"Why the hell do you have two official UA gym uniforms in our size?!" Bakugou said as he held up the jumpsuit.

Midoriya shrugged. "Found them on the internet a few years back," He said as if that was a reasonable answer.

Bakugou, well aware of how that was the best answer he'd get, rolled his eyes. "Yeah okay, whatever. You sure this plan will work?"

"I'm like, 70% sure."

"You know what? That's good enough for me," Bakugou said. "Let's blow this popsicle stand!"

"This is so stupid," Bakugou said as they trudged through the wooded area behind UA. "Why are we doing this?!"

"Cuz you were bored."

"Okay, I mean a little but that doesn't mean I wanted to infiltrate one of the most secure hero schools in the country!"

"Actually it's ranked number one in both security and fortification by The Heroic Weekly as far as hero schools are concerned," Midoriya said matter of factly.

"SO?!"

"So it's not just one of the most secure facilities, it is THE most secure facility."

"THAT'S NOT BETTER!"

"Wow, touchy much?"

Bakugou groaned. "Look, all I'm saying is that I don't want to potentially ruin my future of becoming a hero over a little under-stimulation."

"Relax. We won't get caught."

"You don't know that!"

"What, are you doubting my ability to break into a heavily guarded hero base and look at top-secret documents while using a plan I came up with-" He looked at his non-existent watch, mockingly. "-45 minutes ago?"

"KINDA, YEAH."

"Well, you totally shouldn't. Also, it's a bit late for second thoughts, we're here," Midoriya pushed through the foliage, revealing a 30-foot tall wall jutting out from the forest.

"Remind me why I'm your friend again?"

"Because I'm immortal and you have a bad habit of blowing up your friends," Midoriya said without pause. "Now brace yourself, this part is going to be a little messy." Midoriya gave Bakugou a second to dive for cover before he placed a well-aimed kick using 100% of One For All at the base of the wall, taking out a large chunk of the wall and completely shattering Midoriya's foot.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Killing two birds with one stone," Midoriya gestured to the generous hole in the wall. "Now we have a way in-" He then pointed at his completely decimated leg. "-and a reason to get where we need to go quickly without too many questions."

"Have I mentioned how much I hate you?" Bakugou grinned as he said it.

"Once or twice," Midoriya replied, mirroring the same grin. "Now c'mon! This is going to be so much fun!"

No one paid attention to the two boys as they made their way across the school grounds and into the actual building other than to give them a wide berth as soon as they saw them.

This was probably because Bakugou was glaring at anyone that came near. Or perhaps it was just that no one wanted to get too close to Midoriya who had slung one arm over Bakugou's shoulder and was limping down the hallway while leaking blood from his leg which was impaled with pieces of wall. This, as you can imagine, was not an appealing sight. It didn't help that Midoriya, who hadn't experienced pain in over a decade, was not particularly good at faking it.

I mean this in the kindest way possible, but Midoriya's expression looked like he had just snorted a bottle of lemon juice after becoming acquainted with pig droppings, as he let out pitiful (and frankly lacking any emotion) "ow's".

"You look constipated, idiot," Bakugou gritted out.

"Well I'm SORRY. I don't exactly have the best reference for how a person in pain is supposed to look," Midoriya hissed as they rounded the corner.

"What about before you got your quirk-"

"You mean 10 YEARS ago?!" Midoriya interrupted.

"-I know for a fact you were in pain then. I think I actually punched a couple of your teeth out by accident when we were four, remember that?"

Midoriya just stared at Bakugou.

"What?"

He looked away. "You have issues."

"I have issues?! What about you, suicidal adrenaline junkie-"

"Hi!" A new voice interjected.

Both Midoriya and Bakugou slowly looked up to see a bouncy blue-haired girl waving at them.

"Um, hi?" Midoriya said.

"Sorry for interrupting your argument but I couldn't help but notice that you seem kinda broken." She looked down at Midoriya's leg. "Wow! It looks even more painful up close!"

"Oh, uh, it is?" Midoriya said before remembering that most people would be in agony in this situation. "Uhhhgghh," He groaned. "Owww, it really hurts…"

Bakugou slapped his face.

"I bet!" The girl continued, ignoring Midoriya's lackluster acting. "I'm Nejire Hado, and you two must be first years cuz you're too small to be third years and I know all the second years. I was just going to get a drink but then I saw you two and my curiosity got the better of me, my friends tell me I'm too curious sometimes, but I think that the more you know the better! Anyways, how'd ya do that?"

"Training accident," Bakugou said.

At the same time, Midoriya said, "Faulty jetpack."

Faulty Jetpack?! Bakugou mouthed at Midoriya, who in turn just shrugged.

Nejire tilted her head.

"Well you see," Midoriya started. "We were training with the rest of our class when a faulty jetpack flew out the window and hit my leg. We were outside over by the D wing, y'know, support department?"

Nejire nodded. "Ooohh, yeah that makes a lot more sense. But why are you guys over here? Recovery Girl's office is that way." She pointed back behind the way they came.

"Yeah and so is the D wing," Midoriya continued.

"So?"

"Didn't you hear me say the support department was involved? Trust me, no one's making it through there for a while. We're taking the long way to Recovery Girl."

"Understandable," Nejire said. "Well, I'd hate to keep you, especially in that condition. Guess I'll see you around!"

Considering neither of the boys were officially students of UA (yet), this was not true. But Nejire was not aware of this and was simply being polite. Don't read too much into it.

The two boys waved at the excitable girl and let out twin breaths of relief as she turned down a different hallway.

"Faulty jetpack?!" Bakugou said aloud.

"What? It could have happened."

"You know for someone so smart you really are an idiot."

"Please, she didn't suspect a thing."

"Yeah about that-" Bakugou started before Midoriya directed him to a different hall.

"Left."

"-I have a feeling I should be suspicious of how good a liar you are."

"If you had to explain how you're alive multiple times without having a legitimate reason like me, you'd be a good liar too."

"I still can't believe no one's suspected us yet."

"I told you, if you act natural you'll be fine. Basic infiltration technique." Midoriya said as he turned Bakugou down another hallway.

"This place is a fucking maze," Bakugou grumbled.

"We're nearly there, quit whining."

"I'm not whining!" Bakugou whined.

"Yes, you are."

"Do you even know where the hell we are?"

"Of course, I looked at the fire escape plans before we came. UA has a surprising number of fire drills cuz, y'know, support students."

Bakugou huffed, "Whatever. Just get us there soon, I don't want us to get caught."

Midoriya stopped in his tracks causing Bakugou to stumble as he struggled to pull his crippled friend along.

"What the fuck, nerd?! I didn't say to stop!"

"We're here," Midoriya said, looking at the unmarked door in front of him before grinning. "Time to have some fun~"

"Bring it."