It's been a month since we last see a new chapter of Harley Quinn loud chaos and I hope you are all excited to read the next chapter, I am going to take a 3 week break from my device but don't worry once I get back we will continue with linc n secret and Luna rock n not.
More chapters of Harley Quinn loud chaos will be out when I get back from my break hope you all enjoy
Chapter 2 Beach Day
It was nighttime, everyone was asleep and right now we look at Harley and Ivy's House. We see Lucy tossing and turning in her sleep, it looks like she is having a nightmare.
Lucy then gasps and sat bolt upright, she was sweating up a storm. She grabbed her Rainbow Dash plush toy and squeezed it tight, she then remembered that she can go to her Moms room, she then got out of bed and went to Harley and Ivy's room.
Lucy opened the door quietly, but it creaks a little bit. She sees Harley and Ivy sleeping in their bed, then Ivy woke up to the creaking noise and she sees Lucy standing in front of the door.
Ivy yawns and rubbed her eyes, "Lucy, what are you doing up this late at night?" Ivy asked.
Lucy then got shy, "I had another nightmare, can I sleep with you and Mom tonight?" Lucy asked nervously.
Ivy smiled, "Sure, come on up sweetie," Ivy said.
Lucy then climbed into the middle of Harley and Ivy. She got herself comfortable and went back to sleep, Ivy smiled and rubbed her head and she went back to sleep.
Hours later the sun started to rise and Harley started to wake up. She sees Lucy sleeping peacefully between her and Ivy, Harley found it cute and she rubbed Lucy's head then she sees Ivy waking up and she smiles
"Morning Ivs," Harley said.
Ivy smiled, "Morning Harls, did you sleep well?" Ivy asked.
"I slept really well thanks for asking," Harley then looked at Lucy and then back to Ivy, "She had another nightmare?" Harley asked.
Ivy nodded, "This is the second nightmare in a row, I'm getting really worried," Ivy said.
Harley then frowned, "Maybe what we have planned for today will help calm down her nightmares," Harley said.
Ivy sighed, "I really hope so. I'm gonna go start making breakfast," Ivy said.
Harley nodded, "Ok I'll keep an eye on Lucy, we'll be down when she wakes up and takes her meds," Harley said.
Ivy then went downstairs and Harley kept an eye on Lucy as she was rubbing her head, then she sees that Lucy is starting to wake up.
Harley smiled, "Good morning little sunshine, how did you sleep?" Harley asked.
Lucy sighed, "At first it was rough because I had another nightmare, but then I slept good with you and Mom," Lucy said.
Harley nodded, "That's good, but don't worry Luce, the nightmares will go away in time," Harley said.
"Sigh, I hope so," Lucy said.
Harley rubbed her head, "Come on Lucy, let's go get your meds and head downstairs to get some breakfast. We got a big day today," Harley said.
Lucy nodded and followed Harley, but she was confused about what she meant by a big day today.
(Downstairs)
Ivy have just finished making breakfast and was feeding Lily, while Lincoln and Luna were eating their breakfast, still in their sleepwear.
Lincoln then looked at Ivy, "Hey Mom, is there any other villainess things that you and Mom did?" Lincoln asked.
Ivy then thought about it, "Well there's this one time where a villain named Ra's Al Ghul teamed up with this guy in sharp looking armor and turned some prisoners in Arkham into mutant creatures," Ivy said.
Luna looked at Ivy in shock, "Woah dude! That's freaky, what did you and Mom turned into?" Luna asked.
Ivy looked at Luna, "Well Harls turned into a Hyena because she loves Hyena's and is kinda like one. I turned into a giant plant creature, though it was very useless since I was rooted to the floor and couldn't move at all," Ivy said unamused.
Lincoln shrugged, "I guess it was supposed to be like that, I don't know. What about the other villains?" Lincoln asked.
Ivy shrugged, "Well I only know a few, like Scarecrow turned a crow, Two Face turned a cat which is ugly with a mix of a normal cat and a hairless cat, Mr. Freeze turned into a polar bear, Bane turned into a jaguar, or was it a leopard...a cheetah I don't know they look alike and I couldn't tell," Ivy said.
Luna then looked at her Mom, "And what about The Joker?" Luna asked.
"A snake," everyone turned and sees Harley and Lucy behind them and took their seats, "Good morning everyone, sorry we took a while," Harley said.
Ivy smiled, "It's fine Harls, I was just telling them about one of our acts as villains," Ivy said.
Harley nodded "I heard and yes Joker turned into a snake which fits perfectly well for him" Harley said in annoyance
Lincoln was impressed, "Wow that's pretty cool and let me guess Batman showed up?" Lincoln asked.
Ivy sighed, "Yes he did though, he also teamed up with some creatures as well, they're ninjas, mutants and turtles as well, they also act like teenagers as well," Ivy said
Luna raised an eyebrow, "Wait, so their Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?" Luna asked.
Ivy looked at Luna, "Well when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous but yeah," Ivy said.
Harley then spoke, "Well now that we got that out of the way, we have an announcement to make." Harley said.
"What is it, Moms?" Lincoln asked.
Harley smiled, "Well me and your Mom talked about it last night and we think that we should all have a beach day today before you go back to school tomorrow," Harley said.
"Beach Day!" Lincoln, Luna and Lucy said in surprise.
Ivy nodded, "That's right, so after breakfast we all need to get ready and then we can head out," Ivy said.
Lincoln smiled, "Oh boy I can't wait! This time I can actually enjoy a beach day and not suffer from a squirrel suit," Lincoln said
Luna nodded, "I feel ya little bro and I can't wait to make some music, maybe learn to surf," Luna said.
Lucy sighed, "I'm just gonna read the book on sea life Mom and also help Lily make a sandcastle," Lucy said.
Lily giggled in excitement.
Harley and Ivy smiled at their reaction, "Alright, let's just finish up our breakfast and get ready," Ivy said.
They all continued to eat their breakfast and couldn't wait to have fun at the beach.
(Aloha Beach)
At Aloha Beach, we see a lot of people enjoying their day, then a car arrived. Harley, Ivy, Lincoln, Luna and Lucy walked out of the car, Lily was in Ivy's arms. They put on some sunblock, packed some food for them to enjoy and they were wearing their bathing suits.
Ivy was wearing a black one piece sleeveless bathing suit, Harley was wearing a black and red bikini, Lincoln, Luna and Lucy were wearing their bathing suits from the episode Linc or Swim.
Trent Artie and Lance saw what Harley and Ivy were wearing and they started drooling. Kat Cooking and Joy dragged them away by their ears.
Lincoln saw that and looked at Harley and Ivy, "Does this happen all the time, when someone sees you two like this?" Lincoln asked.
Harley nodded, "Yeah it does, I mean there's this one time that I-"
Ivy then cut Harley off, "Ahh, let's not tell Lincoln about that Harls. Let's just enjoy our beach time," Ivy said.
Harley sighed, "Yeah, your right. This is supposed to be a fun family day, what could go wrong?" Harley asled.
"This is unacceptable!" someone said.
Harley, Ivy, Lincoln, Luna and Lucy turned their heads to see who said that and they see someone that doesn't make them happy, Selena Williams.
Harley groaned, "Oh fuck me, not this bitch again. Ivs remind me to never say 'what could go wrong' ever again," Harley said.
"Noted," Ivy said.
Selena Williams then argued with the lifeguard, "This beach should not even be here! It's too hot and too wet! I demand that this place shut down immediately!" Selena ordered.
The lifeguard sighed, "ma'am, look this is a beach, a place where people should have fun," the lifeguard said.
Selena shook her head, "I don't care about people having fun! This place needs to be shut down now or I will shut it down myself!" Selena threatened.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch!" Selena turned her head and sees Harley, Ivy, Lincoln, Luna, Lucy and Lily looking at her in anger, "You are making a big scene here!" Harley said.
Selena groaned, "Oh god, not you again! Why is it that every time I go somewhere your always there?" Selena asked in annoyance, "And why is she always with you?" Selena pointed at Ivy.
Ivy then spoke up, "Because I'm her girlfriend and we're just trying to spend some family time together," Ivy said.
Selena then got disgusted, "Ugh, you two are in a relationship? That is a disgrace and against Donald Trump's vision of the world," Selena said in disgust.
Harley rolled her eyes, "Look we don't have time to deal with your homophobic, racist, fun hating, and sucking Trump's dick itself, we're just going to spend time with our kids at the beach today," Harley said.
Selena then sees Lincoln Luna and Lucy, "And what are these kids doing here? Their suppose to be in school," Selena said.
"Suppose to be in school," Ivy said in annoyance and confusion, "Bitch today's Sunday, kids are out of school on weekends and they go to school tomorrow," Ivy said.
Selena looked at Ivy, "I don't care, kids are supposed to be in school everyday for the whole day to get ready for life. That's how it should be," Selena said.
Harley growled, "Look here lady, you are causing trouble and disturbing everyone in this beach,, so get out of here and stop being a wet bitch! Harley said.
Selena looked at Harley in confusion, "a wet bitch,what does that even mean?" Selena asked.
Harley then pushed Selena into the water, "That's what it means you wet bitch," Harley said.
Everyone laughed at Selena Williams and she growled at Harley and went back to her car and drove away. Everyone was relieved that she was gone.
Harley sighed, "Finally, now that that's taken care of, let's enjoy our beach time," Harley said.
Harley, Ivy, Lincoln, Luna and Lucy then went to find their spot to put their stuff at, but what they don't know was that they were being watched by two familiar people from Hazeltucky, Hank and Hawk.
Hank looked at Hawk, "Bro, that hot green skinned lady from yesterday is here and she's with another hot lady," Hank said.
Hawk nodded, "Yeah I know and are you thinking what I'm thinking bro?" Hawk asked.
Hank smirks, "Oh you know it bro, this is gonna be really good," Hank said.
Hank and Hawk then pounded fists and snuck away laughing stupidly, but not only that, Chandler and his friends, Dennis and Patrick were also looking at Harley and Ivy.
Chandler smirks, "Oh my god! Those two ladies are smoking hot and Larry shouldn't even be living with them! Why him?" Chandler asked in annoyance.
Dennis then spoke, "Well, the reason why is because they are his Moms, so that's why," Dennis said.
Patrick nodded, "Yeah, I mean, they did save his life from his old crazy family." Patrick said.
Chandler scoffed and rolled his eyes, "Oh boo hoo, my old family hates me. Suck it up, Larry shouldn't be having them in his lives. Now come on, let's keep spying on them," Chandler said.
"Everyone, the food is now 50 percent off!" the food vendor said.
Then people started to rush too the food stand, trampling Chandler, Dennis and Patrick and they ended up covered in bruises and footprints.
Chandler groaned, "Ow! Come on guys, let's get going!" Chandler said in pain.
Dennis sighed, "Sure, but let me stay here for a little while longer," Dennis groaned.
Patrick nodded in agreement, "Yeah...oh my god, everything hurts," Patrick said.
Meanwhile Harley, Ivy, Lincoln, Luna and Lucy had finished setting up everything and now their enjoying their beach time. Harley was resting on a towel, Ivy was reading a book, Lucy was helping Lily make a sandcastle and Lincoln and Luna were sitting in the sand.
Lincoln then sighed, "This is the life, ain't it Lunes?" Lincoln asked.
Luna nodded, "Sure is little bro, this is way better than last time," Luna said.
Then someone came up to them, "Hey Lincoln, hey Luna, good to see you two here."
Lincoln and Luna turn and see Jordan in her bathing suit, Lincoln smiled, "Hey Jordan, I'm guessing you and your family are having a beach day as well?" Lincoln asked.
Jordan nodded, "Yeah and we just finished setting everything up. I was just about to go surfing, you two wanna join me?" Jordan asked.
Lincoln smiled, "Sure, I can join, What about you Luna?" Lincoln asked.
Luna smiled as well, "Well, I did say that I wanna learn to surf...what the hell, I'm in," Luna said.
Lincoln, Luna and Jordan then went to the water to get ready to surf. Meanwhile Harley was laying in the sun enjoying her time, but eventually she fell asleep, what she doesn't know was that Hank and Hawk were sneaking up on her with sick grins.
Hank chuckled, "Alright bro, you grab her top and I'll take a picture," Hank said.
Hawk nodded, "You got it, bro. Oh man, this is gonna be so good," Hawk said.
Hawk then snuck up to the sleeping Harley and he unhooked her bikini top, he took it to Hank, who was taking pictures and laughing, but what they don't know was that someone spotted them
"What are you assholes doing to my girlfriend?!" Hank and Hawk turned around to see a really angry Poison Ivy and Harley started to wake up.
"What's going on?" Harley then sees Ivy pissed off and Hank and Hawk looking nervous.
Harley looked down and saw her top missing and she covered herself blushing red, "What the fuck happened to my top?!" Harley then sees Hawk, who still has her top and she growled "You moron!" Harley yelled.
Harley grabbed her top from Hawk and put it back on, then she grabbed her bat from the picnic basket. Hank and Hawk tried to run, but Ivy then summons some vines and grabbed them.
Harley then walked up to them, "If I ever see you two again, then I'm gonna shove my bat directly up your anus, got it?!" Harley threatened.
Hank and Hawk nodded and Ivy let them go, they ran away and left the beach. Ivy went to Harley and hugged and kissed her.
"You okay, Harls?" Ivy asked.
Harley nodded "yeah, but if I ever see Dumb and Dumber again, their dead!" Harley said.
"At least someone taught them a lesson," Harley and Ivy turned to see Jesse Rosato and her husband beside her, "Hello Harley, Hello Ivy, good to see you two here, this is my husband Rick," Jesse said.
Rick shook their hands, "Nice to meet you ladies and I'm sorry for what happened to you," Rick said.
Harley smiled, "Thanks for your concern, but I'll be good," Harley said.
Jesse sighed, "Those two actually did the same thing to me, last year," Jesse mentioned.
Ivy looked at Jesse in shock, "They did that to you as well?" Ivy asked.
Rick nodded, "Yeah they did and I was super close to beating the crap out of them," Rick said.
Harley shook her head, "Well they will be taken care of, if those two stinkers do this stunt again," Harley said.
Then Lincoln, Luna, Lucy and Jordan came up to them, "Moms! We saw what happened, are you two okay?" Lincoln asked.
Ivy nodded, "We're fine Link, nothing to worry about," Ivy said.
Harley then grabbed Lily who giggled, "How about we all have lunch now?" everyone nodded and Harley looked at the Rosatos, "You can join us as well if you want," Harley offered.
The Rosatos nodded and they all had lunch, but what they don't know was that Chandler and his friends saw the whole thing went down and Chandler enjoyed what he saw.
Chandler licked his lips, "Oh man, what those two guys did was so good and pretty soon it'll be my turn," Chandler said creepily.
Dennis and Patrick were creeped out by that, so Dennis spoke "Uh Chandler, are you sure it's a good idea to get those two women?" Dennis asked.
Patrick nodded, "Yeah, those women are older than us and they look like a couple as well. So perhaps we should leave them alone," Patrick said.
Chandler glared at his friends, "Look here, you idiots! Those women are freaking hot and as a bonus there is girl on girl action! I want that, so we stick to our goal understand," Chandler said in anger.
"Yes Chandler," Dennis and Patrick said in defeat.
Chandler smiled, "Good, because tomorrow we will get Larry to take us to his home and those two babes will be mine," Chandler said.
Chandler then laughed softly and evilly. Dennis and Patrick could tell that this is not gonna end well at all.
hope you all enjoy this chapter and let's see how Lucy does on her first day at church school. Luna, Lincoln will do at school Chandler will be a problem to Linc n lucy in the next chapter to get to her mom's but I'll let you find out in the next chapter