Hello guys!

I am a male and I have written 5 stories for warriors and harry potter. Also if you read my profile, please review and comment on my stories!!!!!!!!! I really want to read them! Also I am not fond of bad words, so no bad words, please! I like big nate, harry potter, warriors, percy Jackson, and others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow, EZB, Master of the Boot, TheEquestrianidiot 2.0, Exotos135, PrototypeGaming

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you knew that Cinderpelt departed from
Cinderheart in The Last Hope.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you knew that Squirrelflight couldn't
have kits.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you read profiles!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love Warriors.

Bullies!

Hey you, yeah, you!

See that boy your teasing for doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of 'cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you talk about loudly in front of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow in thin clothes because his family is too poor to buy proper ones.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar one someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

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Friends and Best Friends (this may or may not be aimed at eaglefangs, N1bblez, Madmaker15, and BORNTOBETABBY)

FRIENDS: Will help you when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the ones messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you push the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh ‘cause they tripped you.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting beside you saying ''Dang, we screwed up!'' or "That was AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS: Call your parents ‘Mr’ or ‘Mrs’.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents ''Mum'' or ''Dad''.

FRIENDS: Ask you for your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Probably are the reason they are after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot out of yourself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Up there with you making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Fade.

BEST FRIENDS: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say "RUN FORREST! RUN!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME! What's for dinner?"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince/princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him/her and brings him/her to you, dropping them at your feet.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much, doofus?"

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend/girlfriend (the fourth time that night).

BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed along with you.

FRIENDS: Say "See you later!"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band, pencil, etc.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (study buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with someone.

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to their house and kick their butt.

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalise a guy's house.

BEST FRIENDS: The ones getting fined by the police with you.

FRIENDS: Think that you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you.

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

BEST FRIENDS: Your weekend boarders.

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them.

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all is forgiven.

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick.

BEST FRIENDS: Why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.

FRIENDS: Your family likes to embarrass you in front of them.

BEST FRIENDS: They like to embarrass you in front of your family.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post on their profile.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it. Cool. Loves to own Geminis in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind. Gorgeous smile. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on Earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the ‘you know where’. Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. (Whoever did is amazing)

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backward copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

If you've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you say everyone is weird, and you are the only one who is normal, then weird is normal, and you are the only person who is weird. If you are weird, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to @#!*% .
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or an emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I must be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a @#!*% .
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I always listen to my iPod, so I MUST be going deaf.
I speak to boys, so I must fancy them.
I get good grades, so I MUST be a nerd.
I read the dictionary, so I MUST be a reference.
I have a strict teacher, so I MUST be a troublemaker.

Really Stupid Instructions

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (But I have no other time to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Is this the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:"Directions: Use like regular soap." (But how do I use regular soap?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's only a suggestion, though!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A little late, don't you think?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Oh, what a wonderful discovery! I will try it out at once!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But that would save me so much time!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Really, I thought they were supposed to keep me awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Oh no! I can't use them in the walls?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use." (Umm... Can someone help me out here?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Well actually, this is a legitimate warning as peanuts aren't actually nuts!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (But how do you eat nuts?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (To be honest, I blame the parents for this one!)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Are people actually this idiotic? Please, raise your hand if you've tried this!)
On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (But... But... That's impossible!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So... let me get this straight. We don't get fake fake bacon, we get real fake bacon.)
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children." (Ummm... Are you sure something didn't get lost in the translation?!)

Grammar

So many FanFiction writers constantly confuse the following:
your/you're
there/their/they're
to/too/two

Copy and paste this onto YOUR profile if YOU'RE smart enough to know the difference.
If you DETEST apostrophes being in the wrong place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If it REALLY bugs you that people mix up 'me' and 'I', copy and paste this onto your profile.