Hi. My name is apparantly Katie, according to my parents. However, I truly believe my name is Cordelia Batman and that they're just lying.
I write stories. Hence, I have a profile here on Fan Fiction dot net. However, I am afraid of the criticsm of absolute strangers and therefore do not post all of them here.
I have a friend named Danielle and together we write stories that will melt yours and your grandma's brains combined. Just ask us our grandmas. Go here, because some strange girl (ie myself) told you to. Just go.

http:/authors/kadanielle/IHPWMP.html

Personally, I really don't understand how I write or why I write the things I do. Sometimes, the characters behave on their own agenda and I have no say whatsoever in the matter. So don't blame me if you're left feeling a little bit in awe of my magnificence. It's theirs.

So obviously, you came here because you've stumbled across some random thing I wrote or you're interested in what I have to say. (wow, that's a first.) So why not click on one of my stories below?

Go on then! What are you still doing reading this thing when you could be reading one of my many (few) masterpieces?

THEY'RE RIGHT THERE. CALLING TO YOU. LOOK DOWN !