Hello, I'm Cresenta's Lark. *waves at any visitors that click on her profile* :)

Some Information About Me:

Birthday: January 5

Nationality: Canadian (And insanely proud of it!)

Myers-Briggs Personality Type: INFJ

Sign: Capricorn

Gemstone: Garnet

Fav. Seasons: Winter, Spring & Fall - Winter looks beautiful/Spring is a fresh new start. I recently have begun to find Autumn very inspiring for writing, especially horror!

Fav Historical Era: Ever since I was a kid I have been obsessed with the Medieval Period. This is probably why my fav TV show ever is BBC's Merlin.

Fav Mythical Creature: Dragon (I own a ridiculous amount of Dragon items irl. Jewellery especially!)

Fav Animals: Rabbits, Horses

Fav Instrument: Electric Guitar (how I wish I could play one)

Fav Disney Movies: Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Lion King I, II (Mostly because of Kovu)

Fav Show to write about: Totally Spies (blame Tim Scam and Sam and their incredible chemistry)

Shows I love: Merlin, Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Totally Spies, Loony Tunes, Hockey Night in Canada, Castle, The Rookie, The X-files, Death Note, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Forensic Files, Fairly Odd Parents, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., Martin Mystery, Class of the Titans, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, and MUCH MORE!

Fav Writers: William Shakespeare, Brothers Grimm, C.S Lewis, Dawn Cook, Vivian Vande Velde, Gail Carson Levine, Cameron Dokey, J.K Rowling, Kenneth Oppel

Fav Books: Heir Apparent, The Island of Dr. Moreau, Decoy Princess Series, Howl's Moving Castle, Casino Royale, Beauty, Enchanted Inc., Harry Potter (1-4), Shopoholic (Series), Wicked, Faithful Spy, Golden, and Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass.

Pastimes: Writing, Sketching, Painting, and Reading

Favourite Flowers: Red/White Roses, White Lilies, Cherry Blossoms

Other Sites:

Tumblr:

This is my tumblr (without spaces): Eternally Feeling Blue. Link: cresenta - lark - the - other - blog . tumblr - If you type that into your search engine or even just "cresenta lark other blog tumblr", it'll pop up! It's also super easy to tell it's me because the avatar is the same from my FF account, a rose but this time it's black instead of red.

Some ff users have already found me on there (yay!) so it's always nice to meet more people who enjoy or read my stories. I'm on there all the time so I will see you if you message me I promise. Plus I also post covers for new fics, Sam/Scam art and fun stuff in general so you won't regret stopping by.

DeviantArt:

This is my DeviantArt (without spaces): https: // w w w . deviantart . com / cresenta - lark - If you type "deviantart cresenta - lark" into Google, you'll find me. Again easy to tell it's me because the user icon features Sam/Scam. You can find art here as well and covers I made. I also have some other non-TS stuff on there. I don't use it as much as I used to (esp with the new layout welp!) but I do post once in a while so come check it out! :)

VIDEOS MADE BY ME: (All of my OTP ofc)

1. Here is the link for a Sam/Scam video I made when I had free time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl6UmDlDEr4

2. AND yet ANOTHER VIDEO I made for Sam/Scam fans, please check it out. :P Especially if you like Sugarcult.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IbUyfP67

3. YES, ANOTHER SCAM/SAM VIDEO :D This one is to a Jay Sean song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ddPN2y8hs

4. A 4th Sam/Scam video, please watch :P this one has a Three Days Grace Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF1XJwwYJ0o

5. NEW SAM/SCAM VIDEO!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejpTO4qkwAY

Fav Pairings:

TV SHOWS:

1. Totally Spies - Sam/Tim Scam: Will ALWAYS be my number 1, FOREVER OTP. (That's right FOREVER and EVER because they are PERFECT/FUN/HOT together! And not to mention Sam had a monster crush on him upon their first meeting and then continued to fall for guys who resembled Scam afterwards (such as James, Dean, David, the guy in the episode "Nature Nightmare" who Sam liked but learned he was married with kids, and MORE). What a "coincidence" is it not? Sam is the best and smartest spy and Scam is just wonderfully smart, witty and amazingly evil. I adore this guy soo much. I am a Scam and Sam writer as you can tell, so of course I like the pairing. DU'H!

*ALSOOOOOO* and this should get Sam/Scam fans hyper as it did me and to an extreme level at that. A few days ago Espionne discovered something in a TS episode that basically makes a strong case for Sam/Scam being canon! In the Spanish(Latin America) version of "The New Jerry", the first episode Scam was in, during the scene where Sam discovers Scam's true identity and he stuns her with the Stun-Tan Lotion while she's running away, he says, "Por que tienes tanta prisa, linda?" which in English means "Why are you in such a hurry, beautiful?"

As Espionne said this could be just because Spanish is a very romantic language to begin with, but to have Scam come right out and call Sam "beautiful" in the Spanish dub confirms it: SAM/SCAM IS CANON. I mean seriously, the makers allowed it to be in there and that says a lot and so does the fact that Scam has never said anything of this sort to ANYONE else in any episode.

Espionne also Googled the definition of "linda" (what Scam calls her) and found out that when used as a figurative term (as was the case in the context of the scene she mentioned), the word literally means "perfect" or "exquisite" according to the dictionary definition. In Espionne's words and to this I agree 1000% percent: This is significant because it means Scam actually isn't just calling Sam "beautiful"; he's describing her with a word reserved only for things that are attractive beyond the level described by "beautiful" (i.e. really "perfect"/"exquisite"). Apparently, this is also why Spanish-speaking people use "lindo/linda" primarily around people they are close/emotionally attached to.

If THAT isn't reason to freak out over Sam/Scam then I don't know what is! :D Here is the link to the episode who want to see it for themselves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vHkUaA6vmg&list=FL4G0lA1X2Ad2UgQSEwe6x2g

It's at 3:10. Thank you SO MUCH Espionne for this amazinggggg discovery! Sam/Scam fans are forever in your debt. :)

2. Inuyasha - Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango: *heart* I also like Sesshomaru/Kagura and of course LOVE Inutaisho/Izayoi :) (Where it all began lol).

3. Merlin - Merlin/Morgana, Arthur/Gwen: Arthur and Gwen are just so cute as a couple. Seriously, they have got to be the most beautiful couple I have seen on any TV show in a VERY long time and Merlin and Morgana... ah it will forever pain me how they ended up. Could have been one epic power couple. Go ARWEN and MERGANA and MERLIN in general. This show will forever hold a very special place in my heart. *fangirls*

4. Castle - Richard Edgar Castle/Kate Beckett, Ryan/Jenny, Esposito/Lanie: Love them, love them, LOVE THEM!

5. The Rookie - Tim Bradford/Lucy Chen, Angela Lopez/Wesley Evers, John Nolan/Jessica Russo, John Nolan/Zoe Andersen: RIP Captain Anderson. *sobs*

6. The X-Files - Mulder/Scully

7. Criminal Minds - Hotch/Prentiss

8. I Dream of Jeannie - Anthony Nelson/Jeannie

9. Bewitched - Samantha/George: I feel like she'd have been better off with someone she could freely use her magic with. Plus he's a warlock compared to Darren and wayyyy more awesome.

10. F.R.I.E.N.D.S. - Joey/Phoebe, Rachel/Gavin, Monica/Richard

11. Dallas (1978, The Original) - J.R. Ewing/Pam: I know, I know Pam was married to his brother lol but they had sooo much chemistry with J.R. being the full-on baddie and Pam being all defiant and hateful of him, I am kinda shocked it never happened. :P Anyway I just got into this show NOW lmao. Thank goodness for classic shows being available online. :)

12. Hey Arnold! - Helga/Arnold: I am fairly certain this was my first pairing EVER. Also love Gerald/Phoebe, Eugene/Sheena and Rhonda/Harold. XD

13. Sailor Moon - Darien/Serena, Rei/Chad, Amy/Greg, Lita/Andrew, Mina/James: Yep. lots of em'.

14. Medabots - Ikki Tenyrō/Arika Amazake, Metabee/Brass: I loveee these ones :P, Yes BOTH (Metabots included lol, and METABEE IS A LEGEND, TOTALLY EPIC! XD)

15. Class of the Titans - Jay/Teresa, Archie/Atlanta, Neil/Echo, Odie/Calypso: The canon pairings.

16. Martin Mystery - Martin/Diana: Three words... Family by Marriage, that's why I still support them.

17. Reaper - Sam/Andi, Sam/Cady, Ben/Nina

18. Sabrina, The Teenage Witch - Sabrina/Harvey: I grew up watching this show and remember screaming in joy when Sabrina got cold feet marrying Aaron during the final episode and ended up back with Harvey (her soulmate) in the end.

19. Pokemon - Ash/Misty, Jessie/James

20. Fairly Odd Parents - Wanda/Juandissimo, Jorgen/Wanda, Timmy/Tootie, Chester/Tootie

21. W.I.T.C.H. - Caleb/Cornelia, Will/Matthew, Caleb/Will: They have their moments especially in Season 1.

22. The Bold & The Beautiful - Hope/Thomas, Paris/Zende, Bill/Steffy, Taylor/Ridge, Taylor/Whip, Thorne/Macy, : I actually got into this soap thanks to my mom who watched it since it first aired back in 1987 when I was not even born lol!

BOOKS:

1. Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling - Harry/Hermione: Sigh... Draco/Hermione would have been cool too though. Another sigh...

2. Princess Series by Dawn Cook - Captain Jeck/Tess: I hope there is a third book because I am hanging onto this one. Also Captain Jeck reminds me A LOT of Tim Scam (my fav haha) so that's always a plus! :P

3. Heir Apparent by Vivian Vande Velde - Giannine/Kenric (a.k.a Nigel) - I wish she'd continue because that ending is such a tease.

4. Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones - Howl/Sophie: Their bickering is so hilarious. XD Howl with his colds and Sophie's cleaning fits...these two were made to be together.

VIDEO GAMES:

1. Life Is Strange: Max Caulfield/Mark Jefferson

Music:

Michael Jackson, Panic! At The Disco, Justin Timberlake, Aerosmith, Scorpions, Within Temptation, Amy Winehouse, Ricky Martin, Jay Sean, Joe Satriani, Two Steps From Hell, Linkin Park, Evanescense, Maroon 5, BoA, P!nk, MuteMath, Within Temptation, Muse, Matchbox 20, Sugarcult, The Veronicas, Smashmouth, Imagine Dragons, Daughtry, SS501, Massari, All American Rejects, Three Days Grace, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Kesha, Sum 41, Matt Pokora, Florence and The Machine, Kimbra, Ciara, The Kooks, Bullet For My Valentine, and many more!

My OCs:

Just going to add a list here for the MAIN OCs of mine that have appeared in my stories SO FAR, just to keep track of the key ones. This is not a full list, I have way more minor OCs. If you'd like to use these characters for any story, just let me know first because I'd like to see what you do with them. :) But they're free to work with!

1. Aaron Scam (Scam's father) - Created for: Last Chance Appears/Mentioned in: Multiple stories.

2. Jennifer Scam nee Smit (Scam's mother) - Created for: Last Chance Appears/Mentioned in: Multiple stories.

3. David Smit (Scam's uncle) - Created for: The True Mission Appears/Mentioned in: Multiple Stories.

4. Kimberly "Kim" (see how that rhymes with Tim?) Scam (Scam's sister) Created for: Actually do not think I have debuted her as of yet but she'll def pop up eventually. Sort of gave her a mini shout out in Too Late though! Will Appear/Will be mentioned in: Multiple Stories unlike Thomas who I think will only be in Better Half as I don't originally see Scam having a brother as his main family line.

5. Shawn Simpson (Samantha's father) - Created for: The True Mission Appears/Mentioned in: Multiple stories.

6. Darren Evans - Created for: Remember Me? Appears/Mentioned in: Multiple stories.

7. Michael Denev Created for: The True Mission Appears/Mentioned in: Multiple Stories.

8. Sheila Vale Created for: The True Mission Appears/Mentioned in: Multiple Stories.

Still to Come:

(Woo-hoo added more from my files! Heads up, I have wayyy more they just lack summaries atm which is why they aren't here!)

1. “Samantha"

Summary: It’s your lucky day.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Humour/Romance AU

2. “Like It Or Not”

Summary: Doing what you had to do was never easy, as Sam finds out when she is forced by her own mother, to look into Tim Scam's eyes and say "I do".

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Drama/Romance

3. “Craving Torment”

Summary: He saved her life when others were dying. She was grateful but what she didn’t know was he only saved her life to make her hope to die.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Horror/Romance

4. “Struck By You”

Summary: He was a genius with the power to take over the world. Why was it then, that he could not? She was his constant distraction. Tired of the way she occupied his thoughts and ruined his plans he made a choice. Either he would get rid of his distraction once and for all or…he would make her his obsession.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Horror/Romance

5. “Death‘s Regards”

Summary: Sometimes being haunted by the living is scarier than being haunted by the dead.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Mystery/Romance

6. “Misery’s Slave”

Summary: When W.O.O.H.P looses the fight against the L.A.M.O.S. what is to happen to the agents? The choice is simple. Be a slave or die. Sam wasn’t given a choice. She was his slave for the rest of her life, he was her master.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Romance

7. “Criminal involvement”

Summary: She did everything she had to do to graduate. great marks, good record the one thing she forgot was the most obvious.

And now she has to get her 40 hours in the worst imaginable way.

Pairing- Sam/Scam (WHO ELSE?) Genre: Crime/Romance

8. “Cause and Effect”

Summary: She didn't know what to do when everyone she loved started to disappear. She didn't know how to stop the dangerous game she was stuck in. But she did know one thing. She needed to get her revenge- even if that meant ending up just like her enemy.

Pairing- Sam/X Genre: Horror/Romance

9. "First Mistake"

Summary: She wasn’t a spy, just the daughter of one. Her father was careful to keep her away from his enemies. She thought she was safe but she didn’t know that there was one, who wouldn’t stop until he found her and made her his own weapon against her own father...

Pairing- This one is AU and has a love triangle. X/Sam/Scam Genre: Mystery/Romance

10. "Your's Truly"

Summary: Sometimes the consequences of your actions are not what you expected.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Romance/Crime AU

11. "Maid of Dishonour"

Summary: Speak now…or forever hold your peace.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Drama/Romance

12. "Till Death Do Us Part Pt. 2"

Summary: TBA (Part 1 is up already! :D )

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Horror/Romance AU

13. "Hung Over"

Summary: In a live party, under the flashing lights and blaring music it’s not that hard to leave yourself behind.

Pairing- Scam/Sam:D Genre: Romance/Drama

14. "It's Only Natural"

Summary: “I hate W.O.O.H.P.…and always have.”

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour

15. "Dead Inside"

Summary: "Playing games with the Devil?" He smirked watching her horrified face. "My dear Samantha, how could you be SO naive?…"

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Supernatural/Romance

16. "Mine For Keeps"

Summary: He was a gladiator, a slave to his owner and the thousands who saw him fight every day. But to one Roman queen he was her desired servant, her prize, her toy. And she would stop at nothing until she had him right where she wanted him: In her bed. Scam/Sam

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Romance/Drama (I really wish HISTORY was a genre) AU

17. "True Nobility"

Summary #1: He wanted to run away. He wanted to run from his palace, the princesses, the obligations, the falseness of it all. And he was about to run until SHE made him stop in his tracks.

Summary #2: He felt suffocated in his palace. She felt trapped in her village. They are perfect for each other but almost everyone stands in their way. How far will they go to save each other? How far will they go to prove what really counts in life?

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Romance/Adventure AU

18. "Destiny's Playful Games"

Summary: No matter who you pretend to be, no matter who you lie to, no matter what disguise you wear, you'll always be yourself.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Romance/Suspense

19. "Options"

Summary: "Sam, if you were with me, I'd treat you like a queen... because you deserve your every whim to be satisfied," he whispered, breath caressing her face as he held her chin. "But most of all, you deserve..." he whispered against her lips, "Me."

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort

20. "I Stand Corrected"

Summary: “Quick! Name one person the world would be a better place without!” Clover smirked. “Duh Mandy!” Alex pouted. “No fair! I was gonna pick her!” She sighed, facing Sam. “You?” Sam couldn’t help but snicker at the obvious question. “Tim Scam.”

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Romance

21. “Cupid”

Summary: "Love potions do not work! Do not work! They do not work!" Sam thought to herself over and over as she stood there knowing it was true. But she wasn't sure how to believe that as she watched Tim Scam smile in her direction like she was his favourite person in the world and even less when he suddenly opened his mouth... and started reciting her a corny love poem.

Pairing- Sam/Scam Genre: Humour/Romance

ON REVIEWS:

It's always nice to hear what people think about my writing, most of y'all have been so pleasant and polite and I appreciate you guys SO much! :) However sadly I have been pushed to say this due to events now spanning a full year. Rude, purposefully inflammatory, or repetitive comments stating the same thing ad naseum will either:

1. Be ignored.

2. Deleted ASAP (the remove review feature is there for a REASON and no I am NOT insecure or only interested in "praise" or whatever else I've been accused of if I exercise my right to use it) If ridiculous reviews come from a signed account and cannot be conventionally removed then they will be disregarded as if they were never received AND reported each time they cross the line into personal attacks. I do not care HOW many times they are made or used to attack me. Each one will be reported every time ANYONE says anything about ME. Each time I'm called a bitch, each time I'm called shit, I will report you. And guess what? People do get their IPs banned from this site and access revoked. It takes a long time but it DOES happen.

I will no longer spend ANY time focusing on anyone's desire to get a rise out of me. I come here to post stories NOT deal with daily juvenile drama especially today when I have to take time out of a busy schedule to post updates. As a reader it is true that you have the opportunity and freedom to say whatever you wish no matter how you say it BUT as a writer it is MY right to decide what I take into account. I will update what I feel like and when I am inspired for whatever story I am in the mood for. I will post new things as often as I wish. I will work at my own pace and not be bossed around by ANYONE.

I do not log onto to ff to do anything but write or read and that is what I will be focused on from this point on just as I used to before. If anyone wants to keep harassing me regardless because they have nothing better to do with their time then they will be met with a brick wall. Send 100 rude messages, 1000, 1,000,000 there will be NO response anymore. I will only reply to those that treat me with dignity.

I don't owe anyone my attention by default.

Respect's NOT GIVEN, it's EARNED.

Thanks guys,

Cresenta