Usopp
"Congratulations!" Shouted the new Sniper of the Strawhat Pirates. "You have finally found AND recruited the infamous 'Captain Usopp'!!". Luffy laughs, Nami is checking out the ship, and Zoro is asleep on the deck. "Your hilarious!!!" Luffy laughs "You? Are a Captain?!". "Yes.. I.. am..." Usopp says slowly, offended. He takes a closer look at Luffy and scoffs.
"I ain't never heard of no FEMALE Captain before..." he says teasingly to the proclaimed'Captain'. "Women are FRAGILE and EMOTIONAL..." Usopp teases further. "They don't have the GUTS to lead a crew a Pirates." Usopp states pointing his Pinocchio upwards with a smug look on his face. Luffy frowns at Usopp, "Well sorry to burst your bubble..." she continues "but you joined MY crew, and offered YOUR friends ship. You need to learn to show some respect to your NEW CAPTAIN." She states sternly, an attempt to get her point acrossusing intimidation.
Usopp stares blanklyand starts laughing. "Your shorter than me... *pant* like hell your the Captain, yea sure you saved my village... but miss head over there looks more like a Captain than you..." he tries to stop himself from laughing. Nami walks out on the deck, "This is a very lovely ship..." she says softly as she runs her hand along the railing.
CRACK!* a loud crack breaks Nami's calm mind to immediately one of worry. She turns around quickly to find a broken railing and Usopps body on top of the broken planks, unconscious. "Can a female Captain do that?" She says smugly wiping the dust of her hands as if she just finished a days work. "Luffy!!!" Nami yells snaking the back of her head, "We just got this lovely ship don't go breaking it!!!" She shouts angrily. "He started it!!!" Luffy shouts back, "I need to show who's in charge, can go looking weak..." she says sternly.
"She's right you know.." they both turn to look at Zoro, "I wouldn't follow a weak Captain who can't stay up for themself." "Zoro!" Luffy cheers hugging Zoro tightly laughing. 'Too close, I can feel her soft chest though her vest... maybe just a bit longer..' he says to himself as he starts lightly blushing, he looks too Nami glaring at him, 'I know what your doing...' her eyes say, Zoro glares back with a smirk, 'Wouldn't have it any other way...' his eyes say. Nami sighs heavily, "So Captain..." Nami starts getting Luffy's attention, "There are two large rooms that aren't a bathroom or kitchen, I say we have a men's quarter and a females quarter. Me and Luffy in one, Zoro and Usopp in the other." She states, Luffy stands up and smirks at Nami, Nami stares back questioningly and nervously.
"Namiwants to sleep with me?" Luffy asks in a childish yet seductive manner, Nami blushes a little. "I shouldn't deny my crew mates some 'private' time with their Captain..." Luffy hugs Nami tightly pressing her chest against hers as she wraps her arms around Nami's waist and rubs her butt a little smirking seductively, staring into Nami's eyes. Nami blushes nervously as she sees the hint of lust in Luffy's gaze. 'I though she was into men...' Nami says to herself staring back. Zoro is sleeping again, Luffy is hugging Nami stuffing her face in between her breasts, Usopp still unconscious through the railing. 'What the hell did I get myself into...'.
Okay so, a few people seem to enjoy this mess of a story, and still no comments. Hmm maybe I'm doing something wrong. Anyway, for the Baratie(Sanjis Arc) should I give Zoro another moment with Luffy? After the cut? And should I give another one to Nami for Arlong Park? Also I wanna know your opinions on the little thing going on between Luffy and her Navigator. Anyway if you like it, then thank you for enjoying this mess I made.