Two years after becoming Alola's first champion, Moon didn't expect to be scraping a living in Unova's largest city, struggling to care for her pokemon and to support her mother. It takes a chance encounter with an old friend to turn things around.

AU crack fic based in Sinnoh. This will be your how to guide for dealing with unrealistically overpowered rivals, or at least how to annoy them enough to make them leave you alone. A story about the poor sod whose rival is a Mary Sue. This story is not meant to offend anybody; it's just meant to be a funny thinking exercise.

Everyone knew that Pidove sang, but it was only a shame that their beautiful songs went unheard by the masses.