Okay...

This is for the strange people that want to know about me. Wow. What a waste of time. For you people, I mean. I'm sure you'd all rather be doing other stuff...

Anyway...

Name: ... just call me Ali if you want a name. Or Víra. Or Virali. I don't mind. I have many MANY names. The newest of which are Melody and Darling Dearest (don't ask).

Pen Name: Lady ElfDragon

Age: 164...nah, 18, actually...I still feel like I'm 11 years old... and no that is not a typo

Gender: Female (If you couldn't tell by my pen name. LADY.)

Nationality: Australians all let us rejoyce...how I dislike my national anthem...I'm so glad they're not going to make us sing it every week like in Primary School.

Loves: Umm... lots of stuff. Stuff includes: SHINY, reading (a lot. School gets in the way though), writing (duh), listening to and writing music (yeah, I know. I'm weird), anime, drawing, sleeping, eating, manga, Diablo 2 (a game), KingdomHearts (another game), SHINY STUFF, watching any anime that I happen upon (eheheh GO INUYASHA!), FinalFantasy6 (yeah, guess what? It's another GAME!) and definitely anything to do with Lord of the Rings. Oh, and Japanese. Yay for uni.

Dislikes:

When people read my fics and don't review (grrrrrrrrr) Nah... I LOVE YOU ALL!! XD

teasing/bulling (I went into depression in grade 8 coz of that...it was nasty...)

wars (death puts me off doing ANYTHING for hours)

when the library closes and I can't get any books (WAAAAAAHH! ME WAN' MY BOOKIES!)

School: this year has been hell for me...especially recently... Edit: GRADUATED! DANCEDANCE TIME!

when people laugh at my obsession with LOTR and anime.

LOUD Orlando Bloom obsessed people. They really bug me. I don't mind it if people like him and think he's hot, but when that's all you hear throughout LOTR when you're watching it with your friends it starts to get on your nerves. (Legolas is cool though - LIKE ALL ELVES AS A MATTER OF FACT!)

I am also currently teaching myself Quenya (and later, hopefully, Sindarin), so please don't get cranky if my High Elvish isn't all that crash hot.

I have a muse, Kaidrun. He doesn't really help much, but he's good for pretending to strangle people with. He's furry, silver and green and - when he wakes up enough - always hungry for carrots. Hmm. Strange. Kinda like myself actually... except for the carrots...I'm not furry, either. Or green. Or silver. Maybe we're not so alike after all...

Message me if there's any questions you want to ask about my fics or anything else.

I am really, very, very, VERY sorry to say that all fics are on hold...well, semi-hold if you count TBAGIME which I AM attempting to finish the next chapter of, I promise. But other than that I have no time to myself anymore, and although I am working on writing as much as I can, stupid school is getting in the way of EVERYTHING!! GAH!! Only a few weeks until things get sorted out, so I WILL update then. Or I shall be a very unhappy Víra. Who will make things EXPLODE!! HA! Edit: Well, that so didn't work...progress is slow but now that school is finished I shall endeavour to update stuff. I've got a new fanfic to post for my friend so when a chapter of that is done I'll post that and some other stuff...

Fanfictions:

To Be A Girl In Middle-Earth: :Currently being edited: This is the story of a girl called Rosalie (the character is based on myself. Go me)...or Víralaire or Víra. It's a Girl-ends-up-in-ME/Legomance fic so if you don't like don't read. The summary of my story is dumb because I had to stick a whole lot into a few sentences without giving away the entire plot. But according to my reviewers the fic is quite good. I'm ALWAYS happy when people read and review, so please do so. :) It will make me and my fic HAPPY :)

Theme/Genre: Fantasy (...it IS Lord Of The Rings, you know...), Action (because fights are shiny), Humour (because it's FUNNY! It even makes ME laugh!), ThingICan'tThinkOfAWordForAtTheMomentSoThisShallSuffice (because it does get serious at some points...but in a funny way...Víra always makes situations funny! Ehehehe...)

Main Characters: Víra (it's from her point of view), and basically all the Men and Elves and Dwarves and Dark Lords and Orcs and Hobbits in the LOTR films. And some from the books. And some I made up myself.

Storyline: HA HA! CAN'T TELL YOU! READ IT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW! ...Fine. I'll tell. A girl called Rosalie/Víra/Viralaire falls off a cliff and ends up in the world of Middle-Earth where she loses her memory, but gets it back eventually. She keeps blanking out at the most inconvenient of times and strange things keep happening around her whenever she speaks the language of the Elves (Quenya). Somehow, her carefree and fun-loving nature (along with her sarcasm and love of confusing people) keeps her sane (...or insane, depending who you ask). She journeys with the Fellowship in the hopes that Galadriel has the answers to her questions, and what she discovers changes her whole outlook on the world, her life and her identity. (Yes, I know. Not a very good sypnosis, but it's more informative than the evil other one. I can never get summaries to say what I want them to...:( )

Reviews: 654! YAY! Thank you to all those wonderful people who review my story! I LOVE YOOUUUUUUU!! COOKIES FOR ALL!!

Untitled: It's not really untitled - it's a sequel to TBAGIME. I do have a title but if I tell it it'll give away the whole of my first story. I'm sorry.

Theme/Genre: (See TBAGIME)

Main Characters: Um...Víra, obviously. And all the people/Elves/Hobbits/Dwarves/things that were in TBAGIME unless I don't need them...there may be a few new characters too...it all depends...

Storyline: -.- don't you people listen? If I can't give away the title, I'm obviously not going to give away the plot! Jeez... : P

Reviews: Um...If I haven't posted it, how am I supposed to get any reviews? There are 0 as of yet, duh.

To Imbue A Soul: :Soon to be rewritten, and on-hold until I finish watching the new anime, and finish the manga as well: Yousu, a half-demon. Kikyo sealed her away before she met Inuyasha. Kagome woke her before she released him. But Yousu's memory has faded over time, leaving her no knowledge of who or what she is, and nothing of her past... Okay. This is an Inuyasha anime fic that I thought would be quite good to do. It's about a half-demon called Yousu (which, incidentally, means 'element') who Kikyo tried to kill before she met Inuyasha and who Kagome awakens before she meets him (yes, very confising. It works out if you read it). When she wakes up she has no memory because she's been asleep for too long. She decides to go along with the IY gang, discovering her powers as a half-demon and remembering her memories as well. It sounds much better when you read it, so please do.

Theme/Genre: Think of the Inuyasha anime and manga. Now think of what kind of themes it has. There is your answer. :) Not...romance-y though...

Main Characters: Yousu, Inuyasha, Kagome, Kikyo, Kaede, Shippo, Miroku, Naraku, Sango, Kilala, Koga, Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, Kagura, Kanna, Muso, Eri, Yuka, Ayumi and anyone else in the Inuyasha anime that I've forgotten. Ah! Hojo! I forgot him... which isn't all THAT hard...

Storyline: Uhh... read the bit next to the title up there. That gives you a pretty good idea of it.

Reviews: 34! YAY! I'M GETTING MORE:)

Saigo: (Yet to be posted): A Beyblade fanfic I'm working on. Takes place mostly after the third Beyblade season (G-Rev), but also has some flashback-type material and explanations of why everything gets really messed up towards the end.

Theme/Genre: HUMOUR. And humour. And fun stuff. And some seriousness and romance. And HUMOUR. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.

Main Characters: Rei, Kai, Kasumi (OC), Nariko (another OC). Told from those four characters' points of view. But it will include practically ALL the characters from the entire Beyblade series, from all three seasons. And a few randoms. Can't live without the randoms.

Storyline: ...I'll get into that later. It is really just LAUGHS mixed with fluff and OCs and gets kinda messed up towards the end.

Reviews: ...

Namarie! Sayonara! And well done if you read this whole thing. TELEPATHIC CHOCOLATE TO ALL! And if you don't like chocolate, then HERE'S SOME RANDOM THING I KNOW YOU WILL LOVE:)