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I'm keeping this account because, frankly, it's like an archive of me as a teenager and it seems like a shame to delete how terrible and amazing I was. All of my old fic will be kept here. However, I am transferring all of my fic over to archive of our own, mostly for any old or new readers who want to utilize their free download feature (especially since now has banned most downloading stuff). You can find my page here. I'm not cleaning up or editing any of the fic, and the likelihood of finishing them is... pretty small. (I may still come back and finish Dissonance. Maybe! Because there's really only like five or so chapters left that I had planned.) But some of these fics were actually pretty weirdly popular, so I wanted to give any readers a chance to download them and such on a clean platform.

You guys are all really amazing - writing for you for all these years is half the reason I kept writing. I'm sorry for not being able to finish some of the fics you liked, but I'm glad you guys stuck with me for as long as you did. (Crazily enough, I still get reviews on some of these fics! It amazes me that there are still people out there who read them and like them enough to leave a comment!) You're all amazing and wonderful and you made my teenage years pretty great.

I WRITE FOR THE SAME REASON I BREATHE: IF I DIDN'T, I WOULD DIE. (ISAAC ASIMOV)

I AM a lazy, cranky teenager who wishes that school would start later. Computers are addicting, as is Pepsi, and my muse is a slave driver. Plot Bunnies attack me regularly and beat me to death unless I write their stories, which is why I have about 20 unfinished and ignored starts to stories sitting on my computer. I talk to myself and the voices in my head talk back. I'm bisexual, and no, I don't mean that I only kiss girls when I'm drunk. I like being weird, and thank god that I'm not unique like everybody else. I use sarcasm daily. I have come around to the joy that is coffee, mostly because of delicious mochas and lattes. I use big words out of habit, not as a way to make myself look smart. Chat-speak gives me shivers. My grammar sucks big time, and my spelling isn't that great either. I carry a book with me everywhere because socializing isn't my thing. Look up anti-social in the dictionary and you'll see my picture underneath it. My mind is slowly becoming perverted, but I blame fanfiction and Kakashi. Damn that Icha Icha Paradise.

YOU MUST STAY DRUNK ON WRITING SO REALITY CANNOT DESTROY YOU. (RAY BRADBURY)

10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong!

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, birth control and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. If we look to the word of God, His punishment for sexual immorality is equal to that of murder. Therefore, teaching kids to tolerate homosexuality is equal to teaching them to tolerate murder.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

We've got an educational system that's in the shitter, we've got a war going on, there's on thing after another, and what did our President think was important? Queers. That's what's important! That somehow, if we could stop the gays from getting married, everything else would turn out just fine! Everything would change - there'd be solar energy! The Sunni's and the Shiite's would lay down their arms: "He stopped the Queers! I love you too."

I believe that the reason that it's difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has basically been integrated into society. That's the way it works.

Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things that he should think and...shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that's fine, but you don't say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that's prejudice. That's complete and utter prejudice and ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. It's very similar to the prejudice that the Jews faced when it was thought that during the first night of Passover that we would go into the Christian community and kidnap the firstborn of Christian families and kill it! And that, for those of you who don't realize, is bullshit! We would've kidnapped the child and made him work for us, and that's a big difference.

Homosexuality is a threat to the American family, are you kidding me? How? No one ever explains it. How? It's like there's a Jehovah's Witnesses of Gaydom! "Hi, we're here and we're Queer, we're here and we're Queer!" "I brought swatches, I brought swatches!"

But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe there are a group of Gay Banditos! Who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down for their first meal. And these Queers...these Queers...don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces and they sneak up to that house and open the door and start: FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!

And another American family is destroyed!

Lewis Black, Red White & Screwed Performance
(If you think Lewis Black is a genius, post this in your profile.)

WRITING IS A SOCIALLY ACCEPTED FORM OF SCHIZOPHRENIA. (E.L. DOCTOROW)

Fandom List (or, fandoms I'll probably write it at some point or another)

Glee, Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Naruto, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Inuyasha, Once Upon a Time, Parks and Recreation, Lord of the Rings.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE RIGHT WORD AND THE ALMOST RIGHT WORD IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIGHTNING AND A LIGHTNING BUG. (MARK TWAIN)

"This is the crack team that foils my every plot?! I am deeply shamed."
--Spike (Something Blue; Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
--Frieda Norris

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
--Mark Twain

Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Sydney: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.
--Sark & Sydney, Alias

Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
--Patsy Clairmont

Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
--Unknown

I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
--Avatar

To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women.
--Miroku, InuYasha

I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die.
--Isaac Asimov

Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
--Buddha

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
--Talleyrand

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
--Richard C.Cushing

He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
--Unknown

People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
--Charles F. Kettering

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
--Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
--Unknown

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
--Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
--Mel Brooks

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
--Oscar Wilde

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
--Abraham Lincoln

You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.
--David Klass

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
--Unknown

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
--Unknown

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
--George S. Patton

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
--Mark Twain

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
--Mark Twain

You are unique just like everybody else
--Sign

"I'm gonna be over here, brooding, silently."
--Ryan, The O.C.

Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble.
--Elphaba to Glinda (Wicked, the Musical)

They're just shoes - let it go!
--Glinda to Elphaba (Wicked, the Musical)

Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
--Glinda

Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog...Dodo.
--Glinda to Elphaba

Glinda: Elphie...You mustn't blame yourself. It's dreadful, it is, to have a house fall on you, but accidents do happen.
Elphaba: You call this an accident?
Glinda: Yes! Well, maybe not an accident...
Elphaba: Well, what do you call it?!
Glinda: ...A regime change. Caused by a terrible and unexpected twister of fate.
--Elphaba & Glinda, about Nessarose's death via house

There's a goat on the lamb, sir.
--Ozian Guard

Elphaba: So you lied to them?
Wizard: Only verbally. But, Elphaba, where I'm from people believe all sorts of lies. We call it history.
--Elphaba and the Wizard

Galinda: What's in this punch?
Fieryo: Lemons, and melons, and pears!
Galinda: Oh my!
--Fieryo & Galinda

Well, what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything.
--Elphaba, about Nessarose's gift of shoes

We've got men, we've got rockets, we've got Saran Wrap; fix it!
--Lewis Black (referring to the Ozone Layer)

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
--Anon

A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
--Anon

Well behaved women rarely make history.
--Unknown

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
--Jack Sparrow

If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex.
--Wanda Sykes

“SHE IS THE FANGED SERPENT. SHE SEES WISHES IN YOUR BRAIN.”
--On the Importance of Refusing Gifts from Yuuko-san (Fanfiction) by Anya al'Nighter

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
--The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

“One of the mermaids is a closet-pervert and will try to molest my soul!”
--Tea Collection by Kamerreon

“How about this? The chances are better for Snape to suddenly declare his open armed support for inter-house unity by standing in the middle of a busy hallway and shouting ‘HOUSE UNITY HUG SANDWICH! SLYTHERIN MEAT!’ at which point Sirius and Remus could come up and warmly cuddle him in their arms simultaneously to which he would reply ‘I’m warm and toasty like pastrami caressed with wonder bread.’”
--Elvin Child by labarynth-mind

“Whatever my grievances, Headmaster,” She said in a dead-on impression of Dumbledore. “I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife?” She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons.
--Had I Known by kalyl silverstorm

"What are you even going to do with six kids for a month?" Sam said.
"What did I do with you when you were twelve?" Dean said.
"You taught me how to fire a shotgun, and we salted and burned my pet goldfish after it died," Sam said.
--Old Country (Fanfiction) by astolat

"We could summon Death, point to Voldemort and say 'that one'."
Severus kept a straight face. "I hadn't considered that."
--Pursuing by Kayelle

EASY READING IS DAMN HARD WRITING. (NATHANIAL HAWTHORNE)

1. Flame me because I write gay pairings, and I'll tear your ego into tiny little bits. I can do it, trust me.
2. Thank you for any criticism. I know I'm not a perfect author, and that I make a lot of mistakes. If you you give me constructive and nicely worded criticism, I will always thank you. If you decide to bitch at me because of my imperfections, I won't take it as well, mainly because I don't respond well to bitchery. Still, I'll thank you for taking the time, because no matter how you word it, you still took the time to correct me on something.
3. Sometimes, it's nice to get more than "this is great, update soon!" Just to let ya'll know.
4. I love you if you send me a long review, no matter if it's bitchy or nice. So don't apologize for it!
5. I try and answer all reviews. Sometimes I can't, either because I'm too busy or the review is just a line about how much they liked it, and I can't say much back to that except thanks! So, to all of you people just like the story and that's all you want to say - a collective thank you!

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