Hi. My name is Kunnaki. My real name is C.J. I am a black 28-year-old young adult who is in college. I'm a loner type of person who likes to stay inside a lot. But that doesn't mean I like making friends. My dream is to be a video game designer and create my own video game com. But I also would like to own all the manga in the world. I am a huge otaku, a huge anime fan. I like any type of manga or anime I can get my hands on. And that pretty much describes me. Also, I'd like to thank NightOfAThousandDreams for the cool picture of the Long and his GF in my avatar. If anyone wants to talk, you can contact me on AIM or MSN. My AIM account name is LongDragonMyou and my MSN email is [email protected]. Look forward to chatting with you all.

Gender: Male

Sign: Cancer

Interests: Video Games, Hentai, Anime, Girls, Manga, Internet, Chatting

Favorite Anime: Like any anime I see.

Favorite Quote: "Nothing is normal."

Favorite Video Games: Dynasty Warriors, Samurai Warriors, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Onimusha, Huniepop, Kingdom Hearts, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

Favorite Music: Rock, J-Rock, J-Hip-Hop, J-Pop, Alternative, Rapcore, Nu metal, Hard Rock, Metal, etc.

Type of Bands: Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead, Daft Punk, Green Day, Trivium, and many more.

Favorite Cartoons: Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, 6teen, Avatar, etc.

10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Writing a Fanfic (For ANY Series, Book, Cartoon, or ANYTHING):

OK...after reading and tolerating SEVERAL fanfics in the past few weeks, both good and bad, I feel the need to post my list of things that annoy me when I find and read a story:

1. Do not tell me you suck at writing summaries. If you suck at writing a measly 100-200 words, how can I expect you to successfully write a legitimate story?

2. Do not submit your first story and ask the readers to go easy on the reviews because it's your first story. If it's bad, I have the right, nay, the DUTY to tell you what you did wrong, and offer constructive criticism on how you can improve it.

3. Do not submit your story unless you KNOW, FOR A FACT, that there are no spelling or grammatical errors. If I WANTED to proofread your story as I read it, I'd probably would have offered my services as a beta reader.

4. Do not submit ANY chapter that is under 300 words or over 7,500 words. THIS APPLIES TO ONE-SHOTS. I don't want to read a chapter that's barely longer than the summary, and I don't want to read a chapter that strains my eyes after twenty minutes.

5. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, go out of character (unless it's an OC of course). There are several ways you can do this, but they all end up the same: EPIC FAILURE.

6. Do not continuously ask for reviews in every chapter, of every story you write. Asking once is polite. Asking twice is alright. Asking 27 times is just ridiculous and immature.

7. Do not give your story any particular rating because you "feel like it". Believe it or not, the rating system does serve a purpose. If you have a rated T story that is suitable for a five-year-old, please, rate it K or K. In the same respect, if your story is chock full of sex, drugs, and violence, rate it M, not K, K, or T.

8. Do NOT tell the readers that you won't update a story until you get "x" amount of reviews. If you're writing a story, it better darn well be because you WANT to write it, not because you're an attention whore who craves seeing their reviews and hits go up. If that's the case, you're probably not putting too much effort into your stories anyways.

9. Do not start writing a story, then two or three chapters later, decide to just stop writing it. A cliff-hanger is alright because it builds dramatic tension. A cliff-falling-and-dying-er is just annoying and often results in flamers and hate mail.

10. Do not respond back to reviews in a hateful or abusive manner, even if the person who reviewed your story/chapter did so in a hateful or abusive manner. If they gave you an abusive review, that's what the little yellow sign next to all reviews is for: report them. DO NOT FLAME BACK, or you are no better than they are.

If you have ever witnessed or performed any of the things listed here, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I'm actually not EMO. But I have been called EMO by people, so... yeah.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun. (...I'm not even going to dignify this with a statement.)
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'm a female dog cause I'm not afraid to voice my opinion? How sad.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I seriously doubt that. If I'm going to hell simply cause I believe a person has the right to love who they want, then I can simply pray that God has mercy on me.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Yeah... no. I actually have friends who are gay, and I don't think any of them should go to hell.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (No, I actually despise people who do this. It's why I don't get along well with many Catholics. No offense to any who are Catholic.)
I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Don't really understand this one, but okay.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Aren't all guys like that? After all, they say men think about sex every six seconds, so... yeah.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black is an awesome color. F' anyone who says otherwise.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (It's called being your own person.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (No, I'm not a homo, but I do support them. And I think people who are into theater to be very cultured.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Please. Half of the females I hang out with already have a GF/BF.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Again, it's called being your own person.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (No, I'm not gay. But again, I do support them. Many gays I know are actually pretty cool people.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (Actually, I like watching hentai, so... yeah.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. (No, actually, I'm trying to become a pacifist, because I dislike violence. And I'm proud to be straight edge, thanks.)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Yeah, I do. So what?)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (No, I just haven't found Mrs. Right yet.)
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. (No, I just like skateboarding. I blame Tony Hawk.)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Pretty sure I already clarified this. I have nothing against homosexuals.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (Yes, I do think He was black.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (For the third time, it's called being your own person. If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. (No, being big just sorta runs in my family.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'd like to think I'm not naive, but I'm afraid I am still ignorant about some things. Oh well.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (No, believe it or not, I actually dislike watermelon.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have small nuts.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino. (I do like the sun. Just not when it's beating down on you.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (No, I'm straight edge, so I don't drink. And I don't go to parties much.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Ha, you'd be surprised.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (My brother drinks and smokes, but I don't.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Problem with being in a big group is that its hard to get a word in edgewise. Plus, they tend to act like you're invisible.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I've been called 'crazy'. Strangely enough, I'm okay with it.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. (I don't think anyone should control anyone. If I do tell someone off, it's for a good reason.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm only defensive when someone puts me on the defensive.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (So what? Comics rock.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Tell that to guys who bothered me in high school.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (...I actually have to agree with this one.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Not really. I just like writing. It helps me to focus.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (No, I've never had sex, unfortunately.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (...No comment.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (What is popular? That's just something society made to make itself feel better while putting everyone else down. I don't buy into it.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree-hugging hippy. (If we don't care about the environment, who will?)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (No, all my characters have their share of strengths and weaknesses. I hate Mary-sues.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Yes, my friends and I do it all the time. It's fun.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (I'm not against Abortion, but I do think it's wrong to kill a life that hasn't even lived yet.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (My parents watch cartoons, and they're probably the most responsible people I know.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Everyone reads, and I don't see them going off by themselves.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Isn't that everyone? I know a lot of people who hate the way the government does things. Doesn't make them terrorists.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (...Unfortunately.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I try not to use profanity, but occasionally, it will slip out.)
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Yeah, and I'm proud of it.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I believe in proper English. So sue me.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Well, I'm a guy, so... yeah.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak. (...No comment.)

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? A lamp fell on my arm.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Six Posters. One is of Yu-Gi-Oh, one is a picture of a tiger, one is a cross with John 3:16 under it, one is about The Boondock Saints, one is about Romans 1:16, and the last one is a picture of Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Snore
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rapcore, Nu metal, Rap, Hip-Hop, J-Rock, J-Pop, Alternative, a little of everything. Except Country.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 1:16 AM
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To have God’s grace and mercy.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The days when the government didn’t give a crap about what kids did.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My Fanfics.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5’6 I haven't grown an inch in the last six years.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not really.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I live in the dark.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Myself.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I wear cologne.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Doesn’t really matter to me. So long, as her attitude outweighs her looks.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? At dinner, in a park, in church.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Both.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Sausage.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Fried Chicken.
19. WHERE DO YOU FEEL LIKE GOING? China
20. FANTASY OR SCI-FI? Fantasy
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My mom and dad telling me how much they loved me.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? If you mean in the girlfriend, boyfriend sense, then no.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don’t have one.
24. WANNA HUG? Sure.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No. I used to, but, unfortunately, it ran away.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A shin Tzu named Sasha.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Just let it out in front of him. But I’d like to make sure of what I feel for her is real. If so, then I confess.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: No.
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? I guess Blondes.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Mom’s cell.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Idiots, Bullies. Basically, some of the people who I went to high school with.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I tend to be over-emotional.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I wish…
37. FIRST JOB? Working at a Day Care filled with a bunch of whiny brats.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Probably, don’t remember.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? About to read a fanfic.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yeah, I had a Lapband put in me years ago.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My smarts and raps.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don’t know. Probably some video games.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? At the moment, none.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. Muhammad Ali. His real name was Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Head and Shoulders.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bologna, I guess..
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I pull on my hair and bites my fingernails.
53 WHAT SONG ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR IPOD? I guess most of my J-Rock songs.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? To the world it does. Outsides matter, not the inside. Good thing I don’t think that way.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listening to music.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My school library.
59. DREAM JOB? Rock Star.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My teddy-bear that was a hand-me-down. (Still have it!)
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? A lot, but I only call two or three of them.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Honestly…yes…
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Sometimes…
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Both.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Intelligence, kindness, loyalty.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? C Jizzle, Marcellus, Dragon
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Linkin Park
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Too many to count.
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Forgot.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies & Cream.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes, thank God.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? During Spring Break.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? No, because there is.
74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Don’t know.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Don’t care.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My Demons by Starset.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mom.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Looks, duh!
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Not sure.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Impossible to truly hate something.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Like them all.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Black
86. EYE COLOR? Black
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald's
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried it.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Steven Universe
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 25th.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano and vocal.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat, though I have no idea what’s the difference between them.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both. =3
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships!
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Some cheeseburgers.
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? No car.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Out of school.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single, but happy.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB, ChetCheerio, Weightless, MiniFeverency, XxFaxness4everxX, xXFlyingWithoutWingsXx,Girl-with-black-wings, rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, Random1324, Moonlight Shines, TheNicoNekoKitty, Kunnaki

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight. Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Squintz, Honeyshine, PJOfan4evaGreekgeek, Pokegirlandthorn, EmeraldDragon1, TheLameName, YellowIdeyaHunter, LunaDiamond5665, Moonlight Shines, Kunnaki

97% of teens would cry and beg if they saw One Direction on top of a building, about to jump. If you are part of the three percent that would yell out, "JUMP!" Copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens would DIE if Aeropostale told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 percent that would roll their eyes at the others and laugh.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When you open it, he collapses.

When he sees you reading it, he faints.

When he sees you living it, he flees.

Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword

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It was a quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons, and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Amen.

Total Drama Character Countdown

24. Tyler- I really saw nothing interesting about him. Sure, he had Lindsey as a girlfriend, but that didn't really give him any points. He was just unwanted in my opinion.

23. Harold- I don't know why, but for some reason, I just dislike his character. It's not because he's a ripoff of Napoleon Dynamite. It's something else.

22. Cody- Another dude I don't particularly care for. I disliked how he tried to woo Gwen when he obviously had no chance at her. I don't know, maybe its just me.

21. Justin- Honestly, the creators should have left him alone in TDA. He wasn't cut out to be a villain, and he didn't even do a good job at it. Also, I disliked how he constantly whined every time he got his face hurt or when girls didn't pay attention to him.

20. Courtney- At first, I thought she was hot and kinda cool in TDI, especially after she hooked up with Duncan and let loose her wild side. But in TDA, she totally changed. She went from 'Cool, Smart Chick' to 'Whiny, Know-it-All, C.I.T. b*tch'. The way she complained every time things didn't go her way was a major turnoff for me. And her relationship with Duncan went down the drain, as well. So... yeah.

19. Trent- This dude was cool in TDI, and I loved some of his moments there. In TDA, however, the creators changed yet another awesome person and made him lame. They made him look like such a loser, when he gave up the challenges for Gwen and made him some even weirder with his dumb number 'nine' obsession. Hopefully, he'll do better in TDM.

18. Sadie- Honestly, I have no problem with either Katie or Sadie. I just needed to fill this spot. I honestly think both of them are cute.

17. Katie- Same as Sadie, just needed to fill this spot.

16. Beth- Beth was sort of in the background in TDI, so I didn't really notice her much. In TDA, though, she was given some much-needed spotlight. And she looked good in it too. Facing off against Duncan in the final round of TDA was cool and unexpected. I expect plenty more great things from her in the future.

15. Geoff- This dude was another favorite of mine from TDI, but he was another one the creators ruined in TDA. Seriously, what the hell were they thinking, eliminating him and Bridgette first? And then to go around and try to turn him into a bad guy? Now, that was just unneeded. I hope he goes back to his old self in TDM.

14. DJ- DJ was one of my favorites in TDI, mainly because I liked how he could be soft and gentle at one point, but become so dangerous, the next. In TDA, the creators ruined him, as well. Forming an alliance with Chef? That sucked. And then eliminating himself, when his team wasn't even voting someone off? That was really stupid of them.

13. Eva- At first, I didn't think much of Eva cause I didn't know much of her, aside from her bad attitude and obvious demeanor, of course. But, after reading some fanfics, she seems like a cool chick. And hey, the way she came back in TDI, the second time, was nice.

12. Leshawna- This girl was one of the girls I paid most of my attention to at the beginning of TDI. I like her ghetto attitude, and how she didn't take crap from anyone. Fighting Heather was another plus, as well. Unfortunately, she was another person TDA ruined. They made her seem like a traitor to her team, and made her seem to be uncaring. Big mess up, creators. Big mess up.

11. Duncan- Honestly, I didn't think much of him at the beginning of TDI. Later on though, he became one of my favorite homeboys. His aggressiveness was one of his key points. In TDA, the creators didn't ruin him. Much. But still, they ruined him. They ruined his bad-boy image near the end of TDA, and made him seem to be obsessed with Courtney. Eliminating Courtney got him some points from me, but still...

10. Ezekiel- Yeah, the dude was practically in the background for both TDI and TDA, but can you blame him? He seems to be a pretty good dude, just misunderstood. The creators should change his character up just a little bit.

9. Chef- Yeah, I know. Chef wasn't really all that much fun, but you have to admit, some of his moments are without a doubt, drop dead funny!

Chris: "Can't you do anything right?"

Chef: "Where's my money? Hmm? Give me my money!"

8. Chris- Yes, surprisingly, the sadist is one of my favorites on my list. He is right up there with Chef on the Laugh My Ass Off meter.

7. Owen- This dude is also up there on the meter with Chris and Chef. He was one of the funniest and most awesome guys on the show, and I'm pretty glad he won TDI. It proves anyone can do anything, no matter how big they are! Needless to say, TDA ruined him, as well. I mean, I'm glad he came back and all. But he only came back, cause he was a spy? And when he didn't do a good job, he was sent back, along with Courtney? Awful.

6. Heather- I'm a bit surprised the Queen Bee is this high on my list. But hey, she's a villain only on the show. And she did her job flawlessly. But the creators kinda took that away from her in TDA. But hey, she's still TDI's Queen Bee, whether she likes it or not!

5. Lindsey- Like Beth, Lindsey didn't really get much spotlight on TDI, mainly cause of Heather's alliance. But when she got eliminated and started cursing Heather like crazy, I LMAOed. She got an even bigger role in TDA, which I'm glad of. Queen Lindsey, Her Hotness. Nice.

4. Noah- Say what you want about the guy, but Noah is one of the coolest guys you'll ever find. He's arrogant and his sarcasm is well-known. And that's why he's one of my all-time favorites. But the whole gay scene with Cody, was kind of unneeded.

3. Bridgette- She's got looks and she's a surfer. What else can a guy want? She's right up there with Lindsey on the 'hot' meter, but she needs a little more work on getting rid of the whole 'Valley Girl' theme. Plus, I disliked how she and Geoff were constantly kissing one another. Get a room!

2. Gwen- Yes, Gwen is one of my most favorite girls on the show. On TDI, she was, without a doubt, one of the coolest girls ever. Her hook-up with Trent was also good, and her feud with Heather was awesome, because the two of them went back and forth. She proved she's a normal girl who has flaws, but is working on them. I was bit upset she didn't win TDI, but being runner-up was okay. However, I would have preferred hadn't been in TDA, because the creators absolutely destroyed her image. I mean, come on! Breaking up with Trent and then hooking with Duncan on the slide?! What the hell?! Yes, I'll admit, Trent was getting a bit annoying, but still to just ditch up like that was totally uncalled for. Even so, Gwen's still my homegirl, and I like her. But I really hope she and Trent get back together.

1. Izzy- Izzy. Words fail to express how much I love her! Her appearances, each time, make me roll on the floor laughing! When I think of her, the song 'Crazy Angel' by Kill Hannah starts playing in my head. (If you haven't heard it, you should. It totally describes Izzy.) I'm glad she stayed her old self in TDA. She's cool and awesome! I'd love to have someone like her as a girlfriend!

My OC's

1. Yami Long- My first and favorite OC. Partially based off of a real-life friend of mine who died in Los Angeles years ago. I use this OC in honor of him, and hope wherever he is, he's happy and content.
2. Alexei Rogers- Based him off of Alexei from Urban Rivals. I wanted to make a character who was pretty much like a jock, but had a more "cultured" outlook.
3. Brandon Dash- Based him off of DJ Korr from Urban Rivals. I wanted to make a music-happy DJ who seeks to rebel against his parents, and get into this generation a bit.
4. Charlie Mae- Based her off of Charlie from Urban Rivals. I think she was my first real female character unless I'm mistaken. Basically, I wanted her as a feminist to get in touch with my feminine side, and show that women can be superior to men, in some aspects.
5. Eyrik Banks- My second-favorite OC. I based him off of Eyrik, and I took a partial bit of his personality from Long, and then took it to the extreme. I wanted to make a guy who is very strange and has the look of a killer about him, but is really just a guy living life as it comes in his own strange and unique way.
6. Gil DeLitz- Another of my favorite OC's. I based him off of Gil and Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel. I wanted to make a super hot, popular guy who is also a famous idol. He loves the attention, but also just wants to be a regular guy once in a while.
7. Janet 'Gaia' Creek- Possibly my favorite female OC. I based her off of Gaia and Bridgette from TDI. I wanted a girl who, like Bridgette, was kind of a mellow girl who loves beaches and the environment, but loves it just a little too much for her and everyone else's own good.
8. Lola Ming- Based her off of Hula from UR. My friend, TDI 4 Ever, made her sister, Jane. Basically, my inspiration for her came because I wanted to make a girl who wasn't ashamed to be who she is, and is proud of herself, despite what her family or others think of her.
9. Naima Masabni- Believe it or not, I actually based her off of the Dancer class from Ragnarok Online. I wanted to make a girl who was actually a foreigner from the Middle East, where belly-dancing is said to have originated. I wanted a girl who was modest, yet at the same time a sort of femme fatale.
10. Shimazu Toshihisa- The third-oldest of the Shimazu brothers from history. I based him off of the actual character, but his personality comes from his counterpart from the eroge game, Sengoku Rance. Because he is the third brother, I had him third in everything: leadership, strength, and intelligence. Unlike his brothers, he is the lucky one and the most popular, which makes him a joy to use as an OC.
11. Shimazu Yoshihisa- The oldest of the Shimazu brothers. Like Toshihisa, he is based off of the actual historical figure, yet his personality derives from the eroge game mentioned above. Because he is the oldest, I had him as the responsible, cool, mature one of the group, always willing to take responsibility for his brothers. However, like Toshihisa, he is also a bit of a playboy and won't miss an opportunity to flirt with a girl he likes. But when it comes down to it, he'll always put his family first.
12. Souun Houjo- One of my favorite OC's. I based him off of a character from UR, as well as a real-life friend of mine who was also training to become a Buddhist monk. His behavior is akin to that of a real-life monk, right down to the fact that he doesn't speak due to taking a vow of silence. He is constantly on the path to Enlightenment, hoping to better himself.
13. Ted Bridge- The OC I made soon after Long. I based him off of a character from UR. His personality is similar to Ezekiel's, in the fact that he doesn't know much about the outside world, due to living in the woods all his life. He is a happy, gentle giant who won't hesitate to get dirty if he has too.
14. Cybix Tremorh- One of my more popular OC's. He's based off of a character from UR. Basically, I had him portrayed as an actual nerd, which he is. As such, you won't find him mingling with any girls or on the dance floor of a party. No, he'll leave that to his friend and trusty sidekick, Nobrodroid.
15. Eddy Enzio- Another of one of my popular OC's. He's also based off of a character from UR. He is an actual Mafia member, and doesn't try to hide it. He's an okay guy once you get to know him. Just don't insult him or his way of life, or you might walk away with one less kneecap.
16. Jane Ming- The older half of the Ming sisters. Like her sister, she is based off of a UR character. She is a contortist, and a bit of a 'mother hen'. She can come across as annoying, but she is a nice person deep down.
17. Jenna Nash- One of my earlier-made OC's, who I haven't used much. I based her off a character from UR, who is a jungle girl. Her personality I took from Izzy, and made it even more wild, if that's possible.
18. Jin Tourney- The other half of my Asian OC's, alongside Souun. Unlike the quiet monk, however, I made this guy more into martial arts and perfecting himself than meditating, though he does do that on occasion.

My Superpowered OC's

1. Caelus Sapiens- I based him off of Caelus from UR. I had him portrayed as the 'old, yet wise, kind scholar' you normally see in books and movies. He is always willing to lend a helping hand to his students, but will not take threats lightly. He holds many secrets, but those in the know, trust him very much. His power allows him to negate another person's power, keeping them from using it.
2. Chiara Lilith- I based her off of Chiara from UR. Basically, she is the nice young girl who would rather spend her time outside tending to a nearby forest or garden than going on missions or reading ancient tomes. She takes pride in the friendships she makes, partially because of her mother, whose profession has put her and her daughter at odds, as of late. Her power allows her to control plants, which she uses more to defend than attack.
3. Cley Field- Another character whom I based off of UR. He is the muscle-bound oaf who mainly thinks with his muscles, instead of his brains. He doesn't think many of his plans through, and as a result, it's not an uncommon sight to see him being berated by the other staff members. He has no supernatural powers, but is an expert martial artist and grows stronger with each battle.
4. Corvus Nelson- Another character based off of UR. He is the outdoorsy type and doesn't really like being inside much. For his personality, I wanted a guy who was a bit like Ezekiel: nice and smart but doesn't have many street smarts, due to being born on a farm. This is probably why you won't see him talking to people much, instead, speaking to his pet crow. His power allows him to morph with his crow turning him into a bird-man hybrid.
5. Dave 'Sparky' Arnold- Believe it or not, this guy actually came from one of my friends' suggestions for a school janitor. I felt that was a little boring, so I decided to add some ramifications that he was a cyborg. His personality is sort of like an old person's: very old school. His power revolves around him being a cyborg, which gives him impressive strength and abilities.
6. Derek 'Plunk' Hawkins- Another character based off of UR. His personality is like that of a punk's: very juvenile. I can't really say how a punk acts, of course, since I've never really met one. I just made his personality based off of what I researched about the punk subculture. I'm not really all that proud of him, overall. His ability allows him to blow up like a pufferfish, which he uses offensively and defensively.
7. Dieter Hodd- I partially based him off of a character from UR, but my main inspiration for him was from Sweeney Todd and Vega from Street Fighter. I wanted a guy who was a complete psychopath and wasn't afraid to do completely insane things to get the job done. He doesn't have any supernatural powers, but like Jonathan Crane from Batman, he is a master of psychological torture and knows just how far to go to make a person snap.
8. Dounia Maze- I partially based her off of a character from UR, but my main inspiration for her was Theresa from the video game, Fable. She's the newest character I've made, but I'm proud of her, overall. For her personality, I made her generally a stranger, and as such, she maintains an air of mystery around her that nobody can really understand. She's a nice person, just not when she's talking about herself. For her power, she is able to read the fate of anyone she wants, and if possible, she can even change it.
9. Godai Kyoko- One of my newer OC's, and I can generally say that I am quite proud of her. I based her off of Mersé from MGE. Basically, she is a carefree woman who has more than her secrets to share. She bears a huge chip on her shoulder and is trying to find a way to cope with it in this new life and world of hers. She is a Kunoichi, and as such, is a master assassin.
10. Hemdall Maddox- Another character based off of UR. My inspiration for him comes from MK character, Smoke. Basically, I have him as a calm, relaxed individual, who prefers to smoke on his pipe and keep his temper in check. He seeks to find out memories from his past life, and has joined the school for that reason. His power allows him to control the smoke that comes from his pipe, allowing him to use it in a number of ways.
11. Ichijin Kidate- One of my earliest characters. His personality is based off of Pang Tong from the Dynasty Warriors series. Basically, he is a nihilist and doesn't care for humanity, due to only seeing the worst of it. He is a kind soul who cares deeply for nature and is more likely to give up his life for a flower than a complete stranger. His powers involve him being able to control insects, as well as being able to make an entire forest appear in a matter of minutes.
12. Jay Louis- One of my favorite superhero OC's. I based him off the UR character of the same name. His personality was easy to write about, as I generally just mimicked him off of Gerald from 'Hey Arnold!'. I have him portrayed as a cool, yet humble guy who is always eager to make friends and chill with them. His power allows him to turn his entire body into rock, as well as being able to control rocks with his mind.
13. Jiei Shinan- Another of my favorite superhero OC's, he is one of my earliest created. I based him, partially, off of a character from UR. My main inspiration for him came from Kenshi from Mortal Kombat. For his personality, I had him modeled to show those serious teachers on TV shows who always demand discipline and are quick to chastise those who don't follow his instructions. His power allows him to move things with his mind, as well as being a skilled swordsman.
14. Bestor Ember- A new character whom I recently created. He is based off of the Kongai character of the same name. He is a hot-tempered individual, who prefers to 'hit first, ask questions later'. I portrayed him as a guy who seeks to prove himself to show his worth to the rest of the Knighthood. His power allows him to manipulate and control fire. He also wields a fire-based sword.
15. Oxbox Alkaios- Another new character. Like Bestor, he is based off of the Kongai character of the same name. As a battle-hardened warrior and the most militant of the Knights, he feels more at home on the battlefield than anywhere else. He judges people, not by their appearance or reputation, but by their skills and their resolve. His power allows him to control the element of Earth. He can pick up huge chunks of rock and throw them at his adversaries.
16. Margo Curie- Another Kongai character that I made. I'm pretty much proud of her because she came out exactly as I wanted her. Her personality revolves around her being very analytical, to the point where she likes to beat it over people's heads. She is very logical, and as such, she never takes anything at face value. Her power revolves around her being able to use alchemy.
17. Megumi Igaku- One of my earliest OC's. I based her off of two characters from UR, and this hot nurse I saw in this eroge game I once played. Her personality I based off of Lindsey. She's sort of scattered-brained, but her looks outweigh her intelligence. Her powers include her being able to heal any person with any type of illness or disease, and being able to transform into a demon.
18. Minerva Aurelia- One of my newest OC's. I based her off a character from UR, and Rider from Fate/stay night. Her personality, I slightly based her off of Hinata from Naruto. Basically, she is a young female who is simply trying to find her place in the world. Not accepted at home or anywhere else, she seeks to find just one person who she can call 'friend'. Her power allows her to transform into Medusa, a powerful snake woman from Greek mythology.
19. Numar Thakkor- Another of my newer OC's. I based him off of another character from UR. His personality, I took from Geoff, making him something of a laid-back party boy who would rather just chill and relax on a beach than go off saving the world. When his family or city is in trouble, then he knows its time to get serious. His power allows him to control waves from a beach, and also speak to creatures of the sea.
20. Otto Flint- Though he wasn't one of my best OC's, he happens to be quite popular in most stories. I based him off of another character from UR. His personality is like that of a scared child who is in a new place, and is trying to find a place that accepts him for him. His power revolves around him being half-octopus, which gives him all the powers of one.
21. Ryousai- My inspiration for this character comes from Kohakuren, a perverted, yet wise sage fox from the eroge game, Kamidori Alchemy Meister. Her personality is generally the same as Kohakuren. Generally, she is known to be perverted, flirting with any cute boy who comes her way. This is mainly because she drinks a lot. Despite her behavior, she is serious when it comes time for action. Her power allows how to manipulate and control fire, like Bestor. She's also a Kyuubi, so she has plenty of power at her fingertips.
22. Teishu Heihou- One of my older OC's. I based him partially off of Zhuge Liang from the Dynasty Warriors series. Like Kongming, his personality revolves around him being something of a wise sage. Most of his time is spent gathering knowledge and passing it off to anyone who is willing to listen. His powers revolve him being to control the flow of time, as well as being able to command various spirits in battle.
23. Tomas Pane- One of my favorite OC's. I based him off of a UR character, but my main inspiration was Inuyasha and Sasuke from Naruto. He is a quiet human being who is constantly trying to seek ways to repel the demon trapped in his sword. He regrets many of his earlier decisions and that is why he constantly puts his life on the line, so he can recompense.
24. Laura 'Snowflake' Huyana- A character I made years ago but haven't put in any stories. Like many of my other OC's, I based her off of a character from UR. She was my first Native American character, and I like to think I did a pretty decent job with her. I portrayed her as a girl who hates any sort of attention and will literally do anything she can to pass off any sort of praise she receives onto someone else.