Hey Guys, Sorry It's taken so long with this chapter, but I'm still trying to think on how the girls in the harem will meet up with Naruto and I think I have an idea for that in the next chapter, but until then, here's the latest chapter you all have been waiting for.

"Hi" - Character Speaking

'Hi' - Character Thinking

"HI!" - Character Shouting Loudly

Disclaimer - See the Prologue/Recap.

"Ladies and Gentlemen... Welcome to the 13th annual Elemental Nations Strongest Woman Tournament! Please welcome the executive committee chairman, Ikee Katchin who'll deliver the opening address!"

Ikee then walked up to the mike and began his speech, "This message goes out to all of you who have entered the Elemental Nation Strongest Woman Tournament. I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart..."

Up in the stands in a VIP booth Fred notices something about one of the competitors, "Hmmm?"

Fred looks at the participants and he sees Sasuke looking away with a sneer on his face as he's dressed up like a girl.

Ikee continued his speech said, "And for those 32 women who have all trained so hard and have assembled..."

Fred puts his hands to the glass as he's so shocked, "I can't believe it! Gene and his fellow Konoha shinobi got the Uchiha boy all dressed up in that embarrassing get-up just for me."

Sasuke was growling in anger as he remember how he got into this mess, "Grrrrrr..."

[Flashback]

Sasuke remembers being tied into a chair while Gene, Melfina, Jim, Suzuka and Kakashi while Sakura was out of the room at the time were all around him with various woman clothes and wigs and makeup.

Melfina then held up a makeup kit while saying, "Maybe this color would look better on you."

Suzuka who held up a frilly purple hair wig then said with a sly grin on her face, "I think this would complement his eyes."

Jim then said while holding up a girly go-go dress, "We've bribed that official, so don't even worry about it. No one will find ya out. Now get in there and make us some money Sasuki."

[Flashback End]

'They were loving every moment of it.' Sasuke thought to himself, at least he was relived that the Dobe and his tigress of a fiancée of his weren't around or he would've never hear the end of it.

However, Sasuke then heard a female in the crowd voice say, "How long does he plan to ramble on like this?"

Sasuke couldn't help but agree with the female voice as he thought to himself, 'You got that right. Hurry up and Finish already...', Sasuke then realized that the female's voice was very familiar and he turned and his eyes widened in shock as he saw who was talking, "Huh!?"

Sasuke saw Aisha in a red cat themed mask on her head while wearing a red colored cat themed full skin tight jumpsuit yawning, "I can hardly keep awake, hurry up."

Sasuke could only stare at Naruto's fiancée and just wonder to himself, 'How did she get in here?'

However, if anyone noticed, a few amount of women seemed to have noticed Aisha too, but chose to say nothing, as they not only had to focus on winning this tournament, but each one also had a personal score to settle.

Later, In the female's dressing room, the room was empty as Naruto is holding Aisha's feet down on the floor as his fiancée was doing her sit-ups as she counted out loud, they then heard footsteps of people approaching, until they both heard a very familiar voice, "How the Hell did Naruto sneak you in here you animal!?", Gene asked shocking both Naruto and Aisha, who looked at the group and saw Sasuke, Kakashi and team Outlaw as Aisha growled, "I told you never to call me that... huh?", Aisha said until she and Naruto's eyes widened as they both saw Sasuke in the most embarrassing getup.

"Sasuke?", was all Naruto could say until both he and Aisha stared to slowly chuckle, Chuckling soon turned into all-out roaring laughter as both Naruto and Aisha saw "Sasuki's" ridiculously huge pink beehive wig with pigtails jutting out from all over it. And "she" was now wearing a black spaghetti strap tube top over a revealing corset that was canary yellow in color; frilly lace gloves that went to the elbows, along with fishnet garters, a tight, rhinestone covered mini-skirt, and ending in platform boots to make "her" look taller.

"Did you lose your pom-poms somewhere around here little girl!?", Naruto said while he and Aisha continued laughing at Sasuke's disguise.

"Rage... Fury... Irritation... Humiliation...", Sasuke said to himself as he saw both Naruto and Aisha still laughing at his costume and "Sasuki" then took a step forward to shut them both up, but suddenly the platform boots wobbled and forced "Sasuki" to try and keep balance.

Seeing the Uchiha glaring at them both as "she" tried staying straight in the shoes through his tears, Naruto whipped his eyes and got control of himself and asked, "Hey, Where's Sakura?", Aisha had noticed there was a lack of defense for the Uchiha bastard and wondered what was up.

Kakashi then answered, "Oh, we have her outside to make sure no one sees Sasuke out of his disguise for the tournament.", Hearing this Naruto nodded his head before grinning as he got the most wicked idea ever.

"Oi! Sakura! Get in here! Sasuke's practicing to see how pink hair looks on an Uchiha!" Naruto called out suddenly.

The shrill squeal of delight with a rapid sound of running feet coming towards the room made Sasuke go pale.

"Dobe! You sadistic, sick, sonovia-!" he yelled, trying to bolt, but kept stumbling in the shoes.

While trying to get up, Sasuke heard the door slam open.

"SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura shouted, then quickly saw the only one else with pink hair and squealed.

As Sasuke attempted to run from his rabid fangirl, he then suddenly realized that running in heels was a VERY stupid and bad idea... as the Uchiha soon tripped and fell flat on his face, letting his most obsessed fangirl pounce on him in a vice grip hug on his back making both Naruto and Aisha laugh even harder than before.

After a moment, Gene as much as he would like this to go on like ever, he had questions that only both Naruto and Aisha could answer, so he walked up to them, "Alright, alright, you both had your laugh at Sasuke's dumb get-up, besides Aisha, your in no position to be laughing at anyone."

Hearing this caught Sakura's attention, as she was just about to ruin the mission by exposing Aisha, until Suzuka knocked her out but smacking her on the back of the neck and holding her.

Aisha and Naruto then stopped themselves from laughing as Aisha said, "I don't what your talking about, I'm afraid you are terribly mistaken sir, I'm the mysterious masked fighter Firecat. Any resemblance to this "Aisha Ctarl-Ctarl" you speak of is just pure coincidence. I don't know her...", until she felt her ring at the end of her long ponytail getting pulled as Jim was the one pulling on the ring while saying, "We can see right through your disguise Aisha..."

Melfina then walked up to Naruto and Aisha, "I can't believe you and Naruto-san fooled them with that costume Aisha."

Naruto then rushed to the girl with both his hands covering her mouth, "Mel, will you please stop calling her "Aisha!" huh?"

Then a locker had suddenly busted open revealing a brown haired women with clear skin as she fell onto the floor, but she was all tied up and had nothing on but her bra and underwear with a cloth around her face to serve as a gag fell onto the floor.

"Wait! I'm telling you all, I'm the REAL Firecat!", she said.

Until Kakashi grabbed her shoulder, making her look at the copycat ninja as he used his Sharingan to hypnotize her to sleep and he then lifted her up, "I think I'll take her to the hospital, saying she was almost raped, until I saved her just in time. ", Kakashi said as he then shunshined out of the room with the girl.

Naruto and Aisha then let out a sheepish chuckle, until Gene realized what they both had done, "No, you both didn't..."

Aisha then confirmed what Gene thought as she answered with a cocky grin, "We did! Like it or not, I'm gonna fight as Firecat and Naruto-Kun will be posing as my fighting manager and trainer, and I'll surprise all of you and win this thing, you'll see."

"Besides Gene, it was all my idea. After all, who can't go a bit crazy from a combat high? That's no reason for Aisha to be kicked to the curb over that, especially with how the entire Ctarl-Ctarl clan is blamed for the actions of a single member. That's hardly fair." Naruto said, smirking.

Aisha looked at Naruto fondly after hearing this.

"...I swear, you two are just so meant to be together that it isn't even funny, the both of you are so alike." Gene said, brow twitching.

"Thank you!", Naruto and Aisha declared proudly in unison, grinning much to Gene's ever growing stress.

Jim then understood their plan and then said, "Hey wow, you both actually thought things through for a change."

Hearing what Jim said, Sasuke looked shocked as he said, "You're not seriously taking their side now, are you Jim?"

Jim then looked at Sasuke and said with a smug tone in his voice, "What's the matter? You sound like you're disappointed little girl."

Then Naruto smirked at Sasuke, "Yeah what's wrong, Drag Queen? Upset that you won't get to kick ass in all your finery?" he snickered.

Hearing this Sasuke snarled at both of the blondes males and attempted to attack them, but due to his high platform shoes, Sasuke wobbled and fell flat on his face making everyone laugh more.

Melfina after calming herself then said, "This is good news for you Sasuke, now Aisha can fight Reiko instead."

"Not you too!", Sasuke said as he couldn't believe what he's hearing.

Naruto and Aisha then grinned at Melfina as Aisha said, "That a girl, I'm gonna win this Tournament and restore the respect of the Ctarl-Ctarl clan."

There was a knock on the door with a voice saying, "Sasuki! It's time for your match with Reiko, proceed to the ring!", Everyone looked at Sasuke who snarled and said in defiance, "NO! I'm not going out there! This is humiliating! and I'm an Uchiha and an Uchiha NEVER humiliate themselves NEVER!"

Hearing this, Gene grabs Sasuke by his shoulder and forced the Uchiha to look at the outlaw as he held up a small video camera then and said, "Oh yes you will... Otherwise, I'll have Jim hack into the television broadcasting system and post this ALL over the entire world so that EVERYONE can see it."

"Grrr... Fine..." Sasuke snarled, he was gonna get Starwind for this, then hobbled out to the ring. Thank Kami Reiko was his opponent! He only had to win this one fight and that would be the end of it...

Meanwhile, As Naruto, Aisha and the others are talking, a familiar woman was in her own room as she was meditating and preparing for her up coming match however a sound ninja looking worried said, "Please think this through Lady Iraga. If Lord Orochimaru catches wind of this, there's no telling what he'll do. He'll stop at nothing to make sure his orders are carried through."

Iraga however snarled as she then said, "Will you the fuck shut up! You think I'm gonna let them choose who the Strongest Woman in the Entire Shinobi World is without me having something to say about it!?"

However a second sound ninja who looked plumped then said as he looked around the room, "But that's not what we're supposed to do.", However that was all he said as he was then killed by Kyōken who then said, "We both know that tubby, We'll get them both soon enough. Victory will be Iraga's, as for that Ninetailed Fox in human skin, we'll be seeing the last of him VERY soon... Now clean this mess up! My mate's got a match to get to!", Kyōken said to the first sound ninja as he did as told.

Back at the tournament arena, The first match of the tournament was about to begin as the announcer shouted out, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the first round in the Elemental Nation's Strongest Woman Tournament, will now begin! In the blue corner, representing the Kagami-Mohō-Ken (Mirror Imitation Fist) fighting style... Sasuki Uchiwa! And in the red corner, representing the Ando comprehensive fighting style, the Strongest Woman in the Shinobi World for 4 years running... The "Ultimate" Reiko Ando!"

'I'll win this Tournament, nothing in the world can possibly stop me now and I'll go home victorious after winning the Tournament for a fifth straight time as Fred's bride.', Reiko thought to herself as she longingly looks up to Fred in the stands as she imagines her and Fred's wedding with her carrying Fred like how the husband carries the bride.

Meanwhile, Fred paled as he clutched his heart as he said to himself, "I just felt like someone just walked over my grave. I'm begging you now Sasuke... Please, you've just got to win this one."

"Let the match... BEGIN!", the announcer shouted as the bell rang.

With that, Reiko wanting to end this match quick rushed at Sasuki with the intent to knock her out fast, seeing this, Sasuki attempted to evade the attack as she made an attempt to dodge, however... because of her shoes not being made to make any sudden quick movements Sasuki suddenly tripped on her own shoes, making her stumble around the ring and then banged her head against one of the posts, not only knocking herself out, but once she's fell upon the mat of the ring out cold, Reiko and everyone watched in shock as Sasuki's wig fell off! Revealing that Sasuki was a in fact a boy, all along!

Kakashi, Gene, Jim, Melfina and Suzuka could only facepalm for how Sasuke not just humiliated himself, but also Konoha as a whole. Meanwhile, Fred could only look away in both shame and embarrassment as soon everyone in the stands began to laugh at how Sasuke Uchiha was humiliated so easily. While Sakura was declaring Reiko somehow cheated all the while.

"Well...THAT could have gone better..." Kakashi said.

"How? This was our only real shot at this job! Melfina isn't a combat type and Suzuka refused to do the job because of who the client is, not only that, but our REAL best option wasn't even allowed entry! So it was either this, or the only one we could have sent in was the scrawny one whose LESS than useless, unless it involved paperwork and test scores! That would have been even worse! We were all screwed!" Gene moaned.

Seeing the rantings of the pinkette, Suzuka huffed in disgust. "True...Sakura does make all female warriors in general, not just kunoichi, look sad. And pathetic. Like an orphan with no arms... or legs, eh... oh with progeria." then she huffed, looking annoyed. "Great... Now I'm bummed thinking about it."

- Later -

Everyone was in the infirmary with Sasuke who was now in bed all bandaged up from the fight, until Sasuke's eyes began to open, "I think he's coming around.", Sasuke heard Melfina's voice say as he was now starting to wake up.

"Ugh... Where am I?", Sasuke asked groggily.

"You're in the infirmary Sasuke.", Kakashi said.

"Did I win?", Sasuke asked hoping this was all over and they never have to speak of this again.

"You got your sorry ass kicked Sasuke.", Jim said seeing no reason to lie about it.

Fred Lou then came in after hearing that Sasuke was now awake from Sakura and he then glared at the Uchiha, "How could you Konoha ninja humiliate me in such a way. What do you all propose I do now, propose?!"

Gene then looked at his longtime friend and said, "Now look, just calm down Fred, alright?"

Fred however looked at Gene and shouted, "How can I calm down in a time like this?!"

But before Gene could say anything, Naruto then came in the room and everyone looked at him as he said with his signature grin, "We still have an ace up our sleeves guys."

OMAKE

As the special anniversary of the Elemental Nation's strongest Man and Women tournaments began, it was currently being televised all over the nations as Sasuki had entered the ring along with her opponent Reiko Ando the reigning champion for four years running entered of the female division prepared to do battle.

Meanwhile in Ame, the Akatsuki were currently watching the event, except for Kakazu who was now crying for all the money he had wasted for this and saw Sasuki as Deidara suddenly then looked to Itachi and said, "Hey Itachi... didn't you say you had a brother you left alive when you slaughtered your whole clan, uh?"

Itachi chose to stay silent as he saw Sasuke's ridiculous disguise as everyone around him soon started to chuckle until the announcer said, "Now presenting, in the blue corner, representing the Kagami-Mohō-Ken (Mirror Imitation Fist) fighting style... Sasuki Uchiwa!", After hearing that, Deidara, Hidan and Kisame suddenly started laughing at how the Uchiha clan must now be so embarrassed, "Hey Itachi, why is your little brother fighting in a woman's tournament!? What? He can't win a tournament for the big boys? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!", Kisame asked while laughing.

"I have no little brother anymore...", was Itachi's only response as his right eye twitched as he then heard Deidara then say as he laughed, "Yeah! Cause now his "little brother" is now his little sister!"

"You know, Deidara-sempai... Should you of all people really be poking fun at him like that? After all, until you speak and people hear your voice, how often do they mistake you for a lady?" Tobi asked while ruining Deidara's moment.

Hearing this, Deidara quickly snarled and then had Tobi in a sudden headlock, "YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN MY ONE MOMENT OVER ITACHI DIDN'T YOU TOBI!? DEATH BY SUFFOCATION!", Deidara roared as had Tobi's head in his arms squeezing his neck in an attempt to kill him.