Rule 11: Trying to use Haribo sugar free gummy bears as a prank on ship girls will result in severe punishment. - Admiral Nanoha Takamachi
Addendum 11a: For Pete's sake Tenryu had to get Inazuma a new set of clothes and some therapy. - Yokosuka Secretary Ship Ooyodo
Addendum 11b: It may have turned out not to be a prank but this rule still stands! - Yokosuka Light Cruiser Commander Jintsu
"Are you almost done Samidare-chan?" Yuubari asked as she waltzed into the destroyer dorm, looking for the beautiful and graceful destroyer.
"One second," Samidare replied as she brought out a large bowl of gummy bears and set them on the table. She pulled a list out of her pocket and crossed the last item off before turning around and walking over to the experimental cruiser, "I'm all done for the day, now do I need to go get changed or am I fine as I am?"
Yuubari wrapped her arms around the other girls waist and pulled her into a tight embrace before leaning back, "I think you're fine as is. They are playing the new Cyborg 009 at the base theater today so I figured we could see that then go to Houshous afterwards for dinner."
Samidare sighed as her girlfriend led her from the dorms, "Honestly that sounds lovely. I'm really not in the mood to spend an hour fixing my makeup right now."
As the two of them left Inazuma walked by the bowl and grabbed a handful of the bears. Ten minutes later Kawakaze snagged one or two. Five minutes after Fubuki came in from her afternoon jog and grabbed a few as she headed for the showers. Less than an hour later the candy bowl was empty as the destroyers took them to eat and share around.
Samidare and Yuubari were giggling as they entered the destroyer dorm, the moon climbing high into the sky behind them and the cruiser a little flushed in the face from drinks. Their smiles quickly slipped from their faces though as they saw a small hord of destroyers gathered in the entrance hall, as well as their cruiser minders. Tenryu was holding a sobbing Inazuma while her sisters were busy fussing over her. Kawakaze was curled into a ball on the couch with Shigure and Yuudachi fussing over her. Asashio, Arashio and Kasumi were huddled against a wall apparently comforting each other. Jintsu held a sobbing Mutsuki and Kisaragi while Naka was comforting Satsuki and Minazuki. In the center of the room standing around a table containing an empty bowl and an empty bag was Sendai, Tatsuta, and Fubuki who looked like absolute shit. The three turned to look at the new arrivals, their eyes cold and promising pain.
"Samidare-san, could you tell me where these gummy bears came from?" Fubuki asked, her voice cracking as she leaned forward on the table.
"Um, they were in the mail for the dorm but didn't have a name so I just put them out," The blue haired destroyer replied nervously.
"Ara, ara, so someone ordered or sent them," Tatsuta said with a cold scary smile on her face, "Sendai-san, can we leave this to you?"
"Of course," The excitable cruiser said coldly as she pulled her scarf up to act as a mask, "I will find them!"
With barely a sound the cruiser vanished in a flash of darkness.
"Crap! Crap! Crap!" Maya frantically dug through the cupboards, "Where are they!?"
"Did you lose something?" A voice sounded through the room as the lights cut out. Maya jumped up, spun around, and slammed her back against the wall as an ear splitting shriek resounded through the room. When the lights cut back on not ten centimeters in front of her face was the normally warm brown eyes of Sendai, now cold. The woman was hanging upside down from the roof, seemingly without any way to stay up.
"I… um… I ordered a bag of sugar free gummy bears online and they said they had arrived but I can't find them," Maya said, trying to calm her heart as the ice cold eyes of the light cruiser stabbed into her. She yelped as Sendai dissolved into shadow and reappeared, standing normally in front of her. A hand clamped onto her shoulder tightly as she was dragged down a few centimeters to lock eyes with the ninja, "Let's talk about imputing the proper addresses on order forms and including names!"
Addendum 11c: Doing so for a carrier multiple times so. - Admiral Rias Gremory
Addendum 11d: Same with battleships and other similarly classed ship girls. - Admiral Tanya Von Degurechaff
Revenge grinned viciously as she slipped through the luxurious carrier dorm. Damn Ark Royal and her stupid rules. Just because she was the carrier commander she thought she could order her around. She thought she could tell others what they could or couldn't wear. How dare that uppity bitch try and touch her corsets and dresses. Just cause she was a prude didn't mean everyone else was.
Finally she made it to the dorm kitchen and slipped in. It took her a matter of seconds to find Ark's cabinet. Opening it she quickly grabbed the bag of gummy bears from it and stuffed them into her hold, grabbing the bag she had prepared beforehand and putting it in place of the old one.
Ark Royal screamed in rage as her Fulmer's machineguns tore through the bogati that her target was trying to use to escape her. As the car slowed due to the multiple bullet holes in the engine block Skua dove from the sky dropping a slew of bombs onto the car as the battleship dove out of the car.
"FUCKING BITCH!" Revenge screamed as she saw the torn apart chunks of her precious car.
Ark notched another arrow and launched yet another flight of dive bombers even as the sky above her was filled with a massive column of planes. Two of the eight quivers of arrows she was wearing were empty and she had made a pretty good dent on the third as the whirlwind of her wrath began to fly towards her target. The string of explosions that followed could be heard from everywhere in the city as the carrier guided and drove Revenge to her. At the end of it the battleship was panting and gasping, standing at the foot of the carrier dorm where her hunter waited.
"You spiked my Biskos gummy bears with laxatives!" The carrier growled out before she stepped off the roof and crashed to the ground six stories below, rising from her landing crouch as she cast aside her bow. Revenge paled as the carrier cracked her knuckles. Much violence ensued.
A/N - I changed the wording of rule 11 because it didn't make sense and has always bothered me. I also removed some of the intermittent "rule amendments" as they were not needed or I couldn't think of a good way to write something for them or wanted to write something other than they implied