Second day of school

"I AM HERE! TO EDUCATE THE FUTURE GENERATION!"

"Oh my goodness it's All Might!" Midoriya squealed.

Bakugou turned in his chair to look at him. "What the hell? You already knew he was going to teach here?"

"Yeah but I forgot," Midoriya said.

Bakugou groaned exasperatedly.

"What? It's been a long week."

"Hurry and get into your costumes! Today you learn how to become a hero!" All Might said.

"It is now time for some, ah," All Might looked down at a note written on his hand. "Indoor anti-personal battle training! Er, antipersonnel. I hope that it will be very personal!" He laughed. No one else did. This was because it was not a very funny joke and people typically only laugh at things they think are funny.

All Might coughed. "Well then. I'll, uh, separate you into teams of two."

He then proceeded to do just that, drawing names from a small box that he just had for some reason.

"Heck yeah! You ready to do this Uraraka?"

Uraraka gave Midoriya a high five. "We're gonna crush them!"

"Crush them to DUST!"

The two continued to increase in volume as they got pumped up.

Meanwhile, Bakugou was looking at his partner in disdain. "Here's the plan, glasses. You do what I say."

Iida stuck a finger up and opened his mouth to speak.

"No but's," Bakugou didn't let him. "I don't care about whatever weekass idea you have."

"It's weak, not week."

Bakugou blinked slowly. "I got a question for you."

"Yes?"

"Do you want to fucking DIE?!"

"Our first group will be Midoriya and Uraraka vs. Bakugou and Iida!"

"I'll beat your ass!" Bakugou yelled.

"You're on!" Midoriya yelled back.

All Might cleared his throat. "Er, well Midoriya's team will act as the heroes, and Bakugou's will be the villains-"

"How fitting," said Midoriya.

Bakugou bared his teeth.

"AHEM."

Midoriya shut up.

"As I was saying, the objective of this practice is simple; the villains will be somewhere in that building and the heroes will have to infiltrate it and arrest the villains. The catch is that the villains have a powerful bomb they will be hiding-"

"Bitch, I AM a bomb," Bakugou interrupted.

"PLEASE just let me finish."

Bakugou rolled his eyes in response.

"As I was saying, the heroes have limited time to secure either the villains or the bomb, failure to do so will result in a villain win. Do you all understand?"

The class nodded,

"Questions?" All Might asked.

"Hell yeah, why the fuck am I a villain?!"

"Am I allowed to bring my gun?"

"Can I acid Mineta's face?"

"Do I not look absolutely fabuleuse?"

"Can I pee?"

"WHY IS EVERYONE SO LOUD?!"

"Can I get your autograph?"

"You look really strong?"

"Kaminari, you idiot! That's not even a question!"

"It should be! Look at him!"

"Are we allowed to exchange partners in event of being paired with a grammatically incompetent blonde?"

"The fuck are you getting at, glasses?!"

All Might sighed. "I am really not fit for being a teacher."

"You THINK?!" Bakugou yelled as he tried to explode his partner, only being held back by Midoriya who was climbing on his back.

"Alrighty, Uraraka! Here's the deal; doesn't matter what Iida does, Kacchan's coming for me."

"That's rough," Uraraka said.

Midoriya shrugged. "No biggie, we fight a lot so I kinda know all his moves."

"That's uhh, convenient?" Uraraka sounded confused, still not totally used to the strange relationship that was Midoriya and Bakugou's friendship.

This made sense. Few people did understand them, and by few people, I really mean that no one did, not even they themselves. The simple truth was that Bakugou just really liked to fight people and was entirely willing to take advantage of nonexistent consequences that came from fighting Midoriya. And Midoriya enjoyed expending his overabundance of frantic energy by occasionally (and by occasionally I really mean constantly) beating some sense into Bakugou. There was of course more to it than that but a full psychoanalysis of them would be quite lengthy and frankly still very confusing.

"Anyways, I have a plan." Midoriya grinned at Uraraka with a too-wide smile and suddenly she was far too grateful that Midoriya was on her team.

Meanwhile, Iida was failing to convince Bakugou to not attack Midoriya.

"I'm just saying it's far too expected! Can't you at least try to come up with a reasonable plan?!"

"Oy brick head, Izuku's going to know I want to go after him," Bakugou said.

"Then why-"

"Don't interrupt me, Mr. Karate Kid," Bakugou said, interrupting Iida. "Anyways, he knows I'll go after him and he knows I know it so reasonably he knows that I won't."

"...You won't?"

"No dumbass! Of course I will! He's expecting me to know that he knows that I'll go after him and therefore to NOT go after him so he won't be expecting me to go after him because he knows that I want to go after him! Geez, can't you at least try to keep up?"

"I-"

"I'm gonna go get ready to attack him now. You better not let round face get that bomb."

"See you soon!" Midoriya waved at Uraraka as she rounded the corner. After a moment he walked into the building, waiting patiently for Bakugou to show up.

He didn't take long.

"Heya Kacchan, fancy seeing you here!"

"Damn it." Bakugou stepped out into the open. "How'd ya know I'd come for you?"

"Simple! I knew you wanted to and I knew that you knew that I knew you wanted to and so I knew that you would come after me, not knowing that I knew you would!"

Bakugou nodded. "Of course, I should have known. Not that it changes anything, I'm still going to beat you!"

Midoriya tugged on his gloves. "We'll see about that."

Bakugou charged.

Midoriya caught the punch in his hand with ease. "So predictable Kacchan. Always starting with a right hook." He shook his head in mock disappointment.

"And you still haven't learned how to fucking dodge!" Bakugou jeered as he forced open his fist and let out a quirk-powered explosion.

The blast forced Midoriya across the room and he slammed into the wall with enough force to shake the building.

"SHIT!" He yelled as he brushed some loose rubble off his head. "You broke a rib fuckface!"

"You have such a potty mouth when you fight," Bakugou said, a touch of humor in his voice.

Midoriya laughed and jumped back up, spitting out some blood as he did. "I learned from the best."

"Damn straight."

"You sure you're up for this Kacchan? I don't plan on going easy." Midoriya tilted his head and widened his stance.

Bakugou grinned. "I wouldn't want it any other way."

"Well then, may the best man win."

The two boys collided.