kalesalad003hide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Frozen, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Tangled, and Little Mermaid. Canon: they died Me: fUCK YOU Female, closeted bi getting my own grievances out through my writing. I make the content of my writing clear at the start of the story or in the description, so if it's something you're not into, feel free to stop reading. Constructive reviews and requests are welcome! If you'd rather not make requests in the public review section, just drop me a PM. I don't bite, promise :) I've been getting a lot more requests recently and am a little backlogged with everything, but if you've sent me something, I assure you I'll get to it! It's just a matter of when. Some things to know about me! I like: Baking, cartoons, singing, musical theatre, roller coasters, heavily erotic smut, and rain. I dislike: Crowds, reviews that are purely critical without being constructive, my own crippling intrusive thoughts of doubt and self hate, and menstruation. My writing may not be the most realistic, but we all come here for lemons, not realism. Enjoy x |
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Dragon Ball GP by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
Lazuli is a delinquent living on the streets with her brother. Their lives are changed when they become experimented on by a mad scientist. Now, Lazuli is Android 18, and she must decide what future she wants. Along the way, she meets Bulma, and things become even more complicated. Canon Divergence. Android 18 is the Main Character. Lots of smut included. Intersex. G!P 18 x Bulma.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/21 - [Android 18, Bulma] Goku, Vegeta
Tea with Ms Tsukino by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
While Usagi is out on a date with Rei, Ikuko Tsukino is looking forward to a peaceful night home alone. Those plans are foiled when the dashing Haruka Tenou arrives at her door. What follows is a night that Ikuko will never forget. Pure M-rated smut. PWP. Intersex. G!P Haruka x Ikuko. Also includes Usagi x Rei. All characters are over 18.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7 - [Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Ikuko T.] [Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars] - Complete
Unknowingly by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU. Learning to live with her new-found freedom, Valka takes up an evening art class. She's still not sure how that led to her waking up next to the young man who'd been leading it. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warning for accidental-incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 1/27/2019 - [Valka, Hiccup]
Found by HeathenVampires reviews
Amazed to have survived the shipwreck that took her husband and over three years from her, Iduna finally makes it home to find a great deal has changed in that time. Elsa/Anna Iduna/Elsa/Anna (warning for incest)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,892 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/27/2019 - [Anna, Elsa, Queen Iduna]
Shades by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU. When Hiccup catches her reading a book he disapproves of, her son takes it upon himself to teach Valka the true meaning of shades of grey. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warning for incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 12/15/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Different by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
Across two different worlds, Luz and Camila share their love. While Amity and Odalia share something different. Future AU. PWP. Intersex. G!P Luz x Camila. G!P Amity x Odalia. Lumity. Aged-up. Contains mother x daughter incest. Very M-rated smut.
Owl House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19 - [Luz N., Camila N.] [Amity B., Odalia B.] - Complete
From May to December by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
Rebecca wasn't sure what to expect when she received the news that she would be spending her summer out in the country with her grandmother. She could hardly remember her; it was like moving in with a stranger. However, Abigail is unlike anyone she has met. Before long, the two become close...closer than either of them anticipated. G!P. Intersex. Contains heavy incest smut.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/11
Anna's Adventures by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
Anna is starting a new year at Disney Highschool without her older sister, Elsa, by her side. What follows is an adventure filled with smut, sin and shenanigans. G!P Anna/Harem with multiple female Disney (and other studios) characters. Femslash. Very M-rated. Incest. Modern Highschool AU. Slowburn Elsanna and Anna x Iduna. Also on AO3 and Wattpad.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 475,838 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 3/13/2017 - [Anna, Elsa, Queen Iduna] Kristoff B.
Unspoken by djupcake reviews
Anna is a good Christian. She was baptized willingly, reads her Bible every day, honors her father and mother, and is on track to go to the same private Christian university her entire family has gone to. But when her heart starts wanting someone she can't have, it threatens to ruin all of this. Will she follow her desires? or will she keep the peace and leave them unspoken?
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,796 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/16/2020 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Lovers Interrupted by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
Anna is about to fly off to college, but not before she and her sister, Elsa, share one last moment together and express their true feelings towards each other. Modern Day AU. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Icest. Intersex. G!P Anna x G!P Elsa. Also includes Iduna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/20/2020 - [Anna, Elsa] Queen Iduna - Complete
Aunt You Glad To See Me by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
The story of a niece and aunt that grow close...too close than what should be considered the norm for family. Heavy Smut. PWP. Incest-fic. G!P. Intersex character.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/9/2020 - Complete
To Be of Assistance by Kingdom-Of-Icesolation reviews
Modern AU: Elsa's the boss, and Anna's her PA. 'Nuff said. (Elsanna but not icest)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,347 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Rise of the Dragon Slayer by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
Dragons have ruled the world for centuries. Their reign of terror seems like it will continue endlessly, until one day, a young human named Isabel discovers a way to fight back against the Dragons. With the help of her mother and some close friends, Isabel attempts to rise up and become a hero. G!P. Intersex. BE WARNED: Contains Violence, Smut and MotherxDaughter Incest
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 147,342 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/10/2020
Act by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup attempts to pick up the beautiful lady at the bar. Valka's not really interested. Hiccup/Valka Valcup one shot, warning for incest.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1 - Complete
Edge by HeathenVampires reviews
Anna isn't exactly known for being patient. Personally, she thinks Elsa is both wonderful and evil for doing this to her. Elsanna Dom!Elsa/Sub!Anna oneshot
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2020 - Published: 4/5/2020 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Momma's Boy by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU (I guess?). Stoick's always calling Hiccup a "momma's boy", but he doesn't know just how true that is. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warning for incest!)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,295 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 12/3/2017 - [Hiccup, Valka] - Complete
House Arrest by djupcake reviews
Anna impulsively buys a pair of handcuffs, and jokes about using them for sex stuff with Elsa. But it's just a fun little gag, and they'd never ACTUALLY use them...right? Incest Elsanna, rated M for sex stuff, and Elsa's amazing upper-body strength.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2020
Stevonnie's Sexual Adventures by sinfulnature1123 reviews
Steven and Connie have decided to stay fused together indefinitely, and Stevonnie is going to have lots of fun with all the opportunities she has.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,135 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Stevonnie - Complete
She-Ra lays the princesses of power by TheLemonsAreComing reviews
Adora must now cope with not only being She-Ra savior of the world, but also having something she didn't before. She-RaXHarem, lemons and language, Futa, rated M
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/24/2020 - Published: 7/11/2019 - Adora/She-Ra, Princess Glimmer, Queen Angella, Catra
Dash's lady problems by TheLemonsAreComing reviews
Dash has suddenly become more popular with the ladies, what's a guy to do?Dash X Harem Rated M for language and lemons
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/24/2020 - Published: 2/8/2019 - [Dash P., Kari M., Violet P., Elastigirl]
I Want You by Berry-N-Chill reviews
Anna is finally giving in to her dark desires. She can't wait around anymore for the perfect partner when she already knows who that person is. Lucky for her, Elsa feels the same way. (Warnings: Elsanna, Smut, G!P Elsa)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 10/21/2019 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Employee Benefits by Berry-N-Chill reviews
Anna has had a crush on her boss for the longest time. How will she react to find out Elsa wants her as well, and more? Warning: g!p, sexual content
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/18/2020 - Published: 12/7/2019 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Childhood Sweethearts by JadeSpade305 reviews
*g!p Honeymaren/Elsa* Sometimes you can't really let go of your first love. Follow Honeymaren on her journey to win back the heart of the High School IT girl, who seems to want nothing to do with her.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,387 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/7/2020 - Published: 12/9/2019 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC
When Mother Walks In by ChocolateCookieCream reviews
Korra and Asami think that they have won the approval of Korra's mother Senna when they get frisky in the bedroom and are caught in a rather naughty act. What will happen afterwards? Something none of them expected. G!P Korra x Asami x Senna. PWP. Incest. Very heavy smut.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 5/24/2019 - [Korra, Asami S., Senna] - Complete
Sexy Steven universe shorts (Finished) by AdventureKing2017 reviews
You love Steven universe entire Franchise but its also horny as fuck for them? Here your pairings and way of making them do stuff is up you :) Potion,spell,tech, make then horny or weird and make your fetish just bloom all over. But not all Requests will be taken, take that in mind.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,598 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/3/2019 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
A startling discovery by iamgoku reviews
One night at Shiz, Elphaba comes back to her shared room only to acidentally stumble upon Glinda in a rather compromising position, and learns a secret about the blonde that she has hidden from everyone. Will this drive the two apart? Or bring them closer together than ever before. Gelphie Rated M for mature content, and Glinda's 'secret'
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Elphaba T., Glinda U.]
Links by Lime-Lemon-Juice reviews
The Ice Queen was the most sought-after Domme at Links, the friendly local uptown BDSM club. But services from the Ice Queen never came cheap, and Anna, the chair(wo)man of her father's company, she could have anyone she wanted, found herself paying with her most precious possession: her heart. AU BDSM clubsmut. Elsanna non-incest.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Popsicle by FanOfAction reviews
Elsa g!p. Anna wants to get into Elsa's pants. If only Elsa would let her. So Anna devises a plan to turn Elsa into melted butter in her hands. Elsa was going to be hers! Modern AU. Warning: g!p Elsa, Explicit, mature content, smut, sex, Elsanna. Not icest. This fic focuses on the intimate parts of Elsa and Anna's relationship.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,038 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Anna Summers, PA by hmselsanna reviews
If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,763 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 3,370 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
The Stables by battousai24 reviews
[ELSANNA - dl;dr] Elsa has a lot of paperwork to attend to. Thankfully, Anna is there to relieve her stress. Anna, however, has something planned just a few hours before a very important meeting that the Queen just simply cannot cancel. Not-so-fluffy smut. Inspired by Chapter 4 of "Argos" by 4mation.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Elsa, Anna]
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Newfound Love reviews
Modern AU. Rapunzel never knew her mother and her mother never knew her. They are finally reunited after years of separation and their mother-daughter relationship takes an unexpected turn. Rated M for smut and incest. G!P Rapunzel x Queen Arianna. Don't like, don't read.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,111 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 3/29 - [Rapunzel, Arianna]
A Maternal Touch reviews
Modern AU. As Iduna gets used to Elsa and Anna living with her full time, she begins to uncover things she would have rather kept hidden. At least, that's what she thinks at first. Rated M for smut and incest, PWP G!P Elsa x G!P Anna x Iduna, Iduna x Honeymaren. Don't like, don't read.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 4/27 - [Anna, Elsa] [Queen Iduna, Honeymaren N.]
One Last Summer reviews
Modern AU. Ariel didn't exactly expect to have to spend her last summer vacation before college at her family's seaside resort. She especially didn't expect to have to share a room with her six sisters, all of whom she was having… confusing feelings for. Rated M for smut and incest, G!P Ariel.
Little Mermaid - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 9/1 - Ariel
Loyalty to the Queen reviews
Queen Angella knows how much of an asset She-Ra will be to the Rebellion and how much her involvement means to her daughter. So when Adora comes to her asking about the legendary warrior, Angella feels obligated to help. Rated M for smut and incest, G!P Adora/She-ra x Queen Angella x Glimmer
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 2/11 - [Adora/She-Ra, Princess Glimmer, Queen Angella] - Complete
A Little Cold reviews
Modern AU. To Elsa Snow, Anna Green has always been the girl next door. Over the years, the families had become well acquainted and the girls had become best friends. Anna's parents decide to go on a weekend trip, leaving their daughter under the temporary care of the Snows. How will the girls' friendship grow into something more? Rated M for smut. G!P Elsa x Anna
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 2/5 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete