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Chapter 33

Kurama sits in the meadow watching Naruto and Shikamaru spar. "Good…Good…You have perfected your balance with your tails." He said as he clasped his clawed hands together.

Naruto and Shikamaru stood across from panting for air as they worked their bodies hard than normal. "Damn….I am finally getting used to my cute little tails." Said Naruto with a large grin on her face as her three blonde tails with red tips dance behind her.

"You have gotten better since you have been allow to train." Said Shikamaru with a grin on his face.

"I am glad you have finally gotten your powers under control that you are able to fight your mate now without hurting him." Said Kurama with a cheeky grin on his face. Knowing this is going to upset the young blond-haired person.

"Yeah. I know. For the past two months I've had to spar against you or Tsunade-mama. So I wouldn't hurt anyone." Said Naruto with an annoyed sigh.

"Don't Naru. I'll be by your side during all this training. I have gotten stronger. I am now able to take Jiraiya-sama." Said Shikamaru with a slight smirk on his face.

Naruto giggles at her boyfriends antics. "Oh Shika. I know you'll always do what you can for me." She tells him as she walks up to him and wraps her arms around his neck about ready to lean in and give him a kiss.

"Alright girly its time to go do some shopping." Called Harley from the tree line of the meadow where the three train.

Naruto rest her head on Shikamaru's shoulder. "Alright Aunt Harley." She said with a slight sigh.

Harley giggles. "Alright blondie we need to go." She said tapping her wrist where a tattooed watch is on.

"Alright. Coming Harley." Said Naruto as she looks at Kurama. He shakes his head as he didn't want to join this little shopping trip. "Bye Shika." She said as she looked over her shoulder once more as she ran up to Harley.

"Come on kiddo. We are going shopping. I need to find that right dress for my wedding." Said Harley with a large grin on her face.

Naruto looks up at Harley. "I though you were going to wear a black and red dress you saw in that magazine of your?" She questions with a sigh.

"Oh my dear Naru-chan. That dress is for after the wedding. I need something for during the wedding." Said Harley waving off the girl.

"Oh. I get it. I went to a wedding with Tony where the bride wore a tight white dress and changed it to a sleek black dress. But also it was the wedding of Cat Woman to Batman so yes." Said Naruto giggling to herself.

"Yeah. I loved her black dress….WAIT WHAT!?" Question Harley at the last part. "She married that tool, Bruce Wayne." She said looking confused.

"Yeah, that's right. But also that tool is also the Dark Knight." Said Naruto watching Harley's face as twisted in confusion on her face before it lite up. "You're telling me that…...that….Bruce Wayne is Batman?" She asked with shock.

"Yeah. I thought you knew." Said Naruto with a sheepish smile on her face.

Three days Later

Three days had gone by since Naruto blow Harley's mind. Naruto sits in the Hokage's office looking over mission orders. "So your telling me I and a team will be heading back to the Land of Waves to deal with trouble going on there?" She questions looking up from the file In her hand.

"Yes, brat. Now who will be on this team?" Questions Tsunade looking at her daughter sitting before her.

Naruto smirks. "Do you really need to ask. You know it will be Shikamaru, Sakura and Lee. We are the best and we can oversee anything thrown our way. Out of all the Shinobi in this village." She tells her momma.

Tsunade let's out a sigh. "I know brat. But you need a Jonin to go with you." She told Naruto with her own smirk.

"Deadpool." Said Naruto as she didn't want to deal with Kakashi at this time being.

Tsunade arches a brow at this. "Really? Him out of everyone in the village?" She questions Naruto.

"Yes, he is a fool but allows us to do whatever we want and keeps out of our way. I don't feel like dealing with Kakashi." Said Naruto looking out the window to the village.

"I see. Well then you shall be heading out at dawn." Said Tsunade as she throws five scrolls at Naruto. "Give that to your team." She orders.

With this Naruto nods her head and vanishes in a poof of pink flames.

I know it is show but I hope you enjoy