Take note: in the charmingly jolly image, I am the ugly mug on the left. The super special awesome one on the right is my fiancee and Mist Guardian, Tilly.

So, I'm Clood, asshole mafia boss extraordinaire. Whilst I'd like to write an amazingly complex profile now on the spot, I can't foresee that happening. So, I shall merely state a few things and then let you judge me with whatever powers of judgment you posses. As previously stated, I am an asshole, so if I say I like your fic, I must really like it, as I am ridiculously picky. This probably stems from the fact that most of the characters and pairings I adore are not written by many people at all. However, do not expect me to have any kind of writing skill in return for my nitpicking - I do not posses any, meaning I am also rather hypocritical when I start slagging off peoples' fics. Though it's fun so I do it anyway CB

Right now, I am meant to be finishing what I have already started writing. However, because I am lazy as hell, this will not happen, and I will instead start on something entirely new and occasionally update the Kyuubi's Great Gender Exchange (which is really the only one I can stand rereading).

Obscure pairings which I'm rather fond of (they tend to be in descending order of adoration within their separate series), starting with Naruto: ItaOro, SasuOro, OroSasu, OroSaso, OroTsu, JiraOro, OroAnko, OroSaku, OroNeji (wao, what a whore you are, Oro... Also, I really, really want to read a MadaOro for some reason. Raep, anyone~? : D), KakaSaku. Then, from Reborn: XS, 10069, LussRyo, 6927, 8059, 8018, 6918, 6996. Those are my main pairing fandoms, but I'm also a super epic fan of Tango pair (Prince of Tennis), IsaDie (Trinity Blood), Yullen (DGM) and AkuRoku (guess where). More do exist, but it's too late for them to spring to mind and I am tired.

Currently writing: The Kyuubi's Great Gender Exchange chapter 5 and a previously unseen ItaOro monstrosity of many chapters (well, currently 5, but whatever...)

Currently awaiting: sympathy for the fact that I have Tietze Syndrome. Omigosh MOAR SYMPATHY FOR CLOOD.

"What Begins with Diet Coke" Stuff.

I am a lazy faggot, and so have not updated this in a very very very xepicamount long time. To satisfy your dissatisfaction at my idleness click me if you feel so inclined.

Tilly's Bit:

Name: Tilly
Rating: 5/5, on all accounts!
I am sheerly fabulous and full of pirate wisdom. Send me luff!