Maybe it wasn't all that good of an idea to drink that cactus water Henry gave him. Hmmmmm... Nah, it was totally a great idea. Robin promptly passed out from drinking way to much weird Plegian cactus water.
BLINDING LIGHTS! Robin went from lying horizontally to a complete right angle in seconds as his eyes slowly adjusted to the lights. He also felt his head trying to explode, but that could be put on hold for later. Now he just had to slowly get off his bed...or just fall off, that works too. At least his body was pretty numb so it didn't hurt. He stumbled outside his tent to be met with a towering tower presented right in front of him. Wait a minute, Robin squinted his eyes a little bit. Now he just saw plain 'ol grass with some tents lined up. Welp, time to eat I guess.
Strolling up to the mess tent (It was more stumbling than strolling, but don't tell Robin) he saw his best friends in the whole wide world. The sheep Shepherds! No actually, they were feeding the sheeps and shearing them for some nice wool. Oh look it's Sumia! Time to go into conversation mode.
"Big S! What's goin' on in town! You doin' anything interesting. Shearing them sheeps and killing them Plegian guys, you picking up what I'm laying down?" Robin leaned next to Sumia, all suave like.
"Haha, hey there Robin! Are you cosplaying? Ever since we made that book club, I didn't expect you to be so invested in Wyvern Wars. Ooh, I wonder what character you're pretending to be!"
"This ain't no act, Su-Su, this is alllllll for realsies. I am 100% feeling absolutely normal! A-Ok, top notch, maximum power, yo!"
"Hmmmm, this is really hard to guess. Are you sure this isn't a character that's later In the story, we were only reading up to page 136 you know!" Sumia pouted.
"Ha, you are soooo funny. Character, more like dumb! Haha...Wow, the world is spinning a lot faster now..." Robin faceplanted for the second time.
"There's something..." faint voices echoed around in Robin's hollow head.
"That's not good..." everything was so dark, can someone go get the sun?
"...covery will take..." he really wanted to go back to snoozing, but these damn voices won't go away.
"Rest is most important for recov..." he was fed up with this, he was just gonna go open his eyes and tell whoever was talking to shut up.
"...eave him be..." actually nevermind, opening his eyes was much harder than he remembered it being.
Back to sleep I go!
The second time Robin gained consciousness, he was actually able to open his eyes. And when he opened them, he saw someone by at his bedside.
"Big S! What is up on this super, splendid, supreme Saturday morning! I feel so energized! I bet I can get up and do 100 laps, do you want to see me go run around the camp, haha just kidding, but actually not I bet I can run 100 laps, oh I feel so greeeaaaat!" Robin said at a rapid pace.
On the other hand, Sumia wasn't so chipper. "Robin! Oh thank Naga, you're okay. You don't know how worried I was! I saw you collapse right in front of me and I was so scared! I flew you to the medical tent and they said they found some weird stuff in your blood. Lissa said that you'd recover but you weren't waking up..." Sumia trailed off, tears welling in her eyes.
On the other, other hand, Robin was completely clueless to almost crying Sumia and kept babbling on. "Hey Sumi, you're pretty great, did you know that, you're also pretty. You probably knew that though, haha silly meeeeee...though seriously you're the greatest person of all time." Robin spontaneously leaned over and hugged Sumia, accidently comforting her when she needed it. "Great people are awesome and awesome people are super and I absolutely love super people! Oh! Does that mean I love Sumi? I love you Sumi. You're pretty great, and pretty. Oh, I already said that, Robin you silly, willy, little goose.
By this point, Sumia's tears have been replaced by her crimson face. She was locked in a death grip and looked as though she was going to die of embarrassment if anyone walked into the tent. Robin professing his love did not really help her either. Oh, remember what I said about dying of embarrassment.
"Alright! Time to go check on the patients." Lissa walked in and saw the compromising scene.
"Ah! W-wait! It's not what it looks like!" Sumia sputtered, still locked in place as her face went through a few shades of red.
"Oh, my bad! Silly me! I'll just let you two lovebirds do your thing, don't let me kill the mood!" Lissa got out of there real fast.
"Ooohh...The ground can swallow me up now..." Poor Sumia. Robin was still having a blast though.
"Oh was that Lissa! Say hi to Chrome for me! I would say it myself if I could, but I can't. Would if I could. Would If I could would if I could would if I could would if I could. Hey Sumi, try saying that five times fast! Would if I could would If I could..." Robin kept going on.
And so, for some time, Robin just kept going on and on, still hugging poor 'ol Sumia as if his life depended on it, until his energy hit a roadblock.
"Would if I could would if I could would if I could...wow, my eyes seem to be closing by themselves. Bye-bye Sumi!" Robin fell back onto his bed with a thump and snoozed away. Sumia started to realize, after she got over the embarrassment, the hugging wasn't, so bad. It was kinda nice actually, just sitting there, laying in Robin's arms, then they would...whoops, her imagination was going crazy. Anyway, she was getting tired so she decided that being near Robin was pretty nice. She laid her head on his bed and slid her hand over his as she gently fell asleep.
Author's note:
i was tired while writing this ok, i swear im not crazy.
-a jellyfish
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