Disclaimer: I don't own Trailer Park Boys or The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
So here we are on the second chapter which I'm very exited to finally upload at last. Something to note about this story is that language/personality style of the Trailer Park Boys series is normalised into the Skyrim universe and the shows drugs itself exist as well though in a more ancient primitive form. Something to note is in comparison to the main TPB series versions of Ricky Julian and Bubbles, these characters are more willing to fight and kill other human beings, though morse so in self defence. With all that in mind lets read on.
Unbound Quest Part 2
As soon as the door was slammed shut the trio sighed heavily in relief, happy that they were now safe for the meantime.
"Yeah boys we're fucking safe!" yelled Ricky in triumph.
"For now Ricky but what if that flying bastard comes back for round 2, we'll be fucked for sure boys" said Bubbles whose worry was evident.
"Not necessarily" said the soldier who had turned to face the group, "theres is an exit that leads outside of the village through there, but we should move quickly".
"Before we go could you please get these binds off of us" said Julian.
"Of course come here I'll see if I can get those off" said the soldier, the man used his blade to strip them of their ropes. As soon as his hands were free Bubbles flicked his wrist and activated his fire spell, getting the particular feeling back into his wrists. Suddenly a noise could be heard coming from the next room.
"Damn Stormcloaks, they must be here for here for their leader Ulfric, prepare yourselves we'll have to fight them off" said the soldier who readied himself for the coming attack.
"Fight?" said a very surprised Bubbles.
"The other entrance is locked unfortunately so yes, looks like sovengarde will get some new residents"said the soldier.
"Relax Bubs this'll be easy it's just a couple of those fuck goofs, we can take em" Ricky said loudly in a bold fashion.
Unfortunately for the four the Stormcloaks heard the loud arrogant claim and came charging into the room.
"Me and my fucking mouth" said Ricky.
One of the Stormcloaks ran towards the Imperial soldier swinging his axe, the soldier moved to parry the strike and began to engage the Stormcloak in combat. Whilst the two were fighting the other Stormcloak ran towards the three, Bubbles activated his fire spell shooting a gout of flame from his palms at the rebels face. The soldier then staggered backwards blinded by the intensity and pain of the flames right into Julian's arms who put him in a headlock. Julian then snapped the Stormcloaks neck killing the man,afterwards letting the body fall to the floor in a crumpled position. The boy's then looked over to see the soldier finish off the other stormcloak with a quick decapitation.
"Thanks for the assistance" said the soldier who had turned to face the trio.
"No problem, by the way you never told us your name" replied Julian.
"the names Hadvar" said the soldier.
With that quick introduction done the small troop than exited the room and proceeded to walk down the staircase that led to the lower levels of the village. Eventually at the bottom of the stairs they found what looked to be a supply room.
"You three should find supplies down here" said Hadvar, " take as much as you can we may need it" he added.
As the boys scavenged they found a load of supplies from the chests, weapon racks and shelves. Bubbles found a pair of boots, novice mage robes, a few magic potions and several books including a sparks spell tome.
"Deeecent" said Bubbles in awe as he looked at the spell tome.
Julian found an iron war hammer, a set of iron armour, iron boots, several gold coins and some stamina potions. Ricky found a hide shield, leather armour, fine boots, an iron sword and a couple health potions.
"Fuck no dope!" said Ricky very irritated at the fact that there was none of that particular substance in the supply room.
"There's just something I can't wrap my mind around" Bubbles said to the group," how did the dragons come back" he added.
"Obviously you three have not heard the tale of the dragons" Hadvar said as he recounted an old ancient tale, "for long has it been told of the coming of the dragons the harbingers of the end times".
As they spoke Bubbles looked over at a couple of books resting on a shelf in the corner, one of the books caught his attention. "The Dragonborn?" he asked while reading the cover.
"It is an ancient legend that in our hour of need the last Dragonborn will arise" said Hadvar.
"Legends are all well and good boys but what we should be doing is getting the fuck out of here!" Shouted Ricky impatiently.
"Ricky, Rick calm the hell down!" replied Julian.
" I'm not calming down Julian I need to get fucking high it feels like forever since I last had some fucking dope!"responded Ricky.
" Ricky relax we are going to get out of here we're just discussing a few things before we do"said Bubbles.
"He's right we should get moving before the behemoth finds us"said Hadvar.
They then left the store room heading deeper into the lower levels underneath the village. As they walked deeper underground tunnels became more like caves that looked as if no human had ever ventured into. As the four came around a corridor their path revealed a new hazard straight ahead of them, a group of Stormcloaks.
"Great more of these dicks" said Ricky.
The Stormcloak squad turned to face the trio before proceeding to run towards them bellowing their war crys. Hadvar ran towards the nearest of the group of Stormcloaks engaging the individual in combat. Ricky blocked one the group members sword strikes with his shield before parrying his other strike, he then smashed the shield into the helmet protecting head of the soldier sending the latter staggering before slashing his neck. Two of the Stormcloaks rushed towards Bubbles who prepared to unleash more torrents of fire.
"You want one huh, huh you greasy cocksuckers!" Yelled Bubbles as he shot a stream of flame straight at them burning them for barely a moment just enough for Ricky plus Hadvar who had just finished off his opponent to deliver the killing blows.
At this point most of the Stormcloaks were dead except for one who was fighting Julian, The Stormcloak swung his sword hoping to pierce his enemy's chest but was blocked when the blade hit the side of the schaft. Julian took this opportunity to flip the sword upwards causing the Stormcloak to stagger backwards. Seeing that the mans upper chest was unprotected Julian swung his warhammer to deliver a two handed strike to the mans ribs. The man collapsed to the floor dying due to his collapsed lungs, Julian ended his suffering by delivering a final blow to the head killing the man. Hadvar turned to look at the three seeing the results of their fights.
"You three are very impressive the empire could use more men like you" said Hadvar.
"Sorry but politics and war aren't really our thing considering shit in the past" explained Bubbles .
The pair continued onwards into another cavernous area this one this time was surrounded by cobwebs.
"Oh no, oh no boys you gotta be fucking me kidding me" said Bubbles.
"what is it Bubs" replied Julian.
"Well Julian's it's like they say where there's webs there's..." said Bubbles whom was interrupted by the appearance of six Frostbite spiders dropping to the floor in front of them. "Greasy fucking spiders" said Bubbles finishing his statement though this time rather gloomy.
Hadvar ran towards the nearest two spiders and began to slash them repeatedly killing the eight legged fiends. Julian rushed towards one of the spiders quickly smashing the the creatures head into bloody paste before it could shoot its poisonous venom at him. Bubbles shot more flame at the two spiders who were approaching Hadvar from behind.
"Take that you ugly bastards" said Bubbles as he burned the spiders to death. The last spider who had been hidden stalking in the the shadows whilst it's brothers and sisters fought the intruders was preparing to jump at one of the interlopers , one who had not taken part in the fighting.
"Holy shit!" Ricky said completely surprised as he just barley blocked with his shield a spider who had attempted to jump and strike him down by attacking him side on.
The spider fell to the ground disoriented by the shield hitting its head leaving its chest and underbelly vulnerable.
"Fuck off" Ricky said irritated to the spider as he stabbed it in the chest, killing the arachnid.
Julian who had just killed one of the spiders turned to Ricky who looked alarmed.
"Ricky are you okay man" said Julian worriedly.
"Ya I'm fine Julian, just rattled is all I nearly got fucking jumped by one of these dicks" replied Ricky.
"Boys, boys get the fuck over here you need to see this" said Bubbles.
The two ran over to where Bubbles and Hadvar were standing, "Bubbles what is it" said Ricky curiously.
"Look boys there it is there's the way out" Bubbles said excitedly as he pointed at an opening in the cave that led to the outside world. "Fuck Yeah we're home free!" Yelled Ricky in happiness.
Suddenly across on the bank of a small river on the other side of the cave a loud growl echoes across the cave, a large mass of fur laying down shifted to reveal a large angry bear who was enraged by the sudden loud noise.
"I guess cautious isn't one of your strong suits huh Ricky" said Hadvar.
"Oh fuck off Hadvar" replied Ricky.
The bear let out a loud roar before charging towards the three with great speed. The bear wouldn't have been problem but after the fight with spiders they were left drained of stamina and magic. Luckily for the three Julian had formulated a plan albeit a flawed one but the only one they had.
"Brace the walls!" Yelled Julian as he and Ricky ran to the left wall whilst Hadvar and Bubbles ran to the right wall moments before the bear reached where they previously where.
As Julian predicted the rabid bear ran straight between them hitting the spider corpses causing it to trip and slide behind them buying them time. The four then ran to the entrance desperate to escape. Whilst running Julian turned his head to see that the bear had gotten back up and was running at them.
"Bubbles collapse the entrance!" Yelled Julian.
Just as they were getting through the entrance Bubbles used what was left of his magic to shoot fire at the top of the entrance causing it collapse sealing the bear inside.
"Finally we're out of the fucking hellhole" Bubbles said to himself and the others in relief.
All of a sudden a familiar roar could be heard in the distance.
"Get down!" Hadvar yelled as he and triumvirate hid behind some rocks, above them in the air was the dragon from Helgen who was now flying off into the distance disappearing into the scenery.
"Well boys glad that shit was over now to find some dope" said Ricky.
"Um Ricky" Bubbles said in a paranoid tone.
The three criminals in that moment remembered that there was an Imperial soldier with them and that the three had just escaped an execution so it left them a good idea of what their fate would be.
"You three work well together I suppose you'll do better once we part ways" said Hadvar.
"So you're not gonna have us killed" said Bubbles.
"If it were up to me I'd say you earned your freedom" said Hadvar with a smile.
"All right thank you man" Ricky said happily to the man.
"Now I suggest we part ways farewell you three and may you have good fortune on your travels" said Hadvar as he walked off.
The trio each said there goodbyes to him as he left.
"Alright boys what's on the agenda now that we're free " said Bubbles.
"I'm thinking since Ricky wants hash we're gonna try find the nearest town or village which I'm thinking will be our next business opportunity" said Julian.
"Are you fucking serious Julian we just went through a dragon attack, had to fight Stormcloaks not to mention some spiders and we just escaped from a god damn bear,after all that the first thing that comes to your mind is breaking the law" said Bubbles angrily.
"Bubbles we lost all our coin when they captured us, how else do you think we'll be able to earn to eat and buy shit" replied Julian.
"Alright you made your point but can we at least worry about this when we reach our destination or tomorrow if we can't reach the town by midnight" said Bubbles in agreement.
"Alright sure Bubbles" said Julian in agreement.
"What we're not gonna be able to get some hash till tomorrow that's fucking bullshit Julian!" Yelled Ricky angrily as the trio walked off down the road.
"Ricky just shut up and be patient it'll be only one fucking day!" Replied Julian equally annoyed and aggravated.
As the boys argued relentlessly whilst walking down the path that led through the forest they passed a sign unknowingly, a sign that had the word "Riverwood" on it.
To Be Continued
So the Unbound quest line is finally finished and now the trio is ready to truly begin their adventures in Skyrim. The next chapter will focus somewhat away from the boys and in Riverwood which will be this series version of the Sunnyvale trailer park. It'll also introduce a certain old supervisor and his assistant plus other familiar characters. As always I'm happy to hear back from you in reviews of my story and if theres anything to potentially improve.