sister for the first time.

At four years of age, Juliet Butler is living in Ireland under the care of her brother, despite being an American citizen by birth. Here's why.

Artemis Fowl, after coming back to life in a cloned body, reads over his old documents to try and get a sense of who he is. Suddenly, Holly bursts into his room with devastating news about Trouble. Can the two people, now lovers, find a way to get the corrupt Commander off their backs? What will become of their lives afterward? Rated M for smut.

Northside Middle School is busy rehearsing their production of "Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony" when strange things start to happen. Microphones malfunction, actors forget they're even in a play, ice appears all over the bathroom floor… and that's only the beginning. Is it possible that some characters from the book have stepped into the real world?

Really sexy stuff. Not for kids.

An Artemis-Holly romance story, firmly set in the world of Artemis Fowl, except all the dialogue is lifted straight from Star Wars Episode II. Not joking.

A/H oneshot, fluff. Artemis receives a gift from Holly… a photo album. Taking a look inside, he goes down memory lane and remembers how their relationship grew over the years. He recalls skiing shenanigans, a questionable first date, and his return home from Mars. (Spoiler warning for Luna Minor and the first Fowl Twins book.)

In which Artemis' mighty brain largely fails him on a topic millions of other people also struggle with every year. Very much an Artemis-Holly romance; don't read if that's not your jam. Complete.

Artemis survives the Gate with a little luck and pain. However, so has Opal. In a sense. Her memory is gone and she inhabits the body of Nopal, the clone she created to escape the clinic all those years ago. As the two personalities begin to bleed into each other, can Artemis and Holly find any good in a soul like Opal's? (picks up at the end of TLG, includes A/H and Nopal fluff)

If Artemis Fowl escaped the mind-wipe, what would happen? He might save someone's life. There are new plots, new dangers, but one villain...

Butler knocks on Artemis's door only to find something shocking

Artemis acts strangely, Butler is suspicious and decides to spy on Artemis. As it turns out, it was not the best idea.

Foaly confronts Holly with some evidence regarding the relationship between Holly and Artemis.

When Artemis died, he left more than just his immediate family behind. His closest friends and confidants were left, trying to fill the gaping hole that was his absence.

Men's formal wear is largely influenced by the military garb of the 19th-century. A tale that is equal parts about growing up, and the clothes we wear to do so.