(Formerly BWL meets IMP) What happens when I.M.P. are hired to take out the family living at Privet Drive? They find a badly neglected young wizard in a cupboard with a new hellish destiny awaiting him…and a new purpose for a loving family of demons. Rated M for Language, and other mentions of sinful depravity.

For the crime of accidentally killing a human, the three angels of C.H.E.R.U.B. have been exiled from Heaven and have been forced to wander on Earth for a month. Desperate to get home, they have prayed every night to God to please bring them back. At long last, someone from Heaven is coming to speak to them and hopefully they can return back home. (Helluva Boss-Episode 4 Spoilers)

What if Sirius rescued Harry before Hogwarts and took him under his wing? What if Sirius taught Care of Magical Creatures and ended up starting a Defense Against the Dark Arts club? What if Hermione chose Harry? What if Sirius reunited with someone special he thought was gone forever...and they got a second chance? Read on to find out! (Harry POV, year 1 AU, slight Dumblebashing)

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.

Naruto befriends Kyuubi at five years old. He gets a chakra mutation that gives control over light and other cool things like an ocular jutsu that puts the Byakugan to shame. He is taken in by Hyuuga Hiashi and his wife and raised by them. Very strong Naruto but not God-like (at first). Will contain non-explicit suggestive adult themes, violence and coarse language. NaruHina.