The Exclusive Interview

Rated: M

Fandom: Ever After High

Characters: Blondie Lockes, Sparrow Hood, Dexter Charming

Pairing: Blondie Lockes X Sparrow Hood

Genre: Romance

Summary: What happens when a usual interview between a certain perfectionist and a guitar-shredding bad boy gets a little too hot to handle for Blondie's gossip show? Well, it's a good thing the cameras are off and no one's around to see this. Or are they...?

Disclaimer: Ha, you must be dreaming if you think I actually own Ever After High. Mattel actually owns the franchise and the characters themselves. The only thing I own is jack and shit, and jack left town. For those of you wondering, this will be my second time writing for this fandom, and I won't be alone since my good broski UltimateWarriorFan4Ever is also having the privilege to co-write with me, since this will also be our story as well. That's right, it will be a two-man project just like last time, dudes. So just in case something bad ever happens to this story, my dude UltimateWarriorFan4Ever will keep it safe in his documents, just for safe-keeping. Now that I'm finishing clarifying all of this for one day, enjoy this sweet hot fanon one-shot between good girl Blondie Lockes and bad boy Sparrow Hood. And to let you know that it will involve very strong language and lot of hot, steamy sex. Once again, I don't own anything associated with Ever After High or Mattel.

Disclaimer 2: If you're also asking, all characters are over 18, making themselves legal just to let you all know. Okay enough with the explanations. Onto the lemon itself!


The sun shone all around the great halls that was Ever After High, which would be a perfect morning for Blondie Lockes herself to find and interview one of the students for her "Just Right" webshow. If there's anything the daughter of Goldilocks loved to do other than be sweet and eat porridge was to dish out some dirt on the sons and daughters of famous fairy tale characters.

Much to her luck however, she managed to find a suitable choice in the academy's resident bad boy, Sparrow Hood. The rebellious Sparrow had a reputation for being the most loudest, rowdiest and rudest student there ever was due to his wild child status. Plus, he was quite different from his father, whereas in which Robin Hood became a hero by stealing from the rich and giving it to the poor, Sparrow dreamed of being an anti-hero by robbing from the rich and keeping all of the treasures to himself. Yet the most fascinating thing why some of the student body liked about him was the fact that he was the lead singer/guitarist of his own rock band. That was appealing enough for Blondie to finally get an interview with the infamous Sparrow himself on this Saturday morning inside Sparrow's private treehouse in the woods.

Right now, Sparrow Hood was slacking away in the sofa he was sitting in, feeling bored out of his mind while seeing Blondie sit right next to him trying to pamper up a little bit for the interview. He rolled his eyes before asking Blondie, "Hey, golden girl, when's Dexter gonna show up? I really don't have all day, you know?"

"Oh, calm down, Sparrow." Blondie told him sternly yet playfully, "Dexter will be here, he's just gonna be a little late."

"Well, I definitely don't want to wait forever." The loudmouth guitarist groaned while adjusting his hat, "You know how much I hate being impatient."

Blondie nodded in response, "I know it's painful to wait a long time, but I want to make sure that this little livestream interview I planned for you will be just right."

All Sparrow could do at this point was roll his eyes in a very unsure way, not even believing what Blondie said to him was true. He knew waiting this long for an interview was a waste of time, especially when the show's cameraman, Dexter Charming, wasn't even showing up to the treehouse in time. He thought about leaving the sofa for a few seconds before Dexter rushed inside the treehouse, finally showing up with his glasses tilted and his clothes somehow messy.

"About time you showed up." Sparrow groaned in relief.

"Sorry, I was kinda late, Raven was busy giving me a hickey-uh, I mean, I kinda accidentally slept in." Dexter hesitantly replied, quickly correcting himself in front of Blondie and Sparrow.

"Of course you did…" Blondie said, narrowing his eyes at Dexter as if she didn't believe anything the geek said. She then gestured over to the camera, "Anyway, let's get the camera on."

"Right, got it." Dexter nodded, adjusting his glasses before he opened the camera lens right up, therefore turning on the camera. Dexter then pointed at Blondie, "Ok, we're on at three, two, one…"

The Just Right theme song started to play full-blast with perfect precision, showing entire clips of Blondie and the interviews she had been filming with the rest of the students all before the scene transitioned over to Blondie, who was still sitting on top of the sofa with her loudmouth guest.

Adjusting her picture perfect golden curls, Blondie greeted to the camera with a smile, "Hello, fabulous fairy tales, and welcome to this special livestream interview of Just Right! Remember fans, if it's not too hot or cold, it's Just Right! Anyway, you've seen me interview a whole lot of students that enroll here in Ever After High, but never have I interview someone so wild and crazy like this student I'm interviewing right here and right now. He's the rebellious son of Robin Hood himself, Sparrow Hood!"

"Hey babe, it's very great to be here," Sparrow waved in a laid-back way, "Of course, I'm just here rocking like always, thanks for asking."

"Well, nice to see that you are, Sparrow." Blondie nodded before asking the guitarist, "So Sparrow, I've heard that you and your band have been working a lot of brand new music, huh?"

"You know it, girl." Sparrow nodded, kicking his feet back on the coffee table. "Been taking us long four months to come up with fifteen tracks of brand new material. Two of them are acoustic from yours truly and all thirteen of them sound so hard, they can break a porridge bowl in no time."

"Well, I'm certain that must be hard work for you." Blondie nodded back impressively.

"You have no idea," Sparrow scoffed with laughter, "Now that you're here and all, you want me to sing for you?"

Blondie's cheeks blushed a bit red saying, "Well, maybe later of course. All we want to know about you is how Sparrow Hood lives his life on the wild side."

"Ah, you want to know more about my rebellious side, huh?" The guitarist smirked widely while feeling a bit comfortable on his sofa, "Well, since you're interested, I'll tell you in front of this little dorkbutt behind the camera."

Dexter immediately rolled his eyes in response to the little insult Sparrow gave to him now. Despite him trying his best to run right after Sparrow for that little namecall, he decided to take it like the man he was and continued shooting the livestream like always.

Sparrow took his sweet time taking a swish from his root beer before setting the bottle down and speaking his tale in front of an interested Blondie, "Of course, if they all know me, then they all know my origin story. My dad took from the rich and gave to the poor, banged that redhead that was my mom, me being born as the most awesome baby ever, and not to mention I have a very hot stepsister who's also part-wolf too. But that's not important anyway. I remember the one time that we lit fireworks near Daring Charming's bed. He literally ran out of his room screaming like a bunny caught in a bear trap. I even made a ringtone out of his girly scream as well. Wanna hear it?"

"Go right ahead!" Blondie nodded, leading Sparrow to pull out his MirrorPhone in the process.

He then went right into the ringtone section of his MirrorPhone and turned on a button that sounded like:

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MY ROOM'S ON FIRE!"

Both Blondie and Sparrow started to boisterously laugh their ass off, leaving Dexter a bit irritated and bothered that someone would do his big brother dirty just like that. Once again, Dexter had to remain cool as ever and film as always, trying to make sure Sparrow's brand of irritation didn't break Dexter to the point of insanity.

The "Just Right" host managed to laugh it off a little bit more before her laughter died down and said, "Oh my godmother, Sparrow, that is soooooo rich!"

"Yeah, he even crapped his shorts in the process!" Sparrow smirked out, trying his best to contain his laughter.

It was at this point that Dexter was growing tired of Sparrow's verbal BS antics, hoping that somewhere down the line that this entire livestream and interview would be over altogether. But since he knew this interview was gonna last for a bit while, he would have to wait on hitting Sparrow until this entire thing was over and done with. There was obviously no way he was gonna stand all of this family bashing coming from Sparrow.

He then looked down to his camera before saying to both Blondie and Sparrow, "Hey, guys, I think the battery to the iChapter's dying out a bit, so this livestream may have to be cut a little short."

"Oh, it's no problem, you can always go get the battery from your room." Blondie replied back to him, "I'm thinking of going back to break a bit anyway."

"Ok, good thinking." Dexter said with a thumbs up.

"Well fans, it seems we're gonna have to take a small break for now," Blondie said to the camera and the other viewers watching from Ever After High, "The battery to Dexter's iChapter is running a bit low, so he's gonna have to get an extra spare from his room. When he comes back of course, we'll continue this interview." She then turned to Sparrow, "You'll stay with us, right?"

"As long as I'm finding someway to entertain you, it's all right with me." Sparrow shrugged in return.

"Anyway, we'll be back to this livestream/interview with Sparrow Hood in just a little while, so stay tuned! This is Just Right with yours truly, Blondie Lockes!" She exclaimed, just in time for Dexter to rush right out of the treehouse in no time.

With Dexter leaving back to the academy to find an extra iChapter battery, this left both Blondie and Sparrow alone in the comfort of his extra warm treehouse. But Sparrow was definitely finding joy in the antics that he mentioned to Blondie not too long ago. Alas, she found it a bit bothering, but it was so hard to hate on Sparrow with a cool swagger and a pretty handsome face like that, so Blondie was bound to give him a pass.

"Looks like Dexter couldn't quite take a family jabbing, huh?" The guitarist smirked right to Blondie, who giggled a bit sweetly in return.

"Eh, it's something he'll get over with." The bubble-headed reporter shrugged, "Now that he's gone, you think you can please play some of your music for me now? I'm just dying to hear you sing so badly."

"You really want to, huh?" Sparrow said, winking back to Blondie before shrugging, "Well, since you asked very nicely, I can give you one private performance. A small sample of a song I'm still writing, of course."

Blondie found herself squealing out of pure joy, finally getting the chance to see Sparrow Hood perform for her without anyone watching at the comfort of their own TV, MirrorPhone or iChapter. She contained her excitement long enough to see Sparrow Hood grab one of his acoustical guitars right from behind the couch, therefore slinging around his arm for support. He then completed his look by grabbing one of his tiny arrowhead-shaped guitar-picks from his leather vest to use just to avoid all of those finger blisters.

Before he could get to one of his songs that Sparrow possibly wrote for himself, the auburn-haired guitarist reminded Blondie close-up, "Just so you know, this goes out to a very certain lady that's probably gonna be unnamed, but I think we'll know who that is soon enough."

As soon as Sparrow finished talking, he strummed the guitar to a very blues-y beat, tapping his foot just to provide a whole lot of that cajun-like rhythm. Heck, Blondie could feel her own foot tapping along to the song itself as well, which began to pick up full-blast once Sparrow sang his rebel heart out:

Oh, sweet little thing
Where have you been
Did you come from heaven
Or did you come hell bent

She had blonde hair
And had fine blue eyes
Her voice like a firecracker
Coming alive

Oh, you thrill me so
When you're hot like the sun
Got a kiss so sexy
That it melts me up, hun

Yeah, she's a hot blonde
A body so hot
That it really turns me on
Yeah, she's a hot blonde
Who knew a girl like her
Could really bring it on
Yeah a hot blonde

It was there that Sparrow immediately stopped halfway through his song, which immediately disappointed Blondie to the point where she wanted to hear more coming from him. But thankfully, Sparrow kinda had a good reason for ending the song the way he wanted to.

He turned to Blondie and shrugged out, "That's all I got so far. I didn't have enough time to write a full song out before this interview, so that's all you'll have for now."

Blondie closely understood what the fedora-wearing rebel said to her and let out a nice flirtatious nod to him, "Well, for a half-song, I gotta admit that's pretty nice of you write something so steamy."

"Yeah, I'm willing to take it up a notch content-wise." Sparrow chuckled to himself, replying with a shrug.

"You definitely did just that." Blondie nodded back, all before scooting next to him very pleasingly. She then proceeded to caress her dainty little fingers around Sparrow's knee before speaking out with a breathless smile, "Plus there's just something about a man who knows how to put his good fingers to use…"

Sparrow raised his eyebrow at this unexpected gesture of hers, smirking out, "You tryin' to hit on me or something?"

Blondie found herself shrugging her shoulders playfully by asking him seductively, "What if I am…?"

"Well, Blondie…" The guitarist paused before laying out a flirtatious smirk himself, "I think you're doing a pretty good job. If you want to, you want to come over here and see me work my fingers all over you?"

The flirtatious blonde nodded in return, saying to Sparrow with a cooish tone, "Ooooh, please do…"

It was then that the sly guitarist motioned his finger to her, forcing Blondie to approach him head-on and placing her hips all across Sparrow's lap, all resulting in her lips smashing towards his in a juicy kiss. It was juicy enough for Sparrow to slip in his long eel-ish like tongue inside her dainty little lips, swimming around a good portion of her tongue in one breathtaking motion after another. A grin was muffled around Sparrow's tender lips, knowing that they were being intoxicated by the flavor that was Blondie's cinnamon honey-infused tongue altogether. No doubt this was a battle of tonsils and tongues, and so far, it was starting to become neck-and-neck between Blondie Lockes and Sparrow Hood with obviously no clear-cut winner at least. Yet Sparrow still managed to prove his dominance all over Blondie as his dirty little guitar-playing hands managed to come sliding down Blondie's entire fabric-covered spine, all before using his hands to reach all around under Blondie's skirt. Oh, the smirk he enjoyed plastering his lips when his fingertips managed to take in a good squeeze at one of her half-exposed asscheeks, which managed to make Blondie take in a unexpected yelp. She could tell how horny Sparrow felt for her sexually. Luckily for him, Blondie was about to break out of her forbidden shell right in front of the hot-and-bothered guitarist himself.

She got started right away by undoing the zipper that was attached to the back of her dress, sending it down to expose her lacy sapphire bra in front of a satisfied Sparrow. His eyes found themselves hypnotized from the sight of Blondie's supple cleavage being held up by her bra, which obviously stood at an impressive DD-cup with an amazing 38-inch chest to boot. Sparrow was hypnotized long enough for his hands to reach the back of Blondie's bra-strap, snapping it completely off and exposing her ample breasts for him to cherish head-on.

"Goddamn, those tits…" Sparrow said to himself in breathless fashion, all before letting his tongue do the talking for him. And no doubt it talked a big game as his tongue immediately dominated Blondie's left tit, licking, sucking, groping, massaging and even biting around the nipple just to hear the blonde let out a very lustful moan in return. He then rinsed and repeated with the right tit, sucking and groping even harder than ever just to increase his and Blondie's uncontrollable sex drives ten-fold. No doubt it worked like a charm as it got the two aroused even more, especially when Blondie's curvaceous ass soon felt his bulge rub up between her legs.

It was more than enough for Blondie to gaze through Sparrow's emerald eyes and whisper desperately, "Oh godmother, I wanna suck your cock so bad…"

The cocky guitarist let her oblige right away as Blondie managed to get off his lap and get down on her knees, therefore undoing Sparrow's belt before getting her hands on the zipper that held the bad boy's pants. She let the metal device down gently before seeing the sight of his tall throbbing member emerge from the grey-black denim itself, leaving Blondie very stunned and surprised with amazement. The bubbly reporter never knew how freakishly hung and hard Sparrow was close-up in person. He at least had to stand right above a good eleven inches at least, which made Blondie quite unsure if she could handle something so big and throbbing like Sparrow himself.

She thankfully didn't have to wait long though as Blondie teased him off by licking up to the head of his cock all before bobbing her entire mouth down his member with gentle ease, taking every inch of him she could handle possibly. Blondie began sucking him nicely at a mellow pace, making sure she didn't charge down at him too fast to the point where she could get a sore mouth as a result. Nor did she charge down at him too slow to the point where Sparrow would grow very disinterested and end this blowjob immediately. No, she went at a pace that was considered "just right" to her standards, and it was the kind of pace that made it enough for Sparrow's hips to spasm out with pleasure.

"Ohh… oh, Blondie… that feels so good… nhhhh…!" The cocky rebel said in a graspful moan, being quite impressed by Blondie's incredible sucking skills. She desired his hard meaty taste enough for her mouth to go even deeper on his cock, literally deepthroating him to where the head of his phallic member touched her gag reflex very tenderly. It was the most intoxicating feeling Blondie desired for quite some time, and she made sure she wanted to keep that feeling to her advantage.

Blondie released his cock with a nice pop before proceeding to press her ample breasts between his manmeat altogether, crushing it firmly and nicely without any warning. She proceeded to shift her curvaceous mammaries up and down his member, stroking it very tightly as if Blondie was working up a steel stripper pole. And no doubt Sparrow's throbbing phallus proved to be that perfect stripper pole for the vivacious Blondie to work her chest upon. She legit continued her excellent pace until Blondie noticed a glob of pre-cum oozing out of the head of his phallus, forcing Blondie's tongue to lick it clean off leaving out a forcing shudder coming from Sparrow's lips. The feeling that the guitarist felt was so strong, Sparrow had literally clinched his hands on the sofa tightening the cushions just to contain himself from this impressive titfuck/blowjob combo. He hardly never imagined Blondie being such a freak when it came to this sexual experience Sparrow was now having. She looked very sweet, bubbly and energetic on the outside, but on the inside contained a desperate sex-driven man-hungry princess that was breaking out of her forbidden shell.

Leaving him polished long enough, Blondie looked up to Sparrow and said in a lust-ridden gaze, "Mmmm, you were delicious…"

"Glad you enjoyed your appetite, babe…" The auburn-haired guitarist said with a fine smirk before replying, "Now it's about time to enjoy mine. But first, let's see if we can get rid of the rest of your dress, shall we?"

Blondie immediately obliged Sparrow's request right away as she turned around and bent right over, showing him those impressive hip curves of hers off with those lacy blue panties hugging her skin. Those panties wouldn't last long on her though as Sparrow's dirty little hands took whatever was left on Blondie's half dress and dragged them down her silk-like legs. What the guitarist saw next captivated him deep down as Sparrow managed to get a good look at her supple bare ass. It wasn't too small nor too big, but just right and curvaceous enough for Sparrow to tease with a single spank and grab, which he did to arouse Blondie with perfect results. She knew Sparrow was gonna enjoy every single minute of her. And Blondie couldn't help but give him every single minute to cherish this for whenever he damn well pleased.

Sparrow took advantage of a bent-down Blondie by slipping her tongue toward her blossomed woman-hood, teasing her off with a lick that made Blondie taking in a surprised yelp and shudder. The reporter began to shudder even more when she felt Sparrow's tongue flutter her clit with force, which left her blushing blood red like a bright tomato. Alas, this feeling left Blondie's legs to shake out lustfully in response, leaving her almost unable to contain her balance. Thankfully, there was a wooden coffee table standing next to her, which made it more easy for Blondie to place her hand on the table just to keep her balance while having to endure the feeling of Sparrow's tongue eating her out nonstop. He continued to work his tongue to good use though as Sparrow used every inch of his tongue to thrust and drill her tender clit out of nowhere, leaving Blondie with the loudest moan she could ever luster out.

"Ohhhhh, godmother!" She went, literally lost in this kind of ecstacy. This kind of ecstacy was enough for the blonde reporter to reach around the back of Sparrow's head, therefore pulling his face into her clit even more deeper to the point that Sparrow's entire mouth found itself stuffing through her leaking pussy. It got Blondie even more aroused as the constant sounds of slurps coming from Sparrow's long tongue drilling deep inside her pink slit forced the bubbly blonde's legs to shake orgasmically, getting close to undergo a full release right in front of his face.

But as much as Sparrow's lips wanted to feel Blondie's entire climax, the guitarist had other plans on his mind as the rebel's mouth broke away from her clit leaving him able to breathe for the time being. Blondie suddenly turned around to see Sparrow laying right back on the couch with an even more arousing smirk plastering his lips, all while his cock remained strong and throbbing as ever waiting for Blondie to satisfy him even more. Luckily, Blondie didn't need to wait that long however as she approached Sparrow head-on with her shapely hips settling onto the guitarist's lap nicely. With her tender slit positioning around the head of his pulsating phallus, Blondie found herself squatting down firmly on his member therefore feeling every inch of his massive manmeat sliding up through her pink folds with complete gusto. Blondie's hips then proceeded to work themselves in quite a laid-back rhythm, literally twerking and booty-popping down on his unprotected shaft nonstop in order to build adrenaline that their loins needed. Safe to say, the feeling overtook Blondie tenfold to her advantage.

"Fuck… ohhhh, Sparrow, you're so big… ahhhhh…!" The perfectionist moaned out melodically, leaving another dirty smirk laid out upon Sparrow's face. He continued his momentum by using his throbbing shaft to pump up Blondie's twerking ass in attempt to meet up with her hypnotic hip movements. His member possessed such excellent staying power and speed that it gave Sparrow the stamina-like advantage to thrust endlessly non-stop, leaving him to pleasure Blondie in any shape he damn well pleased. He continued to speed his pelvis up tenfold, pumping up Blondie's succulent ass to the point that it resulted in such a rocky tumultuous ride for the perky blonde reporter to endure. Needless to say that she craved every second of this sexual ride to the very last.

It was indeed accurate as Sparrow yet again turned the tides in his favor by turning Blondie over on her back, leaving her legs spread from side-to-side ready for Sparrow to take her again. Of course, he had to take in a breather first, which gave the guitarist enough time to relish in the image of Blondie teasing her spreaded pink slit at him like the desperate nymphomaniac she was now turning herself into.

"Mmmmm… please don't keep me waiting, Sparrow…" The reporter begged with a single moan.

Sparrow looked down at her right away before whispering with a smile, "Luckily for you, I'm not an impatient man…"

He stroked his throbbing shaft long enough for the cocky guitarist to position himself around Blondie's slit once more, all before plunging down on her with firm ease. Sparrow, who found himself feeling comfortable on top, put his rock hard hips to good use by thrusting his hardened pelvis through her nonstop without no warning. The pace Sparrow found himself going proved to be harder this time around as he felt Blondie's tender slit clinch and tighten around his pulsating manmeat. That didn't stop Sparrow from thrusting the way he wanted though as he eventually picked some of that hip speed back up, but this time, his throbbing cock drilled into Blondie's tight slit so deep she often wondered how close the head of his member was to reaching her womb. Thankfully, Sparrow never got deeper than that though as he still provided the right length for Blondie to take in, not even going so far to hurt her sweet little clit even further. Although Blondie herself was practically fine with how many inches she could endure for herself, truth be told. His endless thrusting however would start to take a toll on Blondie though as she felt a strange rumble go on around her tight, tender slit, indicating an imminent eruption that was about to encase her rapturously.

"Ahhh… ohhh… Sparrow, I'm cumming!" The perfectionist shouted out in a state of sexual bliss before she took in a big giant moan, therefore taking in that perfect orgasmic release she held in for so long. Sparrow felt his pulsating member getting soaked nonstop by her sweet forbidden juices, bringing in such a hot wet sticky feeling that kept Sparrow even more addicted to the busty reporter herself.

No doubt it kept him going, especially when Sparrow turned Blondie over right on her stomach, leaving her bended over like an innocent poodle. That image was accurate at best since Blondie herself felt like a poodle in heat, just desperately begging to be mated by his partner from behind. Sparrow managed to comply right away by clinching onto Blondie's hips before thrusting into her nicely while using her orgasmic juices as lubrication, which provided the easy penetration Sparrow needed to his advantage. It was no doubt fast, slippery, wet and juicy for Sparrow to thrust real easily while leaving his big hard scrotum smacking through her tight vaginal pavement. That kind of speed was enough to make Blondie's rump sore like hell, although that wouldn't be compared to the constant spanking Sparrow unleashed on the bent-over reporter herself. Every single spank getting redder and violent than the next.

"Ohhhh, keep going… keep fucking my ass…!" She pleaded to the guitarist, while at the same time doing her best to endure this kind of pelvic pain coming from Sparrow.

This kind of thrusting hurt so good for Blondie to take. The spanking sounds afflicting her sore ass combined with the constant furious pounding coming from Sparrow satisfied Blondie with a hint of pain and pleasure. Her hands began clinging on the sofa very tightly as the thrusting increased second after second, leading her to basically poke holes around the cushions which nearly came close to ripping them off the furniture. She endured it like the champ Blondie herself was becoming at this rate, not even thinking once of what she was putting her whole body through. What Blondie was doing on the outside felt so much degrading, foul and became the opposite of what her character was. But on the inside, Blondie found herself craving this kind of pleasure, resulting in a very thirsty, sexual and forbidden side of her that was desperate to break out until now. She was having Sparrow wrapped around her finger and no doubt Blondie wasn't about to let go at all.

It didn't take too long for the sweat to break across Sparrow's skin what with the constant pushing and all. The guitarist at this rate didn't know how long he attempted to keep this thrusting up, although he felt such hard trembling affecting his member nonstop. He knew he was coming close to his breaking point, and it wouldn't be long before this fast and furious thrusting finally got Sparrow to reach his limit.

"Oh shit…" The rebel hissed before saying in a loud moan, "Blondie… I'm… I'M GONNA CUM!"

With just one last thrust, a big orgasm was let out from Sparrow's entire lungs, forcing his big hot load to let out inside Blondie with no warning and no hesitation. The reporter's face lit up with quite an aroused blush as she felt Sparrow's warm release fill up every single tank of her womb, therefore planting his seed perfectly inside her one hundred percent. Thankfully, Blondie knew her safety measures long enough to apply her usual birth control pills each day, so she had nothing to worry about. All she was focusing on was relishing in this hot passionate moment Blondie shared with her rebellious lover, who at this point grew so exhausted that he collapsed on top of Blondie softly and gently.

Still caught up in this sweat-filled moment herself, Blondie treated Sparrow to a nice passionate tongue kiss before replying with a whisper, "Oh, Sparrow… you were incredible…"

Sparrow found himself letting out a sly chuckle, all before whispering back with a smirk, "I know I am… I glad you lasted this long enough…"

"Oh, long enough to see everything, alright!"

Both Sparrow and Blondie froze themselves out of pure shock when they overheard a familiar voice speak out to them inside the room. It didn't take too long for the lusty couple to turn their heads to the camera and saw the one man that was standing behind the camera:

Dexter Charming.

"Dexter, what the heck are you doing?" Blondie asked him while frantically covering herself along with Sparrow.

Dexter took a shrug before pointing to the camera light, "Just wanted to tell you two to smile. You're officially on camera."

"Wait, what?" Sparrow gasped hardly before he looked at the camera light himself.

The horror and the shock on both Sparrow and Blondie's faces said it all once they found out that the iChapter was still blinking red. Which also only meant one thing:

They were caught having sex on a livestream.

"Oh my godmother, where we having sex in front of everyone watching?!" Blondie said, shrieking out in horror.

Sparrow, still horrified himself, covered his face with his hat while muttering out, "I can't believe this…"

"Yep, that's what you get for pranking me," Dexter nodded to Sparrow before saying, "But not all of it was bad though, I also shared this at Royalty Kings and everybody to school while the livestream ended just in time. So congratulations, your interview's a big success!"

Sparrow attempted to go after Dexter himself, only to realize that he was still covering himself up out of shock, which led Dexter to leave out of the treehouse with a vengeful smirk coming out of his lips. All that was left right now was Sparrow and Blondie having to process what just happened to them at this moment. And no doubt they had their own hormones to blame for them being caught live.

Blondie shook her head for a good several seconds before looking at Sparrow with a groan, "You didn't bother turning off the iChapter?"

"No, I thought Dexter turned it off himself," Sparrow shook his head himself before replying with groan of his own, "I swear, I'm gonna get cooked over this."

And "cooked" they indeed got themselves in as it wasn't long before Headmaster Grimm took notice of this, leading to a gigantic three-week suspension for the both of them from Ever After High. Yet despite this revengeful act coming from Dexter Charming that got them in trouble, there was only one thing that either Blondie Lockes and Sparrow Hood could not deny at all:

They couldn't deny the fact that it was the best sex that both of them ever had just for their first time and first time only. Without a doubt, that was gonna be quite the moment they were ever gonna remember for as long as they wish.

I bet that was soooooo worth getting in trouble for. Oh well, at least they had every moment of that hot sexy time to cherish while it lasted.

Since it felt so much fun to write this fic, maybe I might write some more smokin' hot Ever After High stories just like this one. And probably get some help from my good friend UltimateWarriorFan4Ever as well.

So what did the rest of you all think? You want to see some more hot Ever After High lemons here? You know what to do, everyone. Read and review if you want some more. Anyway, time for some Pizza Hut. Later, famous fairy tales.