Cassandra Clare Scandal explained link: http:///community/bad_penny/8985.html

*ATTENTION TO PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT SUMMARIES OR ARE PUBLISHING THEIR FIRST FANFICTION*

Do NOT put in the description "Bad Description", "Please Read" or "First Fanfic".

Bad Description- If you can't write the description, then you probably can't write the story. It's logic, not rocket science.

Please Read- You can't get any reviewers, so you resort to begging. If you can't get any reviewers: then you probably suck or your genre isn't very popular.

First Fanfiction- It's going to suck and you're never going to finish it.

I will NOT give any of you people a chance, also I probably wouldn't notice if you didn't point it out. You have no idea how annoying it is to see those words so much...

*GRAMMER NAZIS*

This is fanfiction.net. This is a website full of amateur writers, if a person has over 500 mistakes in 2000 words, by all means FLAME AWAY. If not then shut up, we're only human. And yes, I know 'grammer' is spelt with an 'a' (and yes, I know 'spelt' isn't an actual word).

*MARY-SUE*

If your OC is a Mary Sue, the only people who are going to read it are E. L. James for inspiration on her next 'erotic' fanfiction turned novel which she will name '50 Shades of Topaz', or twihards.

*Advice for Formatting*

Now selecting this from a random fanfiction:

His arms went around her waist turning her to face him she tried to keep her eyes on the ground but he called her name, "Caroline, look at me please." Well she had to look at him then never regretting looking up into those blue orbs until now when she really had to sneeze. "You're freezing Love," he said running his hands up and down her back feeling her shiver beneath him. "Yeah that's it." Caroline said wiping her runny nose with her handkerchief."Let's get you into bed," he says quietly reaching for her coffee not knowing if it was okay for her to drink it while sick.

Do you see how difficult this is to keep track of? Well it couldn't be the spacing could it? This is how people should format anything:

His arms went around her waist turning her to face him she tried to keep her eyes on the ground but he called her name, "Caroline, look at me please."

Well she had to look at him then never regretting looking up into those blue orbs until now when she really had to sneeze.

"You're freezing Love," he said running his hands up and down her back feeling her shiver beneath him.

"Yeah that's it." Caroline said wiping her runny nose with her handkerchief.

"Let's get you into bed," he says quietly reaching for her coffee not knowing if it was okay for her to drink it while sick.

Isn't that easier to read? I will not have much patience for any piece for writing that is not formatted like that. Do you notice the pattern? Once again, this isn't rocket science. Whatever Klaus does goes in one little mini "paragraph" (not sure what you call those, but you get the idea), and whatever Caroline does goes in one mini "paragraph"

So that's the end of my little rant, Hi, I'm Janet. Congratulations if you've made it this far down. Here's all you (you as in fanfiction reader, not you as in my bestfriend) really need to know about me:

Fandoms and Ships:

1. Narnia

Ships: Absolutely nothing with incest, Edmund and me... teehee.

2. Harry Potter

Ships: Jily, Dramione

3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Ships: Percabeth, Nico and me...

4. Mortal Instruments

Ships: Neutral on most pairings, love Alec and Magnus.

5. Infernal Devices

Ships: Tessa and Will

6. Vampire Diaries

Ships: Delena, Klaroline, Kalijah, Kennett, Stebekah, Matt and Rebekah

7. Merlin

Ships: Neutral on most pairings.

9. Smallville

Ships: Clois

OTP: Percabeth. I think this is the universal ship, the ship that almost everyone can agree on.

Where my pen name comes from: Janet is not my real name, you don't need to know it.

'Magic Johnson' = 'Magic Janet'. That's basically where it came from, Janet sounds like a quirky name, most of my fandoms have a magical element to them.