"It's locked," Bakugou said as he rattled the handle.

"Ha! It'll take more than simple locks to keep me out!" Midoriya limped to the door and took the handle in his hand. With a loud crack, he twisted hard, causing the locking mechanism to break and the door to swing open.

"That works," Bakugou said as he stepped into the room.

The office housed several filing cabinets, each one systematically neat and tidy. In the back corner, there were several computers and monitors for some unknown reason.

"Wow," Midoriya said, after following Bakugou inside the office and closing the door (as much as it could be closed in its current condition) behind him. "This looks like super stereotypical."

"We have to sort through all these files?!"

"It looks super organized so it probably won't take too long."

"Are you ignoring the fact that you just put your dominant hand out of commission while trying to look cool? It's gonna be hard for you to do much of anything in that condition."

"It's fine! I'm ambidextrous."

"You most definitely are not."

Midoriya shrugged. "I can fake it. Besides, I didn't hurt it too much, I'm getting better control with One For All."

Word to the wise: ambidextrousness is not something that can be faked. If you have doubts about this then you may wish to conduct a simple experiment, just try writing your full legal name (or perhaps even your illegal name if you wish) with first your dominant hand and then the other. Chances are one will look far better than the other regardless of how much you were trying to fake it. If this is not the case then you really are ambidextrous which is probably something you should have known at this point in your life. (unless of course, you are three years old in which case you would probably not know if you were ambidextrous because you are only three. I would also ask you if you are indeed three to please stop reading this because as impressive as it is that you can read at your age this fic swears kinda a lot and I do not need "teaching a toddler how to swear" on my conscience.)

"Whatever. What are we even looking for anyways?" Bakugou asked.

"The reports from the entrance exam. Since it was only this morning they shouldn't be too hard to find."

"What makes you think they even have them filed yet?"

"They probably don't, but on the off chance that they do we'll be able to see if I made it in."

"You're telling me that you had us break into UA on an 'off chance'?!"

"Well I mean I was also really bored. You know how energetic I get, what with my quirk and all."

"You CANNOT blame your poor decisions on your quirk!"

"Hey, you decided to come with me."

"I really hate you."

"Sure you do. Now quit yapping and get to looking."

Bakugou, wisely, decided to do just that. It didn't take long before he found a large manila folder labeled ENTRANCE EXAM YEAR 20XX.

"Hey dumbass, this what we looking for?"

Midoriya limped over to Bakugou and took a look at the folder. "I think so! You take one half and I'll take the other," He said as he split the papers and handed a large stack to Bakugou.

"Holy shit, this is a lot."

It was. Even with the report limited to only a page per participant, there were several hundred sheets. This is due to the fact that both All Might and several other popular heroes were UA alumni and as such most people considered UA to be the most prestigious hero school. It was still quite funny that so many students tried for UA even though there were over a dozen hero schools across the country with excellent reviews as well.

Luckily, between the two of them, it only took about 2 minutes and 46 seconds before Bakugou found his sheet.

"Hell yeah! 1st place, bitch!"

"Wait lemme see-" Midoriya and Bakugou fumbled over the paper until Midoriya finally pulled it from his grip. "77 points, nice! Hold up… this says you tied for first."

"WHAT?! WITH WHO?!"

"It doesn't say."

Bakugou started frantically tearing through the papers in both stacks looking for his mysterious rival. "Who the fuck-" He grumbled.

"Hmm. This is kinda odd," Midoriya jabbed at his paper. "Says here you got 77 villain points and 0 rescue points. Does that mean you get points for rescuing people?" Midoriya gasped. "Kacchan! That means I might have got in after all!"

Bakugou had stopped sorting through the papers having found what he was looking for. He clutched a single sheet tightly. "No. No, it can't be."

"Did you find who you tied with?"

"AURGHH!" Bakugou threw the paper which just drifted lazily through the air unsatisfactorily. He then pivoted on his feet and shook Midoriya by the shoulders, his quirk active.

"Woah! Watch it! These clothes are collectibles!"

"YOU SAID YOU ONLY GOT 15 POINTS."

Midoriya's eyes widened in realization. "Wait…" He pried himself from Bakugou's grip and ran to the fallen paper. He turned it over to see his own green eyes staring back at him.

MIDORIYA IZUKU 1ST PLACE (TIE) 17 VILLAIN POINTS 60 RESCUE POINTS

"HECK YEAH!" Midoriya jumped excitedly. "We're going to UA!"

Bakugou trembled with rage. "I will NOT be beaten by a nerd like you."

"I didn't beat you. We tied," Midoriya started rifling through the papers once more.

"SAME THING."

"You're too competitive."

"I'm not competitive, I just want to win."

"That's what competitive means."

"Yeah well-" Bakugou stopped talking and stared at Midoriya. "What are you DOING?! We found our scores, let's get out of here!"

"I'm trying to find Uraraka's score."

"Who?!"

"The girl I saved. She wasted a lot of her time looking for me after I got crushed, I'm trying to see if she still got enough points to get in," Midoriya held up a piece of paper. "Hey! It's the french dude! He got in too!"

"The who."

"French dude. He complimented my glitter before the exam."

Bakugou wrinkled his nose. "Your blood glitter? Why would he do that?"

"I dunno. He said it was high quality though."

"The hell does that mean? Its blood glitter."

Midoriya shrugged. "I'm not really sure, but the French know their glitter so it made me happy."

"You are so stupid. 'ThE fReNCh KNoW tHEiR GLitTeR', what gave you that idea?!"

"Hey, I found her!" Midoriya looked at Uraraka's report as he ignored Bakugou. "Good news! She made it in! Oooo, 3rd place too. Huh."

"What?"

"Well, it's just she got 45 rescue points… Which is fine! It's just weird since, y'know, she kinda failed to rescue me."

"Thought that counts?"

"Must be. That does seem like something Nedzu would do," Midoriya moved the papers back into the folder as Bakugou picked up the sheets that had fallen to the ground in his rage. "Y'know this was a whole lot easier than I imagined. Bit concerning actually. It would be really simple for some villains to stage a distraction and break into UA and go through some of these documents to figure out how to stage a mass attack without anyone being the wiser."

The two boys didn't say anything for a moment, allowing the foreshadowing to sink in.

"Oh well," Midoriya shrugged. "Not my problem."

Bakugou rolled his eyes. "Whatever you say, nerd. Now let's get the hell out of here."