* Update April 14, 2018: This account will be discontinued. Future fics will be uploaded under my new account, awkwarddezzy. I'll repost a number of my newer fics on that account. As for my ongoing fics, those fics will be continued once I'm not as busy. Thanks for the 9 years on this account and see you in my new one!

Hey! I'm Desiree, and I've been on FF since I was in middle school. I'm 19, 100% Filipino (DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ASIANS), and I live in Honolulu, HI. Yeah, I live in paradise, though living in paradise is hella expensive. A few years down the road, I have several fics under my belt (Seriously, I wear a belt wherever I go). I'm a one-shot writer, though I've tried my hand at doing full-length fics. What used to be a failure turned into a success, as I completed my first multi-chaptered fic titled Endgame.

When I'm not on fanfiction or doing school-related stuff (I'm in my second year of college), I'm shacked up in my room keeping up with social media.

Twitter: awkward_dezzy13

Facebook: Hahah... I think I'll keep that a secret in case there are stalkers out there. Just PM me if you want to see what day-to-day things I post.

Tumblr: awkwarddezzy (I post all my Dan and Phil fics there, including some that I may choose not to post here on FF if I think they're too short. Oh and I do a ton of reblogs.)

Snapchat: None... I prefer not to have one. But if AmazingPhil gets one, I'll reconsider.

Instagram: AwkwardDezzy. I succumbed to the peer pressure and got one.

The Ship List

Twilight

Bella/Edward [My OTP. It's very, VERY difficult for me to ship them with other characters. But if the fic's plot is good, I'll accept]

Renesmee/Alec

Angela/Edward

Angela/Jacob

Rosalie/Jacob [their love/hate in BD was to die for]

Rosalie/Jasper [their canon personalities makes them shippable]

Bree/Riley

Leah/Sam [I'm sorry Emily! But their backstory won my heart for this ship]

Vocaloids

Miku/Len

Luka/Gakupo [OTP. I love their duet songs]

Rin/Kaito

Rin/Gakupo

Rin/Gumi

Meiko/Len

Gumi/Len

Pokemon

Amourshipping: Ash/Serena [What? I'm a sucker for the fact Serena is the only female companion Ash has traveled with so far that he knew prior to the beginning of the season, even if he didn't recognize her at first]

Pearlshipping: Ash/Dawn [I blame Lighterthanwhite for making me into this xD]

Kalosshipping: Serena/Calem

Lacewoodshipping: Serena/Professor Sycamore

Sequelshipping: Rosa/Hugh

Visorshipping: Rosa/Nate

Ikarishipping: Dawn/Paul [Lighterthanwhite also flames me for shipping this. I like their love/hate relationship in the series]

Fortuneshipping: Dawn/Lucas

Cavaliershipping: Dawn/Gary

Contestshipping: May/Drew

Gymshipping: Misty/Brock

Burningleafshipping: Leaf/Red

Filipino Teleseryes

Amor/Eduardo [they met in an elevator... if it can be pulled off in fanfics, it was pulled off here] (Pangako Sa Yo)

Lia/Egoy [I was screaming "Nuuuuuu!" when he didn't come back in the 2015 remake] (Pangako Sa Yo)

Leah/Clark [their moments are too adorable] (On the Wings of Love)

Leah/Simon [the Christmas underwear scene always gets me] (On the Wings of Love)

Sari/Oscar [Sari proposing to Oscar? Genius!] (Pasion de Amor)

Pinang/Phil [Oh Pinang... she's too stubborn I see myself in her] (Be My Lady)

Serena/Tenten [Destiny will always bring these two back together] (Dolce Amore)

Sam/Kevin [Yaaaas SamVin] (Born for You)

Glen/Cardo [Seriously why can't Cardo take a hint and see that Glen loves him] (Ang Probinsyano)

Anime (Because the phandom is on board)

Akame/Tatsumi (Akame ga Kill) [I actually thought they were gonna be a couple when I watched the first episode! Not that I don't like Mine, but the first ep steered me in the direction of this ship]

Esdeath/Tatsumi (Akame ga Kill) [Never mind the age difference. Their personalities and backstories clash in a way that I adore]

Hikari/Kei (Special A) [Who doesn't love rivalry shippings?!]

Yuki/Zero (Vampire Knight) [I like both ships, although I prefer this one more in the anime version]

Yuki/Kaname (Vampire Knight) [The manga version... gaaaaah they were literally born for each other]

Asuna/Kirito (Sword Art Online) [At least the sappy romance isn't done too heavily]

Sinon/Kirito (Sword Art Online) [They made a great team in Gun Gale Online]

Shinichi/Katomi (Parasyte: the maxim) [Again, not too much sappy romance, but that love scene was bittersweet but swoonworthy]

Amu/Ikuto (Shugo Chara) [Hey, at least they'll be a good pair when Amu is older!]

Lala/Rito (To Love Ru) [I still roll around laughing when I think about how they met xD]

Tohru/Kyo (Fruits Basket) [I liked how their shipping grew more in the manga version than the anime version]

Miscellaneous

Dan (danisnotonfire)/Phil (AmazingPhil) [My baaaaaes! Whether they're friends or a shipped fanfic pair, I adore Phan]

Mari/Jovenshire (SmoshGames) [I like Marhinki too, but their playful banters got to me more]

Ian/Lasercorn (SmoshGames) [This ship needs more love!]

Courtney/Shayne (Smosh Squad)

Olivia/Noah (Smosh Squad)

Markiplier/Jacksepticye (I love reading the fanfics I find with these two)

Rachel/Joey (Friends)

Monica/Chandler (Friends)

Maya/Lucas (Girl Meets World) [Yeah, huckleberry. Also, I still think these two are endgame]

Riley/Lucas (Girl Meets World) [Cause you know, first love and first boyfriend and all that other stuff]

Claire/Shane (Morganville Vampires)

Claire/Myrin (Morganville Vampires)

Alec/Magnus (Mortal Instruments)

Wade/Artemis (Ready Player One)

Carol/Daryl (The Walking Dead)

A message left by Cookiepandamonster (now Lighterthanwhite) for my birthday in 2012

What's up Taco?! Like I said, I have no profanity (taco) filter. LOL xD But you could have guessed me right away. Boo :( If not, this is CookiePandaMonster! A.K.A AntiBieber. But of course, you already knew that. :) So what did I want to say? Oh yeah. #RevengeIsSweet! This is what you get for hacking my profile. Haha. To the people who's reading this right now. Yeah. I hacked into her account because she told me her email and passcode long time ago. I wrote it down on paper. Hehe. So yeah, like... SURPRISE!! :D

I know you love me Dezzy xD

As I said before, I came here to have my revenge. *failed evil laugh* What shall I start with? Oh yesh. :3 This girl won't stop getting me close to Puppy! (Sowwy. Can't mention names unless you want to be in my notebook of death :3) Like, no joke. Everyday, at least once, she'll mention him. And I'm like, a crazy whacked up chick who's high on perfume. But yesh. She's the bestest bestest fwend I could have! Aweee! :) I love her a lot, not only because we are close, but she gives me food! For free! Haha! Take that Other than that, she's a great friend. Friend her! Stalk her! I don't mind. It would be her problem. *laughing* She's super nice, and if you do something mean, I'm gonna go ninja on your arse! So yeah, other than that, I love you Dezzy! Much love, CookiePandaMonster xoxo

P.S.
Don't be upset if she doesn't update often as much. We are both in highschool, and you know how it is. Work work work. No breaks. It's harder for her because she is in L.O.E.S, which is basically the smart-homework house at our school :) So, give her some space and chillax your tit's. Or ball's. xD So sorry dezzy. Had to add that xD She'll update them soon! And you have some stories on you're way ;) So yeah. That's it. :) Oh, and she's a great writer!

Byeeeeee! :D
CookiePandaMonster

Another message Lighterthanwhite left

We meet again MusicalWritingBookworm *insert evil face*

So heeyy Dezzy! You should know who this is because I practically threw my name in your face. Literally. LOLOL xD

Okay, so my purpose of visit is quite simple. But telling you would be boring and cliche. And you should know me by now. I don't roll that way. Like I have said countless of times, Be fucking original, and not a lame copycat. Unless it's a copy cat power, then it's different. Okay, so I haven't said that to you. YET. But hey, first time for everying :) So my lame attempt of being ORIGINAL, here's my story instead of telling you.

One day, on a Wednsday afternoon (July. 25, 2012 to be exact), around 5:19 PM, a girl name Crystal was currently listening to One Direction's album on YouTube, whom is her favorite band, and the gears in her head started spinning. But when has it stopped? Anyway, as the screws and other things started to spin, a light bulb appeared above her head.

"I should sign on Dezzy's page for the hell of it! She'll never see it coming! Because you know- she can never tell if I signed on or not." She yelled, signing off of her own account, and going into Desiree's page. Unknown to her, her older brother in the back, looked at her like she belonged in a white room wearing a straight jacket. But who would wear those? Crazy people? Like come on. They are so out of fashion! It's not the 1950's! We should go RETRO. Not Tetris! Continuing on...

"Should I pull a harmless prank? Or do nothing like always? MWAHA! I should hack her profile page and be back again! Crystal has escaped jail bitches! But if Dezzy asks who signed into her-"

"SHUT UP CRYSTAL!" Her brother screamed, interupting her.

"I bet you wouldn't say that to your girlfriend- Oh wait. What girlfriend? You only have a pillow and hentai! Shame on you!" Her brother left the room in shame, and Crystal smiled in victory.

"Like I was saying- If she asks who went on her profile, you didn't see me, and it a girl name BANANAFRUITLOCK."

And that's when she started to hack her account.

Oh, that story still gets me. Likewise, let's begin my actual hacking. What? You thought that thing up there was my hacking? Puh-lease. Is Katniss in love with Peeta? NO. *staff tells me she is* WHAT! NO SHE ISN'T! SHE LOVES GALE! AND ONLY GALE! WHY ARE YOU LYING! YOU KNOW WHAT! YOU ARE FIRED! SO TELL YOUR WIFE AND KIDS YOU GOT FIRED BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME NON SENSE! NO! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR POOR! OUT YOU GO! So sorry about that *glares at staff* But you know what I mean. So... hacking. I give it, two... thumbs up xD

So, VAS HAPPENIN'! :) xx I know I already hacked your page before, but I wanted to do it again. You know, since your birthday is coming up in a month and couple weeks. I'm still working on your story. So get that out of the way. Oh, remember to say Happy Birthday to Liam Payne. If not, IMMA KILL YOU (television joke). There's nothing for me to type though. I don't plan very well if I wanted to hack your page Dx So as back up, I'll just type my obsession over One Direction.

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! ONE DIRECTION! THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE! HAVE YOU SEEN NIALL! LIKE, OH GOSH! I'M MELTING! * HE'S IRISH SO BONUS! I'M SO JEALOUS HE HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS YOU! WHY CAN'T THEY COME TO HAWAII! IF THEY DO, I PROMISE TO NOT ACT LIKE A FAN GIRLY. BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET FAN GIRLS. LIKE THEY SCREAM IN YOUR FACE. LIKE HELLOO? EVER HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE? AND BREATH MINTS? EWWW.

Okay, so I'm finished. What to say. What to say. Oh.

I LOOOOOVE YOU DEZZY! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH PUPPY! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH--those people O.O I'll be sad when you move to a different school! Your my best friend ):

Well, I have nothing else to say. Because I don't "plan well". I hope my hacking was entertaining. It was for me.

LOOOOOVE YOU! :) xx

Mrs. Horan (WHAT! IT IS TRUE! I AM MARRIED TO NIALL HORAN! Fine):

LighterThanWhite (Not CookiePandaMonster. That was my old one. LighterThanWhite sounded cooler. Like One Direction.)

P.S. KEEP ON HATIN' BIEBER! (Don't go, "LAW SUIT" on me now)

Once again,

Mrs. Horan- I mean LighterThanWhite.

P.P.S I still like Katniss and Gale.