Candie Piehide bio
 Author has written 1 story for South Park. Hey, guys! I'm Candie Pie, and yes, that is my real name. Here's my life story: I got into writing by play-by-post role-playing. I started, I think, in the fifth grade. Through middle school, I role played like it was my JOB. (We're talking 6 or more hours/day. I think it's safe to say I was an addict.) I don't have that kind of time any more, but I want to continue to pursue writing as a hobby, so here I am! This place is awesome. It's like a real-life Imagination Land. Feel free to PM me. I'm always open to advice, fic recommendations, friendly conversation, civil debate, you name it. Just don't solicit me. Ain't nobody got time for that! |
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All shall know who and what I truly am by SareBear96 reviews
Kenny McCormick has been keeping secrets her whole life. But what will she do when one of her secrets is revealed by Butters? And how is Cartman involved in her curse? Could this finally be her chance to make everyone believe her, once and for all? Bunny Kyman Stendy Dip One-sided Style Slight Creek Warning- In this Fanfic Kenny is a girl! THIS FIC HAS BEEN ABANDONED, SORRY GUYS.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,407 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4493 - Favs: 10,016 - Follows: 7,326 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
In Your Worst Nightmares by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
After the incident of Stan getting trapped in Facebook, Kyle is put in a similar situation. However, he finds himself stuck in Fan-Fiction. net! Kyle must complete five fanfics featuring himself to escape the clutches of this digital nightmare. Of course, the internet shall show no mercy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Kyle B.
The Fire Under Me by RebaDHaze reviews
As you grow up, you realize that people change. They change without you, and you are alone. Even with all these successes, nothing hurts more than loneliness. You need her. Your fire. Delicious Candy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
M'kay-A Complete History Of the Mackeys by Completely Original Pen Name reviews
This is a short story depicting the life habits of the Mackeys. It explains their personalities, mating habits, and much more. Please read if you want to be educated on Mackeys. This is also a thorough guide on the Cartmen as well.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Mr. Mackey, Eric Cartman
Chess by NCC-24601 reviews
Kyle plays chess against himself in his spare time, there not being any other people who can play the game at his level in town. Then an opponent appears for him. Unfortunately for Kyle, the stakes in the game he ends up playing are really high - he cannot afford to lose.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
I Don't Need A Superhero by spazmoid reviews
This boy is Craig Tucker, and this is his story of how to fall, pick yourself up, and fall (in love). - Warnings: Minor Character Death, Child/Domestic Abuse, Non-Con, Graphic Depictions of Violence.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,456 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] Karen McCormick - Complete
Let's Go Broncos by Tikal Tyrant reviews
Written for the South Park Super Bowl event on Tumblr. Stan has a talent for predicting when the Denver Broncos are going to win or lose, and this season, he says they're going to the Super Bowl. He and Kyle watch in anticipation, but Stan has more on his mind than football. Style fluff one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Brack Friday Bunduru by fallingwthstyle reviews
What might have happened if the "Black Friday" three-part story arc had ended a little differently.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Strike Out by Words of Heresy reviews
Based on the episode 0511 The Entity: Kyle makes a deal with Cartman to not rip on his cousin, but at stake is more than 40 and Cartman is faced with a bigger challenge than he thought. SLASH
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Bellatrix's Recruitment by Hermione Is My Role Model reviews
The Christmas Party that led to the Dark Lord inviting Bellatrix to join his ranks as Death Eater...and, of course, she accepted. ***EDIT: NO LONGER UPDATING ON THIS SITE. CHECK OUT MY PROFILE TO SEE WHERE ELSE YOU CAN FIND ME***
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lightning by ChaosKirin reviews
Stan, Kenny, and the other kids from South Park have an adventure. Stan finds out what it's like to have Kenny's power, and the only way to put things right again is to visit ol' Cthulhu.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Father Son Talk by Angelic Gemstone reviews
Stan and Randy have an extremely awkward conversation. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Stan M., Randy M. - Complete
Authorial Intent by Leaper reviews
A Galaxy Quest writer obtains a muse of a most unusual sort. Just a short drabble about something that stuck with me from the film.
Galaxy Quest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
South Park Reacts to FanFiction! by 506rl reviews
Ever wondered how the characters of South Park would react to them being in our FanFiction? Here are their reactions, thoughts and suggestions. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Complete
OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KYLE! reviews
Fed up with constantly having to rebirth her son, Carol McCormick enlists the help of a local brujo, who tells her the only way to get rid of the curse is to pass it on to another person. Assured that it will be a completely random person—a Tibetan barley farmer, perhaps?—she agrees. But what will happen when it ends up sticking to someone a little closer to home?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,150 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B.