Anime Ronin aka Diabloslayer21 (corny, I know, but I needed a name and that's the game I was playing at the time)

I am a long-time reader of fan fiction and now have decided to get off of my 'six' and start writing some of my own. I may not be very good at this, and I may offend/piss off several groups of people, but I am at least trying to put out halfway decent stuff.

Most of my stories will center around BTVS and Xander Harris - he's the normal of the bunch who gets the short end of the stick in my view, so I'm going to change that. I will try to be a X/Faith, X/Tara, X/Jenny even a X/Original Female Character, but no promises. I'll also write various pairings on other catgories that I think could work (Tabby for NCIS, Gh/Erasa on DBZ, AUGh/18 on DBZ b/c K is dead).

Let it be known right now just which pairings I am against in both reading and writing: anything yaoi (m/m) that is not canon and clearly marked, anything that has someone more than 20 years in age difference (when not including Highlander Immortals), Gohan/Videl, Shinji/Asuka (she's a bitch), Shinji/Rei (she's his sister, genetically), X/Anya (on general principles), Spike/anything with a pulse (and for those of you out there who write Spike/Dawn ... well, seek help, please?), B/S (because it is just that - BS), B/X (she had her shot and didn't take it -) (Addendum: if it is well-written and not just 'you have powers, now you are acceptable', I'll consider it) and anything where the lovestruck hero/heoroine dies romantically just before confessing his/her love for their soulmate - they just make me want to hurl.

Favorite Quotes:

"Trust in The Harper; The Harper is good." Seamus Harper in Andromeda.

"You want to know what I think? It doesn't matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that s&t goes right out the window." 'Hoot' Hooten to Eversman in Black Hawk Down.

"I have about five million birds to get out of that tree by the time of the reception and if I don't, I'll have to deal with my wife and I make it a point never to DEAL with my wife." Red to Weeza (Tom Skerret and Shirley McClaine) Steel Magnolias.

"Justice may be blind, but nobody ever said the old broad was fair," Fred Thompson on Law & Order

"Because the alternative is unthinkable." Methos, Highlander.

"Correction, standing next to you (Trance), Beka, Rev, Rommie, Dylan... err, well, anyways, then I am one of the good guys, but I didn't survive that hellhole we lovingly call Earth by being one of Santa's little helpers. I survived by being the nastiest piece of work that ever clubbed somebody over the head in a back alley over a hunk of cheese." Seamus Harper Andromeda

Personal Quotes:

I've got my faults and I admit them. Do the same and the world might accidentally be a better place. If you can't do that, shut the hell up and hide your ignorance.

I know a little about a lot of things, just enough to be dangerous.

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.