Welcome, to my humble abode, my kinky minions. If you’ve managed to stumble upon my humble page, you were either blackmailed to read this or are suffocating in the unyielding clutches of boredom. I suggest you get out while you still can or suffer the perplexity of my chaotic thoughts and randomly redundant words. If you’re stubborn and are still utterly bored, you may proceed with much needed caution. Stupidity IS contagious. You have been warned.

This, I believe, is an “about the author” page. I’ll have you know that there is nothing, I mean nothing interesting about me, other than the fact that I have three legs and four eyes. Yes. I am a victim of freak-mutation. Hehe. Kidding.

I’m no writer… Just a frustrated little blob of teenage angst so forcibly induced by not being listened to… I’m lonely, neglected and walls just aren’t so consoling anymore. Hah!

I write randomly for random reasons. I’m not punctual nor do I strive to be. If I can’t write, then I won’t… so don’t force me! Huhuhuhu! I will not handle being tied to chair well. I will scream and screech and cry and be retarded. My stubby fingers don’t get kinky with keyboards by force!

I’m learning as I write and I do love reading a good fic for inspiration or randomly-random fun. (Btw: I LURVE angst!) Feel free to suggest any! (Along with other sites, music or anything you think I may find interesting which I probably will! HEEE!)

Oh, and if you feel the aching need to reply to something… do be nice and try not vent out your own stresses and resentments in life at me (but if so- say them politely-enough. Hehe. I dun like flames. They make me sad!). I like to keep my own turmoil and teen angst solitary (whatever that means). Just remember, God is watching! May it be online or off, HE KNOWS. :insert - Beethoven’s 5th symphony: Don’t worry, I don’t expect you all to reply, much less read. HEH! My teenage uproars have always been abandoned in life, I expect nothing more here! SNIFF :Turns and exits fashionably:

So that pretty much sums it up. If you decide to read on, it’s your call. Whatever floats your boat, right? WHEEE! I feel so wise now! Go me. Just remember not to take all the stuff here so critically. Its fanFICTION, not fanARTICLES… or whatever. I have this tendency to piss people off. It’s both a gift and a curse that shouldn’t be taken for granted but used to ward off public enemies. NYAHA! I’m such a sadist. Mama would be proud.

Feel free to browse, read, comment or exit. Through this page, you will experience crap like no other. Welcome to my mind... You have been warned. I will not tolerate complaints or lawsuits from readers who have been so tragically attacked by mosquitoes. They tend to follow me around. Beware.

Have fun and please be patient with me!

-Tainted Dreams03

Other random things:

Likes:

Naruto (duh!) definately SasuNaru or NaruSasu... Whatever... so longs the stories good! (I've taken this massive dislike for Sakura... is this normal? lol)

Gravitation: SHUICHI! (i feel so horrible for him though... bad yuki! bad!) Although i wished there was like a love triangle between him, ryuichi and yuki! (whhhaaat?!) It seemed like it in Gravi 2!

Yami No Matsuei: HISOKA! --The ending felt so incomplete! I was all "You will so not end on me now!" (yes. i threatened the tv screen) and it did. -_- ; Apparently... I should've threatened the dvd player.

Loveless RITSUKA! (sorta looks like Sasuke doesn't he?) - yet another that I felt was so incomplete! I wanted to see his older brother!

Getbackers (KAZUKI!) Is it just me or are a lot of the dudes their hot????

Papa to Kiss in the Dark: The dad looks A LOT like YUKI from gravi doesnt he?!

Kyou Kara Maou: (WOLFRAM!)

Full Metal Alchemist: Roy!

Prince of Tennis: FUJI!!!!!

Saiyuki: GOKU!

Manga:

Yellow (hooot!) they're so meant to be. hehe

Only the Ring Finger Knows (WATARU!)

Desire

Black Knight

Hero Heel

The fics i've written so far:

Beneath the Sakura Tree: I was starting to not like where the story was going.. but if you think otherwise, do tell me so i can continue.

Tonight's my Eternity: It's nearing the end! Yay!

Serendipity

Please bare with my sloppy writings! i know I'm not that good but I am trying!! WAAHH!

Please be nice and review too! I wanna reach at least 100 for at least one of my fics one day!