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 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Dragon Age. So I write things, sometimes, I guess. I must like it, because it keeps happening. Or I don't like it, and I'm a masochist. I wish it would happen with some original fiction, but here we are. I'm still learning how to finish things, so going forward I will never post a work where the main plot, at least, is not fully wrapped up, even if I have some additional things to add. Right now I'm obsessed with Solas from Dragon Age. I hope someday my heart will stop breaking over him every damned time, but that might depend on DA4. Also a complete personality change where I no longer fixate on tragedy? Ha. |
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The Hermit and The Hunk by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella's life hasn't always been easy. The circumstances of her past have resulted in her living a half-life hidden away behind locked doors. When her new, green-eyed neighbor moves in, will she be able to open her door, and her heart, wide enough to give them a chance at something wonderful?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,172 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 26335 - Favs: 7,575 - Follows: 6,927 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topsy-Turvy by TheFicChick reviews
"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13637 - Favs: 5,262 - Follows: 3,559 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19775 - Favs: 10,112 - Follows: 6,901 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4429 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12948 - Favs: 7,282 - Follows: 6,168 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Bleeding Slowly Toward Dusk: A Twilight Retelling reviews
A retelling of Twilight in which Bella (styled as Isobel) gets to be a character rather than a plot device, and Edward manages to avoid acting like a controlling and abusive predator. I don't know that this will ever be finished, but I can't say I never work on it, either. Begin at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 267,995 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Bella, Edward
Ghilal Elgaren reviews
Latha haunts Lavellan's dreams, claiming it is a reflection of Solas's love for her, but she wonders: can a spirit reflect a love as full of contradictions as Solas's without becoming corrupted? And, more importantly, how can she use Latha's knowledge of Solas to find him?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 170,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 5/23 - [Lavellan, Solas] - Complete
Lath Rosal'Suledin reviews
An attack on the Grand Cathedral in the name of Fen'Harel drives the Inquisitor to hunt him down. If he's decided to kill her, he's going to have to do it face to face. Ambiguous ending, since the official story isn't complete. Fills in scenes from the past, because I couldn't live without them.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,868 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 2/1 - [Solas, Lavellan] - Complete