"Come on Faith, just one more time..."

"Seto, can you stop touchi-"
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Ah = Hello
Ahem

...Welcome...

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Faith: As always, my usual...shall we call them muses, are here. That would be my yami (it's a trend =P) Secret, and my hikari, Isis. How that came about is beyond me, but whatever. Well, actually, I've made Secret a sister, but who cares.
Isis: You're very strange. I foresee-
Faith: That you will be fucking a pole if you don't shut up Ms. I-know-your-fate-so-worship-me.
Isis: ...You don't like me, do you?
Faith: Not especially.
Isis: ...Why?
Faith: People seem to think that IsisxSeto, SetoxSerenity, and SetoxTea are cute couples. I beg to differ and tell them to-
All: FUCK A POLE
Faith: o_o Okay, now that's just freaky...but anyways. My bio can be described in one word: Long. So I've put lines and headings for you to skip anywhere you please.

The Bio part of the... bio ; I.e where I talk about myself and other things no one wants to know

Name: Faith, Emmi, Malaikah. Take your pick.
Age: 17 years...4 months...3 days...16 hours...36 minutes...23 seconds...24...25...26...
Birthday: December 28, 1987
Grade: 12th (USA School system)
Religion: I'm a muslim, so I follow Islam. Have a problem? The pole is need of love...
Location: Middle East. That's all I'm going to tell you.
Appearance: Black, thin, and dead hair. Blackish eyes (You can't see the pupils. The official color is Dark Brown, though). I'm not obese, I'm not thin. A little more than medium. I have some pimples on my face. My skin color is a darkish Tan. I put on foundation to hide thelittle dots from hell (_ )and I like wearing black make up (eyeliner and lipliner and occasionally mascara), not because I'm 'goth' but because I want to and I like the color.
Favorite animes: (Please note that since I don't have acess to these things, I'm very behind. So I read about them instead) Digimon, Yugioh, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Card Captor Sakura, earlier Pokemon seasons, the Dragonball animes, Fushigi Yuugi, Ranma, Gundam wing A/C, Sailor Moon, Neon Genesis Evangelion (NGE), Love Hina, Megaman, Escaflowne, Naruto and I'll update this once I find more.
Favorite non-anime shows: The Simpsons, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Weekenders, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, The Legend of Tarzan, City Guys, Hang Time, Boy Meets World, Sabrina: The Teenage Witch series, Arthur (that show is FUNNY _), The Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd n Eddy (sp?), Batman: The Animated series, Spiderman: The Animated series, Spiderman: The New Animated Series, X-men, Batman Beyond, Timon and Pumbaa...more...
Favorite books/comics/manga: Animorphs, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Fear Street, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (JtHM), Squee's Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horros, X-men, Spiderman, Batman, Chrno Cross, Yugioh, Naruto, A Seperate Peace (I cried ;_;), Phineas
Favorite Authors/Artists: J.K Rowling, Edgar Allan Poe, Mark Twain, Jhonen Vasquez, K.A Applegate, Eoin Colfer, Stan Lee, R.L Stine, Christopher Pike, John Knowles
Other: More thorough bio can be found here

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Couples I can read without throwing things across the room:

Yugioh:
JouxMai
JouxAnzu
YamixAnzu
YugixAnzu
OtogixShizuka
MokubaxRebecca
PegasusxCynthia
AtemuxKisara
MahaadoxMana/Dark MagicianxDark Magician Girl
HondaxMiho
YamixIsis
OCxanyone (IFF it is not a Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu. If it is, I'll spork you)

Digimon:
Taiora
Mimato
Takari
Daikari
Jyomi (I think I made that name up...shrugs I use it and thats all that counts)
Mimishiro
KenxYolei
RikaxRyo
TakatoxJerry
MattxOC (again, no sues or stus)
MimixMicheal

Others:
SetoxFaith (Thats me, bozos =P And, in my opinion, the BEST pairing out there? Don't agree? You know what to do throws a pole at you)
SakuraxSyaoran (CCS)
KagomexInuyasha (Inuyasha)
MirokuxSango (Inuyasha)
YamchaxBulma (So hate me. I really liked those two together...) (DB)
BulmaxVegeta (DB/DBZ)
MistyxAsh (Pokemon)
HarryxGinny (HP)
RonxHermione (HP)
FredxAngelina (HP)
GeorgexAlicia (HP)
TobiasxRachel (The best pairing out there after SetoxFaith =D) (Animorphs)
JakexCassie (Animoprhs)
ArtemisxHolly (Artemis Fowl)
TerryxDana (Batman Beyond)
BrucexSelena (Batman)
PeterxMary Jane (Spiderman)
HarryxLiz (Spiderman)
FlashxDebra (Spiderman)
AsukaxShinji (NGE)
RachelxRoss (Friends)
MonicaxChandler (Friends)
JoeyxPhoebe (Friends)
MegamanxRoll (Megaman)
GotenxBra (DBZ)
VanxHitomi (Escaflowne)
UsagixMamarou (sp?)
PeterxWendy (Disney)
JeanxCyclops (X-Men)
WolverinexStorm (X-Men)
RoguexGambit (X-Men)
KittyxLance (X-Men: Evolution)
MichealxFelicia (Spiderman)

Hated Pairings

YGO:
SetoxOC
SetoxAnzu
SetoxShizuka
SetoxIsis
SetoxMai
SetoxYami
SetoxYugi
SetoxJou
SetoxRyou
SetoxMalik
SetoxOtogi
SetoxHonda
SetoxMokuba (That is so disgusting...)
SetoxNoa

By now I think you get where I'm going with this, so I'll cut this short

Note: I don't mind SETxsomeone shippings (meaning Seto's past self), since that was a past dude. That guys is now dead, so just whatever it.

BakuraxAnzu
HondaxAnzu
YamixKujaku
BakuraxKujaku
MalikxShizuka

Others:

TaixMimi (Digimon)
MattxSora (the worst canon pairing EVER) (Digmon)
RachelxMarco (Animorphs)
CassiexMarco (Animorphs)
TobiasxOC (Animoprhs)
RachelxAx (Animorphs)
HarryxHermione (HP)
HermionexOliver (HP)
DracoxPansy (HP)
HermionexNeville (HP)
InuyashaxKikyou (Inuyasha)
InuyashaxSango (Inuyasha)
KagomexMiroku (Inuyasha)
RikaxTakato (Digimon)
RikaxHenry (Digimon)
NnyxDevi (You really think she would! He almost killed her!) (JtHM)
NnyxAny girl (It KILLS his character!) (JtHM)
ArtemisxJuliet

I have more, but I can't remember...

Other fics I don't read is Seto-bashing, Yaoi/Shounen-ai, Yuri/Shoujo-ai (but I don'thave anything against it, or people who like it,or people who ARE it)and of the like. (You can guess how hard it is for me to find good fics to read...) I happen to like CYOA fanfictions or Second-person as long as they are written nicely. I think it's a creative idea. I just like to go through and read what situations the person is put through. It's fun. I also tend to like OC fics, as long as they are not Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu. Not with Seto of course (I even hate my own SetoxOc fics -_-), but with others.

Secret: You wasted so much just writing all that down.
Faith: Shut up, this my bio, I can do whatever the hell I please
Secret: Someone's nasty
Faith: I LOST MY PILLS!
Isis: ...
Secret: ..Right, my bio seems to have disappeared...
Faith: It takes up too much space.
Secret: Take out the pairings
Faith: Touch it and die, bitch.
Secret: o_o' Fine...

All you need to know about her is this:

Name: Secret
Age: 19.
Appearence: Like me, cept slimmer. She maintains her whore appearance. (Secret: I owe you one, Faith glare)

That's about it. She's not really important _

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Pros and...Antis...?

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I am pro-Anzu, except in one case. When she is in SetoxTea. I don't see how you make a connection (besides the fact that they look the same). Anyways, why? Because she is horribly overhated. Why? Because all the Yami and Yugi fangirls are jealous of her connection. If you think liking a guy makes you some sort of slut, then you kind of have issues that need to be dealt with right away. Yes, she dresses a bit trampy, but then so do almost all anime girls. I amnot talking about school uniform, because they have to wear it. It's not their fault (though I don't like it either).

Too much friendship speeches? I can count off, on myfingers,how many times Jou or Yuugi have spout off the same ideas, but in different words. If you hate her for that, you should hate those 2 as well.Just get over your jealousy, okay?

I am anti-Shizuka because she is whiny and too dependent. I love my little brother as well, but I'd hate it if he depended on me for everything. Ithink Honda and Otogi can do way better than her, but, eh, for the sake of canon, I'll sacrifice those views. I just don't like her (butthey arevalid reasons, not just 'ZOMG!one!21 Otogi is MINESSS!onenen!3423!")

I am anti-Isis because she's too...fatalistic. Then again, I'm kind of reserving judgement on her unless I see her properly in the anime/manga. I am just going onwhat I have read about it.

I am pro-Mai because she's spunky and just all around cool and very flawed, which I like. Yeah, she dressesslutty,but... she's an anime girl. I expect no less.

I am anti-Yami becauseI hate goody two shoes.I mean, fine, you're cool and probably hot (ew!) but do you have to win everything? It gets really annoying when he does.

I am a Honda fan, but not a fangirl. The poor guy is so left out all the time. Him and Jou used to be good friends (as were Yugi and Anzu) but then Anzu and Honda were pushed out and Yugi and Jou just went all chum chummy? One of the themes in Yugioh is friendship. Sadly, they are portraying it wrong.

Oh, and before you all jump at me for being a fangirl and not liking any Seto-couples let me just defend myself

SetoxShizuka

Nope. She is Mokuba's age. Ew. I'd hate dating a guy my brother's age. Just, ew. They have no connection. She would never go with a guy who hates her brother, and he'd never get with 'the mutt's' sister. It just doesn't happen.

SetoxAnzu

She's too talkative for him. She'd try and put him on the 'right path' and all. It's not what he wants. He wants someone to support him, not change him.

SetoxIsis

She's 4 years older, why does she like him? v_v Anyhow, Malik would not allow it anyways. Seto would rather not have anything to do with the family who kidnapped his brother. And I don't think he'd like her predicting his future and she's too into the magical past stuff, which he doesn't believe in.

SetoxJou

Excuse me? -_- It's not even hinted. They hate each other. No, it's not underlying love, it's just how it is. If that were the case, Seto Kaiba has the whole world (except for Mokuba) as his lovers. Pfft.

SetoxMokuba

It goes against nature and science. Seto would never go for that. Plus, he doesn't love him that way! Could you love your little sibling (or older sibling) that way?I know I couldn't.

SetoxNoa

Even if there was romantic attraction (which there isn't), Seto would never. Why? Because Noa is a reminder of Gozaburo. So there.

This is why you have OCs. To try to help Seto "love". Sadly, no one can do it. Oh well, him being alone works too. And being the conceited person I am, I say I can go with him no problem =D

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RAVES

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END OF RAVE IN THIS BIO

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Faith: So...Uh, yeah. If you're a so-called Fangirl of Seto, do not talk to me. I'll hate you at the start (I'm a bitch, who cares?) and I won't get along with you. It's how I am. If I'm a fan of your works but you have Setoxsomeone pairing, I won't read it. Don't take offense, It's just how I am, okay? Now go-
Secret: Fuck a pole?
Faith: How'd you know?
Secret: Lucky guess...

Quotes (mainly about me)

"dude...u ARE obsessed..." -Tsunamimbw (saying in between my seto-talk)
"you are WAY obsessed with kaiba..."-Tsunamimbw (after noticing all my display pics were seto-related)
"...another kaiba?"- Tsunamimbw (after seeing my display pic..lol)
"kaiba!...ur getting me obsessed now."- yet again Tsunamimbw (but she was just kidding...)
"computers, radio, and faith's kaiba obsession... 3 things we cant live without."-Kayla
"ur like... a fangirl..." -Raziel (throws a fork at raz)
"I was watching an old epi when seto was beating joey at a duel in a cruel manner and i found myself going 'Go seto, go seto'...0.o I remember when I 1st watched that I was like 'YOU MEAN SETO, DIE'...your influence faith ¬.¬"- Elle

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So, basically, what I'm saying is stay away from my darling Seto Kaiba.

I may have no life other than to rant and rave about him, but if you have a problem, I have poles for rent/sale.

All right, So about those Marry-a-bishounen things I did...
Taken: Seto (dur), Malik, Seeshamarou (sp?), Kurama. Someone emailed me for Joey, but I lost the email and I don't think she fgot my email back! So, if you ever read this PLEASE EMAIL ME AGAIN!

I want to say something to special to some people:

Dah, Sunny, and Neems: You 3 are the best friends I have ever had. And even though we're all seperated right now, I want you guys to know I miss you very much sigh Pictures and MSN just isn't the same! sobs

Raz, Elle and Shay: Though I loved you, then hated you, I love you all again _ Thanks guys for everything... (I still hate you Raz! You broke my fragile heart and made me cry!)

KC: I love you very much. Even though we don't get to talk so much because of school and work and whatnot, I love you still _

Darkelf6: Where do I start with you? God, I don't know. I mean we don't talk like all the time, IM/Email each other constantly or anything but... what you did with your fics (with me) was something that helped me in ways no one will ever know. I thank you for helping me, even though it was not your intention. Someday I'll repay you.

shakes head Okay enough sentimental crap.

Fish and Chips: I LOVE YOU! I hope you start writing fanfiction again soon ;

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Fic Status

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Yami's Little Secret: FINISHED. I was really proud of it back then, but now I'm not so proud of it. It's a nice fic, but a little...I dunno...mushed up. But I like it anyways _ ...Secret will tell you she wrote it, but she's lying.

Secret of the Lotus Blossom: Ignore it. It's horrible and Mary-Sue. I hate it to bits. I CANNOT beleive I wrote that!

Ode to Friends: I hate this stupid poem. It's so...stupid. Really, it is. I hate it. I wish it would go fuck a pole.

Misunderstandings: Removed it because it had song lyrics. I could've just waited for fanfiction.net to remove it, but then I've"not followed" their rules before (4 times, 5 times?) so Imight get removed altogether. Don't want that ' Maybe I'll re-do it later on (Haha yeah right -_-)

Minus One: Also from the time period of when I couldn't write. My friend asked me to do it, and I had about 3 days. It's stupid -_-' Don't bother reading it.

Mai's cute song: Took this out too. Song lyrics thing.

Kahani Pyar ki: This was written by me awhile ago...I posted it WAY after I wrote it. shrugs It's not that great. Read only if you're bored. (Title translation=Story of Love. I titled it that because this was inspired by that TV show...I'm bi-lingual =P) It says self-insert because back then I had a small Yamato(Matt)-obsession, but now I guess it's just an OC.

How we Bash Thee: I wrote this for mah friend Raine _ It's okay. It's when I tried out a new writing-style. Maybe if you can just tell me how it is...

DisneyOh Classics: Urgh. I hate my little Notes on that thing. I'm soeffen (--purposely misspelled--) lame. Some of the parodies are stupid, some are good. This is on hiatus because...I don't know. I had written out a lot, then my computer crashed and all the stuff was gone. I'm depressed ._. Anyways, so I might update sometime. I dunno. I do love this fic though. My favorite one out there =D

Back at One: They removed this because I had the word 'shit' in my summary and I had to have the summary in the 'G' rating. Shit is not a bad word! I dunno if I'll put this up. It was SetoxOC and I can't stand that you know... (OC was not me)

Pointless Karaoke: Removed this too for an unfair reason. They said it was in script format. But I posted (and finished) this fic 2 years ago, and that rule was NOT invented. It's not fair. Sure it was icky and stupid and NOT funny, but I like to keep my works so I know how I used to be, how I have improved (if I have), etc.

I Promise You: I wrote this for Darkelf6 because she's too nice to me ; and I thought it wouldn't hurt to be nice to someone for a change... shifts eyes Stop looking at me that way. It's sort of, as she said, a bridge between Whisper and Taking Over Me (her fics). I'm quite proud of it because it's not lame, it's fluffy and because I made DE happy _

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Contact Info

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Email
Hotmail: [email protected] (checked 2 times a day, sometimes 3. The most efficient way of reaching me)
Yahoo: [email protected] (checked once every 2 days)
GMail: [email protected] (checked once every 2 days)

IM
Msn Messenger: [email protected]
Windows Messenger: [email protected] (That's actually Secret's account, but she's too stupid to know how to use it)
Yahoo Messenger: kawaii_kaibakrazed_kitten25
Skype: setobsessed

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I think that's all I have. AIM is blocked where I live, and I don't know enough Arabic (for the last time, the Egyptian language is NOT called Egyptian. It is called ARABIC. You can say Egyptian DIALECT, but it's not a language. And Hebrew is not Arabic.I hate it when people don't get their facts straight) to talk to my ISP people and ask them to unblock it. Sucks. Maybe I should've paid more attention in class...

Last updated: Sunday,May 1st2005 4:48 pm (Time Zone: Nairobi)

~I had links to fics in here, but since they got outdated I had to remove them. I'll have them back up again...

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By the way...

Faith: Okay, some people look at my pen name and go ..the hell? Well, let me explain. One, I was young and stupid. Two, removed the little asterisks and other non-letter characters from it. Three, I changed it but then realized if someone randomly decided to look for me, they wouldn't use my new one. Fourthly, won't let me change the grammar. Fifthly, it's so weird, so I kept it =D
Secret: Holy... you talk a lot
Faith: Don't make me get the pole!