PENG: CHAPTER 07: ANGLO-DEUTSCH | BY TWISTED ETERNAL WOLVETTA
Shizuru cast her gaze upon the sky, under Sunne she speck: "Unto fortnight Iċ sah einen blauen pinguin." Ach! For ho schaute Natsuki falter, for sie ist eine monströse bird of prey! Natsuki tumbled upon rocks, fallen in ozean alow. Ah, nochmal die angst induced Shizuru's heorte. Natsuki shalt flee von ihr! 'Twasn't even midnight! "Natsuki!" She biddan. "Lass mich nicht, mé brýdlufe!"
Dropping the book on her office desk and sat in her trusty trolley, Natsuki Kruger stared at the text. "...What the fuck?"
A/N: Don't ask. I duct taped German together with Old, Middle and Modern English. I had a blast writing this. Internet points if anyone can understand what the fuck's going on. But, basically, Natsuki's a penguin. Yeah. A penguin. Kruger more or less read some Backstage fanfiction.