CarnalClownhide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Hellsing, Batman the Animated Series, Ninja Turtles, Batman, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I love to read and review. Piece of advice: Don't take poor reviews to heart. But anyways: a little on me :) My name is Minya. I'm an artist and a writer working towards publishing a novel someday. I left all my old work up from over 10 years ago because I wanted to see how I progressed in story telling, grammar, etc. I definitely have improved and constantly looking to work harder. Some favorites of mine: Hellsing Deathnote Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Batman LOTR Harry Potter I love romance, angst, mystery, horror, and a good plot. I read a lot of books besides manga and love to use my imagination. A good movie to accompany the book is also welcome! :) |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Satis by Eiserne reviews
Integra dies, only to wake up in the past, as a fifteen-year-old. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,219 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/8/2016 - [Integra, Alucard] Seras
The Fourth Bride by Biancamella reviews
Alucard's self-control withers as fate presents him with another possible Bride, straining his relationship with Hellsing and humanity all over again. Rated M for intense violence, language, gore, and sexual content. Alucard X OC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,439 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 1/6/2019 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Alucard, OC
Bitten and Broken by Somnific reviews
Alucard wants to test his Draculina's limits. How far can he push her until she's broken? Rated MA for sexually explicit content. You have been warned. AxS. Completed. (Possible sequel? Let me know what you think.)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,195 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,269 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Silent Consonant by Dr.Kim-chan reviews
"12 and 13 make 25. One is missing. 12 knows why." *Chapter 57 Up* Demegawa's looking for his next hot story, L and Twelve are still looking for the one responsible for embezzling from Yotsuba, and Hatori's looking for a new partnership as he realizes teaming up with Higuchi may not have been the best idea...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 57 - Words: 175,788 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 2/19/2009 - L, BB
Thirst by CzyDauTep reviews
After the death of a comrade, Integra punishes Alucard by having him not feed for a month. Unfortunately, after ten days Alucard's thirst gets the best of him as he begins to stalk Seras Victoria.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Alucard, Seras
The Pact by LadyDetia reviews
Following a death in the family, the Turtles have to do what they can to make sure their family doesn't fall apart. Adult situations and lagnguage. VenusXLeonardo, eventual VenusXRaphael, other parings to come. Don't be shy with the reviews.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Leonardo, VenusdeMilo - Complete
Vampire Heart by claymaker reviews
Alucard finds himself in an awkward situation. An American girl has unknowingly brought upon a curse that links them together, with her able to command him. Surely He hates the girl, but cannot understand why he feels drawn to her as well.AL/OC Ch.29up!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,254 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alucard - Complete
JPops Drabble Shop by J-Pop Princess reviews
I've started writing drabbles for a weekly contest, although I doubt I will participate every week. The entries I write will end up here along with any other spare plot bunnies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,278 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008
Nibbles by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Melting Confusion by BlueSirenRose reviews
Seras has been slowly falling into the darkness...she feels lust when she has never been touched. Can Alucard help her adjust to her more demonic nature? Read and find out. Warnings: Lemon Fic type: 8 word prompt.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Jizen Keiji by Timekeeper101 reviews
LxOC. She is haunted by her past; he's just bored. Both have secrets. Both have reasons to be left alone... But loneliness is hard to deal with when you don't give someone else a chance. Rated M to be safe. Kind of OOC-ish. REWRITE PENDING!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 404,165 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - L - Complete
A Death Note FanFic LxOC by xxNoTimeToRegret reviews
Adelynn Jae Christoph's life is turned upside down when her family is murdered at the grocer's, and only one person seems to want to help her: Hideki Ryuuga. But what happens when she finds out that he's none other than the world's greatest detective, L?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,489 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - L
Cradle by CzyDauTep reviews
A troubling incident forces Seras Victoria to flee from England. Ten years later, she returns with a need to kill.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,947 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Rivalry by Eclectic1 reviews
Alucard seduces his master with chicanery, forcing Integra to reinstate the difference between master and servant. Rated M for Alucard x Integra
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Walking in Shadow by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
When backed into a corner by her queen and the Council of Twelve, Integra makes a decision regarding Alucard that no one expected.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
War of the Shadows by Willowfly reviews
Caught in the throes of an epic battle between worlds, the turtles' lives are changed forever. An tale of unwavering hope, unimaginable suffering, the injustices of war, and the unbreakable bond between brothers that prevails over all. Darkfic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,447 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Painted by Capt.Planet reviews
The lines on his face fascinate her,so Sakura decides she must know more about them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Mikanis reviews
L takes a gamble and makes Light an offer. Once the pieces fall into place, it's a race to see who can outmaneuver the other...and a long series of mistakes. Set just after Yotsuba arc, when Light has his memories. COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,224 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Disappear by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
No one had ever wanted him to be Beyond, or B, to begin with; they only ever wanted him to become someone else. When he couldn't become L, B was discarded, tossed away, forever. M for language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/14/2008 - BB - Complete
Symmetry by ElegantArrow 64 reviews
“You will call me L,” he hissed, his words free of doubt. “By the end of this you’ll see.” B/L Rape, violence, adult themes. Broken English Prequel
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2008 - L - Complete
Senses with Lawliet by anihana reviews
Oneshot. Her experience with Ryuzaki L and the way her night with him is interpreted through her 5 senses. Summary not so good. Please read and review! Lxoc, Lawlietxoc, Ryuuzakixoc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - L - Complete
Touch Without Feeling by J-Pop Princess reviews
Everyone has a breaking point, and a darkness in them that may seldom be seen but when Ino refuses to back down she is confronted with a familiar man who has suddenly become a stranger and who is intent on making her see error of her ways. ShikaIno lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Mikanis reviews
Near has just arrived at Wammy's house at the young age of seven. Trauma mute, and incurably introverted, how will he adjust to the entirely open ended story they've offered? Rated M for Mature themes. Spoilers for character names, not much else. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Near
Choices Made by Stormy1x2 reviews
The guys are captured by Bishop again. Mikey is the focal point of an experiment that will change all of their lives, particularly his and Raph's. Very dark fic, turtle torture, see inside for additional warnings. Rating M, overall. Part of LJ fanfic100.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Breaking & Entering by Ane S. Thesia reviews
She said they had a serious problem, and he agreed. Didn't mean either of them cared.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Prison Camp by MusicNinja reviews
Shikamaru, Ino and Choji have been captured and placed in a prison camp by Orochimaru. THERE IS SEX, RAPE, ABUSE AND OTHER BAD THIINGS! Do not read unless fully prepared to be grossed out andor horrified. ShikaInofic. No Promises to pll lookin' for horror
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,634 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Know Your Place by CrimsonEbony reviews
Know your place as a Konoha Ninja, know your place as a kunoichi. Know your place as a friend, a lover, and an enemy. Not because you must, but because you want to. [KakaSaku] W and OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,088 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 4114 - Favs: 7,195 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Firsts by Vampire's Mistress reviews
Harley's first time...with the Joker.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
In His Touch by TheNightDuchess reviews
Being an attractive young woman is not a fortunate thing for Temari when the only man she desired was the only one who refuses to see it. Sometimes, the unexpected happens & which one will she choose? Alt. Pairing: KakaTema. Full Summary Inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Temari, Kakashi H.
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 269 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Match Maker by Skymouth reviews
Detectives Bullock and Montoya are about to have a Valentine’s Day they’ll never forget thanks to the Joker. Sexual situations and language.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harvey B.
Snake Pit by MoyE reviews
When first deciding to become a ninja, you must ask yourself, 'Are you willing to give up everything for your village' Sakura's answer was yes. Now at age 22 that decision truly gets tested. Sakura x Orochimaru Lemon - Edited 1/26/13
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
A Life Without Purpose reviews
100 years have passed. Integra passed on, leaving Alucard without a Master. For decades, he sits alone on his throne until he feels the need to put his past behind him. But a monster more ancient than himself knows he exists and gives Alucard reason to fight again. Seras' new family becomes involved, especially her adopted daughter...and Alucard approves. Violence / intense sex.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 9/10 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, OC
Under Wraps reviews
Raphael discovers that primal instinct has a dark side.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,407 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 8/24/2014
Welcome Back to the Asylum reviews
The sequel to 'Your Cell is Ready' and continues years after the collapse of the warehouse and Joker was recaptured. Will be Heavy Rated M. If you did not read 'Cell' you will be lost.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 153,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
Campaign Mode reviews
Joker chases and torments a girl after years of her refusal... Rated NC-17 for explicit material. Oneshot. 'The Batman' universe.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Joker - Complete
Your Cell is Ready reviews
You don't want to owe the Joker a favor...rated M for later chapters...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,064 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Joker - Complete
Pendulum reviews
Joker discovers something surprising about Harley's sexual preferences, one shot - rated M for extreme adult content.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Demonic Touch reviews
Donatello has a brush with the supernatural. Rated M for intense adult content including blood/sexuality.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Donatello, Raphael
In the Dark of the Night reviews
The gentlest of mutants could have the most dangerous intentions... Rated M, Read if you dare...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Michelangelo - Complete
Human Paraphernalia reviews
The guys find themselves returning to the future to stop Bishop from creating his ultimate army. The turtles are captured and used to develop new species of mutants. Women are slaves and used as reproductive vessels. Extreme adult content.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,192 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Love of the Four reviews
Four stories of love, one for each brother. Extended one shots, heavy adult material.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,150 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Prime Suspect reviews
Sequel to Prime Target: As the school's new headmaster, L must protect his family and the students from terrorists who have taken over Wammy's House. Rated M for blood, language, violence, sexuality, and rape.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - L
Nine reviews
Joker torments and tortures a woman after she experiences a terrible loss. Highly rated M material, severe adult content.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Joker - Complete
Bite of Blindness reviews
He spent an ample amount of time on her and suddenly came to a stop and released her hands. Alucard got up, “Next time, I won’t be so generous.” He disappeared into the back bedroom once again. Highly rated M material- children beware please.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,310 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Alucard
Prime Target reviews
The murder was unintentional, but now she is being hunted down by the very man she had saved. Will L seek out the death penalty or find that one piece of evidence to prove her innocence? Rated M for later rape, sexuality, blood and language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,399 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - L - Complete
Permanent Sunset reviews
After the loss of Tsunade, Konoha is cursed in eternal night. A mysterious spell falls on all men 17 and older. Torture, sexuality, and many character pairings. Children beware, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,784 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007