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Poll: What pairing should I make in my next oneshot? I didn't list all pairings, so if you don't see yours, just let me know so I can add it here. Pairings I will not do: Ferbella and same-sex couples. Vote Now!
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Joined 05-31-13, id: 4759426, Profile Updated: 10-07-13
Author has written 13 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Harry Potter, Dead Space, and Maximum Ride.

Hi there,

Just started this profile to let off some of my stream. I just wanted to get my mind off of some projects we are doing (I intend to program full time). My first story is coming up, read and review. I won't put much here until I finish with the story.

Some facts though:

Not in college, but will graduate high school in two years (I AM NOT IN MY TWENTIES OR THIRTIES OR EIGHTIES). Ok fine, I am 16, so stop speculating!

Have one really awesome relationship (it was rocky, but who said a third grade crush would always work out? Anyways, things changed for the better).

My name: Phil. Yeah, that's right. Just Phil.

My religion: NONE. Yeah I'm atheist and I do have morals.

My favorite band: Depeche Mode

My favorite song(s): Enjoy the Silence and Wrong (both by Depeche Mode)

My favorite pairing: Phinbella, HONKS, and FAX

My favorite video game(s): Dead Space Series (Future, scifi, action, and gore all in one! What else can a futurist shooter want? Just be ready for the scares :P)

Least favorite pairing(s): Any gay coupling (Phinerb seriously? and Perrysmirtz? that is just WRONG HOW CAN A PLATYPUS AND A HUMAN EVEN BE THE SAME?!?! THAT"S JUST SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS) and anything of the like.

As for Harry/Snape and Harry/LV... I have nothing to say but it's not something I'm into...

I think it's obvious that the show I like the most is Phineas and Ferb :)

Currently have 7 stories posted up, with one one done and that's a oneshot :( Anyways, I'm still working on them.

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The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Flip of a Coin by Unrivaled Mind reviews
He's just a simple F.B.I. agent trying to catch an elusive cartel when his life is thrown out of control. One thing leads to another and he's brought into a secret organization with a single purpose. With his help they believe they can stop the terrorists they have been tangling with for years. And a certain person is making everything rather difficult.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 296,328 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Eragon S., Arya
Stan Of The Dead by Caz Dowse reviews
Stan's having a bad time. Wendy's dumped him and he's failing at school. But that turns out to be the least of his problems! It's all part of growing up in South Park!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Make it in Time by jdfine reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts is lost and Ginny finds herself in the hands of Harry, who tells her she is the last fighter alive. He wraps a Time Turner around her neck, mutters an enchantment and is gone. She has to change the future. But how?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 176,506 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Remus L., Ginny W. - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Draco Malfoy by iwmango reviews
Cover your eyes and plug your ears, fangirls! Alice is back again, annoying the beep out of your (Possibly least) favorite character, Draco Malfoy! R&E&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Fireside Girls Love Stories by RedWingChris reviews
Which fireside girl ends up with who? Does Isabella actually end up with Phineas? Does Adyson end up with Ferb? Maybe Holly? Which girl do Buford and Baljeet get? Read to find out! Note:May contain unclassic pairings. May be OOC! Contains Canderemy and OC/OC. Holly is In and this is Complete! Thanks for reading everybody! :) Thanks for the good response! I had fun writing this! :)
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb, Fireside Girls - Complete
Reconciliation by Jan Lee reviews
[NOVEL.] [COMPLETE.] Isaac and Ellie have survived the horrors of the Sprawl, but it's not over till a stomp to the Necromorph's face. Rest for Isaac is going to be a long time coming. Isaac-centric. Isaac/Ellie. Post-DS 2, bridging DS 2 to DS: Salvation. Special thanks goes to Captain Crazy-Nonsense and Tayta Malikai for the beta-reading.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 196,073 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Isaac C., Ellie L.] - Complete
The Empire: Book IV by DeMoNzMaGiC reviews
My version of Inheritance; Oromis is gone and Glaedr morns inside his Eldunari. Battles are fought and won in the name of the Varden, but will it be enough? Eragon and Arya's relationship begins to deepen, but just how far will it go? Can Eragon find the strength to fight Galbatorix on his own, or will he find something to help him? Full summary inside.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,143 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Eragon S., Arya] - Complete
The Final Roulette by HeartStirringWanShot reviews
A story of bravery, sacrifice, and the ultimate friendship, that's all I have to say. Look at the title, genres, and rating and consider yourself warned.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Isabella, Phineas] - Complete
I Don't Deserve This by 0YinANDYang0 reviews
Max was recently in an abusive relationship, but left with the help of her friends Nudge and Ella. Her second year of college gone, she has nothing to do over summer break except mope...until her two friends gift her with a three-month trip to Hawaii. While there, she and her friends meet three guys who could just be the loves of the their lives. AU, lemons, trigger warning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,123 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Max, Fang
Muggle Games by DominoTyler reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Cho, Luna, Ginny, Pavarti, Draco are all locked in a classroom. No magic, no way to harm each other. A box of muggle games is their only amusement for three days. Don't own HP or games.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
The True Inheritance, or Eld Hljödhr abr Wyrda by Adin the Conqueror reviews
I refuse to believe this saga ended the way Christopher Paolini wrote it. If you were devastated by his ending, join me in truly concluding the journey of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Brightscales!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Christmas Bliss by PianoMan5 reviews
When Phineas accidentally discovers a not-so-private secret about Isabella, what will he plan to do with and for her before Christmas? A jam-packed Phinbella fluff and romance story filled with an Astronomy project, a dance, school, Christmas, and a million other things left to be discovered. Actual length: 36,700 words.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,177 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Do I Love Her? by Axis29 reviews
Isabella is tired of Phineas being oblivious to her feelings so one day shortly before they start high school Isabella does the one thing that no one ever thought she would ever do, she walks right up to Phineas and tells him. Rated T for … I really don't know I'm just paranoid.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
I'll Never Leave You by Dedas155 reviews
After the events of Dead Space 2, Isaac and Ellie begins to form a bond of strong friendship between one another. However, both of them soon realizes that it is more than just mere friendship.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,613 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Isaac C., Ellie L. - Complete
An Unexpected Turn of Events by Kaori Kisaragi reviews
Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 194,684 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hands Where I Can See Them by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
The story of two unlikely people falling in love... Then out of love... Then back in. Can Detective Maximum Ride and Fang Diekman find a way to make it work while trying to dodge bullets-literally- and solve the case that brought them together? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 81,366 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Life at DrMartinez's house by LanaDelBaee reviews
The flock is staying at Dr.Martinez's house after they saved the world. Definitetly lots of FAX and some EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 119,464 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Complicated Aftermath by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Secrets are revealed. People begin deceiving. Entire beings are threatened. No matter what happens in life, the aftermath usually leads to something more complicated than the original encounters themselves. -Sequel to The Hostile Encounters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,309 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Aphrodite Curse by Jessica-X reviews
"Any minute now, he's going to ask what's wrong with me... and what am I going to be able to answer him?" While Artemis is treated at the J. Argon Clinic, he and Holly become closer than ever. Not that the People are too happy about it. :COMPLETE!:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,279 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Angeline F., Butler - Complete
A New Age by justtestingmyboundaries reviews
Book 4, starting from the end of the Brisingr with a focus on ExA, rated mature for later chapters, there will be warning before the chapter with mature themes, and right before the actual scene as well.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 297,588 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 1,108 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Light at the End of the Tunnel by fireboy reviews
Harry has nearly finished training to kill Voldemort. Voldemort has nearly finished his plan. The race for victory is on. Good or Evil is about to be destroyed. HPCC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,939 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Harry P., Cho C.
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7844 - Favs: 11,089 - Follows: 4,059 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 11,137 - Follows: 4,939 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Dark Lord by LogicalRaven reviews
A continuation of my sixth year Harry Potter Story. (Harry Potter and the Perils of the Unknown) This year Harry is going to make a choice. A choice that will affect the rest of his life. Set in his seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 129,318 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Harry P., Cho C.
The Little Potter by writer007 reviews
[Complete] Someone is betraying Harry. Why can't he remember what happened between him and Cho? Where is Sirius? And the man Harry fears the most isn't Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,963 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Intertwined reviews
AU With the death of Cedric, the lack of support from Dumbledore, and Fudge's mingling; Harry decided he was going AWOL. Disappearing in the middle of the night from the Dursleys during the summer, the wizarding world never heard from their savior again. An Auror has been sent to track down and capture Harry, but will things be as black and white as her superiors portray it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Same as it Never Was reviews
What if Harry was kidnapped by the Carrows and disappeared and Neville is the BWL? Now, eleven years later, two new transfer students appear in What's up with them? And why does the boy seem a little familiar? Add in the Triwizard This story is AU. HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,870 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Life is Complicated reviews
AU Having grown up to be an operational agent for the US government, Harry knew nothing of his popularity in the wizarding world. But as the day of the Dark Lord's return is drawing near; the worlds of the muggles and the wizards are slowly getting closer and not in a good way... Rated T - eventual pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
You Got 101 Days reviews
Harry's life was hitting a bleak point. Voldemort's back and Sirius, one of his only connections to his parents, is dead. And now to add to the plate, Harry seems to have a strange hallucination... and a deadline. Oneshot for now, might be developed later on. Rated T... implied pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Life is Odd reviews
POST DH Betrayed by Ginny Weasley and handed over to the Malfoy's, Harry found himself sitting in a dark cell as he awaited his fate. But being clammed up in a cell with a certain witch might make the stay better... Currently a oneshot. HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The World is Round reviews
AU Fic – Nick DeWitt and his neighbor Maximum Ride had kept their distance for as long as they could remember. Separated by a social barrier that neither decided to punch through, they shied away from each other until one moved away. But as they say; the world is round, isn't it? Iggy is not blind, no Itex, and no wings... of course this is FAX. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Max, Fang
Out of the Ice, but Still in the Cold reviews
So Issac and Carver got off the ice hell and arrived to Earth to find the Brother Moons there eh? But what if it was simply an illusion? Rated T for now, but as you know, Dead Space is M... Eventual Issac/Ellie.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Isaac C., J. Carver, Ellie L.
Reverse reviews
Harry defeats the dark lord, but at the price of all his friends. Fate decides to give Harry another chance, but is it going to be the same? Not if Harry can help it. Dimension hopping fic, currently starting year 1. Semi-canon, will include quite a lot of AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P.
No, No, No! You Got the Wrong Guy!
AU alternate Harry - Harry Jackson has been your average high-school guy. Good grades, a star tennis player, a sorta chick-magnet, and with some magical powers all in one. But what happens when a masked hooded man comes and tries to kill him? His world becomes more than just his high-school world… especially when you have a snake-face in the picture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P.
A Closet reviews
A neighbor isn't too happy with Phineas and Phineas is clueless why. Maybe Ferb can help. Rated K plus because... I don't have a clue.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Phineas
And Life Moves On reviews
A family and friendship fallout occurred 6 years ago that makes one of the gang leave Danville. Will he leave his past forever or will things force him to take another look at his past? This story is mostly Phineas' POV and the gang is 23 now. Rated T for language, violence and death.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Phineas
A High Dance reviews
Phineas meets his ultimate dilemma: facing Isabella and a dance. Will he be able to muster the courage? (BTW, the gang are 15 now. Phineas and Ferb know Perry is with OWCA.) Supports Phinbella and partial Ferbechen. Mostly Phineas POV. Rated T for language and my paranoia.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Phineas, Ferb, Isabella
I Never Meant What I Said reviews
Oneshot. I guess you can call this a poem/song. It's between Phineas and Isabella after Phineas ran away six years ago (Phineas is hidden, which explains how Phineas can sing without Isabella noticing). Both of them are 23. Might make this into a two-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete