I'm gonna tell you about myself first so yeah...

Name: Sammie

Age: not telling

Birth day: March 23, 199? you'll never know

Gender: Female, duh! Does it sound like im a dude to you?

Family: Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, 3 cats, 1 dog

Fav food: IS DEFINITLY CHEESSE!

Fav colors: any colour of green and purple (not mixed together, i think that makes black...)

Country: Somewhere between Canada and Mexico

Hair color: gold blond but I bleached the top so now golden bleach. Yay

Eye color: pail geen (but acording to my friend) without my glasses, "green with lots of really pretty colours mixed in"

Hight: 5'7 (am i tall or short for my age? I have grown, YAY!)

NOTES

I have IDEAS for some fic's, but dont expect anything...my process of editing takes...much longer than needed. 'Cus Evil (co-writer) is a year older than me, so the time we spend togather is normally not spent on stories, but on making fun of random objects.

I have my new story, Demons from Heaven, up. I'll try to update it as soon as I can, but LOTS of people use my brothers computer. Not that I'm not slow to update already.

OMG!! (btw, nothing to do with stories) I READ "Breaking Dawn", JUST NEED TO SAY THAT IT IS FANTASTIC! AND IF YOU HAVENT YET, READ IT!!

NOTES

RANDOM CRAP

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Then find someone, who's life has given then vodka, and have a party!

RANDOM CRAP

Well now ya know a bit more about me

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT MOST HUMOR FICS DONT HAVE A FUNNY NAME?

I don't know what I am doing

internet fanfriend is helping even if she doesn't spell anything right!(friend:hehehehehe I am the ruler of ALL Evil! haahahahahahahaha!)

she has PROBLEMS! SAVE ME! SAVE ME NOW! OH GOD SAVE ME NOW!and now to get on with my thingy-m-gigger

Favoret anime & manga & books

Naruto

The Vison Of Escaflowne(YAY!! I have now watched all of its episodes, barrowed them from a friend, and I love them!!)

Inuyasha

Tsubasa

Cardcapters Sakura

Salor Moon

Crestent Moon

xxxHolic (does anyone know when the 9th manga comes out?)

Rurouni Kenshin (YAY!!)

YuYu Hakusho

Harry Potter (I was disapointed by the 5th movie... -sigh- oh well)

The His Dark Material trilogy

Ceres: Celestial Legend

Chobits

Bleach (OMIGOD!! I LOVE THIS!!)

Chibi Vampire (A.K.A-Karin)

Twilight books

The Mortal Instruments trilogy (is it a trilogy?)

House of Night

Ouran High School Host Club (okay, I admit! Fine Sue, there! Happy? I like it!)

And lots more but Im to lazy to write them down right now. Maybe later...

yadayadayada. There for you can see that I read and watch a lot of things. So on to the...

Favoret parings

inuyasha & kagome

miroku & sango

sesshomeru & rin (however you spell their names)

van & merle

van & hitome

mitsuru & mahiru

akira & kiko

sayoran & sakura (in both of them)

gaara & sakura

sasuke & sakura

naruto & hinata

shikamaru & temari

neji & tenten

harry & hermione

harry & gnnie

ron & hermione

will & liyera

hideki & chi(is that how you spell his name?)

Also like all the tings I watch and read, there maybe more but Im too lazy to write them down.

Whoa, my parings are really unoriginal. BUT OH WELL:)

but I would like to sharesome things such as...

my fave quotes.

"they fear what is dirrerent, and hate what they cannot understand" I dont remember where I heard this, but I like it. got a problem with that?

"what time is it?" "Friday" yeah you see once I asked my friend what time it was and she answered back Friday. why? I dont know. and you know what else? IT WASNT EVEN FRIDAY! IT WAS TUESDAY!

"These violent delights have violent ends, and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume" Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, scene 6. I actually know where I got this from, and it's not from Romeo and Juliet that I got it from either. In the front of one of my fave books is that line, and I just thought that it was so pretty...

"... Yes, but you, unlike me, are a git. So get lost!" or something like that from Harry Potter 5.

""Before I tell you my story," Jasper said, " you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries.""- From Eclipse

Too lazy to write them down, yada yada yada.

I'm not crazzy. not crazzy. Not Crazzy. NOT CRAZZY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. YOU CAN'T PROVE I AM SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am soooooooooooooooo vary sorry for that the person(sister, hack hack)has suffered a slow and paineful death so vary sorry or was it my sister? you will never know

now for my...

Favoret Movies

castle in the sky

princess mononoke

nausikaa of the valley of the wind

sperited away

the cat returns

porko roso

all the inuyasha movies

Escaflowne the movie

Howl's Moving Castel

All the Harry Potter movies (ALL OF THEM!!)

X-Men 1,2,and 3(number three is awsome!)

Any Disney movie that was made by Walt Disney

and now can u guess what i'm gonna to list my...

Favoret songs I really don't feel like telling you right now. and now I do (staring at the evil pinguen in the corner)

And now the Pengunin does not scare me, so now I refuse to write them down!! Why? I dont know.

But my favoret band is a tie between Red Hot Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters. And now that I've broght it up, I CANNOT FREAKING WAIT FOR FRIDAY!! why? 'cus I'm going to a consert! and I cannot freaking wait!!-has come and gone, BUT I AM STILL HYPED OVER IT!!

I also like lost. It's really cool! 4, 8,15, 16, 23, 42. Which the last number in "the numbers" just happens to be my favoret mumber.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah. most of my thingy-m-gigger is pointless stupid radomness. I'm sorry if this anoys you but its just the way i am. LIVE WiTH IT ITS MY PROFILE! thouse of you who don't mind i solute you. that is all i have to say.

hey thats the first time (on my thigy-m-gigger) that i've ever not said thingy-m-gigger! isn't that wird? No not really hehehe

and i really really really suck at spelling! not my falt well it sorta kinda is but thats another story. or is it?

dont you hate it when some sort of fighting chicken pecks your head? i do. stupid chicken. i was just standing there, doing nothing, when all of the sudden it comes and pecks me (hard) on the head. STUPID CHICKEN! And corn fields, i hate corn fields soooooooooooooooooooooooooo very much!!

My (made up) country is Japily Beach. If you can tell me what countries, and or states, cities, e.c.t that its name is make of i will give you a vitual smilie face. But now thats over because I'm not in that class anymore.

And please read and enjoy my stories. (witch i dont really like them but oh well. all that matters is that YOU DO!) and just to warn you, YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND SOME OF THE SAPPIEST CRAP YOU'VE EVER READ IN THESE! ENJOY! and all my notes to you readers are at the top of the page, so look for them, that way you may not get mad at me for not updateing:)