Name: Devon (i will not reveal my last name. k thnx)

Age: 21

Fave anime: Bleach, Durarara, Kuroshitsuji, Full metal alchemist, one piece... I guess I should put Naruto... For old times sake...

Favorite movies: (too manyyyy) Two Weeks Notice, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, The Producers, Birdcage, Bad Boys (I and II), Pitch Black, Lion King, Aladdin, Bleach anime movies, Avatar, Road to El Darado, All the Miyazaki films!!

I also love Yaoi! so if you don't like it than click the back button because you will only find yaoi in my stories. And if you don't know what Yaoi is than i am ashamed to call you human! .

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My favorite Yaoi pairings in Naruto, include:

Sasunaru (Because it's hawt obviously and it just makes so much sense can anyone say Canon?? :D AND this pairing also has the whole cute blonde uke and tall dark and handsome seme stereotype thing going on, which just makes it that much more enjoyable to read... in my opinion at least.)

Gaanaru (Because this pairing has a lot of potential, when written well. And it just seems like a cute couple, especially when you think of how alike they both are, yet so different. Naruto is happy-go-lucky while Gaara seems so miserable... Gaa-kun needs some lovin!! D: )

Itanaru (... hawt, dark, dangerous, exciting, Sasuke's older brother... what more can i say?? xD The pairing speaks for itself... but it's so hard to find fanfics with this pairing, where they actually keep to their characters... :

Itasasu (incest yaoi yum. lol. 'nuff said)

ItaNaruSasu (Oh come on, who can resist a fanfic where the brothers team up to smex the cute fox?? :D )

Nejinaru (idk why... I... uhmm... maybe it's because Neji's pretty??)

Kakanaru (Teehee pervy giggle)

KakaIru ( probably the most popu;ar Naruto couple besides Sasunaru. xD And SO Canon )

KyuuNaru (And i mean when Kyuubi is in human form. Beastiality is just WAY against park regulations!)

Yaoi pairing in Naruto that i loathe with a passion.

Irunaru (That's just... just no...)

Shikachouji (I like chouji i just don't like this pairing. i just can't imagine it...)

Itakisa (Now THAT'S beastiality! Itachi's way out of Kisame's league anyway. haha!)

And i know this has nothing to do with Yaoi, but i hate Sakura with a passion. I know that i wasn't being hard on her with my story YoHoHo And A Bottle Of Juice but still! She's just a needy, whiny, bitchy, self-centered bitch! I'd like to see her in Naruto's shoes and see how long she lasts with a fucking demon inside her and having the whole village pit against you! Huh! How does it feel Sakura! So stop ignoring him for once in your goddamn pathetic life! grah! Naruto just needs to stop trailing after that pink haired fiend! He deserves so much better! Like Sasuke for example... yepyep that'll work.

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Bleach Yaoi Pairings that I love

Grimmichi (I love this pairing because neither guys are girly and Uke-ish... i know i KNOW Ichigo is capable of being an adorable uke virgin, because well.. he IS, and i admit that i'm guilty of making Ichigo girly... But this pairing is a perfect example of the extremely hawt Yaoi pairings who like it rough but is sometimes capable of fluff... BUT in a lot of Fanfics, people tend to just make Grimm magically turn all lovey-dovey, which ISN'T the case. Grimm's character is rough, arrogant, impulsive, energetic, feral, and just plain wild. but there are some really good fanfics where the authors have Grimmjow like that at first and then GRADUALLY tone him down to being like a BF to Ichigo. and i will totally accept that. My point is, Grimmjow can't turn good over night xD )

Renichi (It's a cute, not to mention smexy, pairing. and comeon, Renji is so gorgeous when his hair is down And unlike Grimmichi, i can see this pairing being soft and gentle, because, to me, Renji seems like a loyal and passionate kind of guy. Yeah, sure, he can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but Ichigo can also be a stubborn ass... so they complete each other in my eyes.)

HichiIchi (Yes i understand that Shirosaki/Ogihci/Hichigo/Hollow/Dark-Ichigo, whatever! can be perceived as Ichigo's 'alter-ego' which is bull in my opinion. Yes, Shirosaki is a part of Ichigo's soul. Same as Zangetsu is. But their opposite personalities give me the feeling of them being separate souls altogether. And the whole king/horse idea is just very amusing--almost a comic relief)

AizenIchi (idk why... 3;; maybe it's the whole Hero/Villain complex)

Isshin and Urahara (idk the shortened version for the pairing though 3;;)

GrimmIchiHichi (Idk why... but i have such an obsession with these three!! it's just... yumm drool)

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Final Fantasy / Kingdom Hearts Pairings

AkuRoku (Axel and Roxas): Just because i love Axel and they're so cute together "Got it memorized?" ;D

RikuSora: I don't think i honestly need to explain the reason behind liking this pairing, especially if you like yaoi and Kingdom hearts. xD

BalthierVann: From Final Fantasy xii. I just love Balthier and Vann makes a cute Uke

RenoCloud: ... Don't ask! xD

VincentCloud: Yum o wo;;

ZackCloud: Have you guys noticed that i have a thing for cloud?? xD

I Do NOTT like Sephiroth and Cloud though!! D:

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Drakengard

Idk why but I like Caim and Nowe... I know the age difference is a little iffy, but i've grown a recent liking for them

and yeah

Well thanks for reading this and i'm sorry that i got carried away... but it's true! (bangs head on keyboard to calm self down) Okay i'm good... anywayz thanks again. My stories are down there. Just scroll down. And i know i don't have a lot of stories but whateva... I try to update atleast every weekend since i'm really busy during the week with school. I just started Highschool so Yay! (No... not Yay...)

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Strawberry Of Love: http:///art/Strawberry-of-Love-196705941

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