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Author has written 23 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Everybody Loves Raymond, Harry Potter, and Castle. Updated as of 10-22-12: Yeah, so, right now in terms of my Fanfiction efforts, I'm focusing more on prank-themed stories, and plan to for the forseeable future. In terms of humor, I find it to be my favorite sub-genre, and I can't get enough of them. :) You may see similarly-themed challenges by me in the HPFF Challenges Forum, and if you stumble across one that strikes your interest, then I encourage you to take it up! ;) At the moment, I'm focusing on a story entitled "The Chaos of the Kinder Class", which is a joint effort by me and Blackwolf-20, and also serves as a sequel to Blackwolf's "Mishaps of the Mini Ministry." I'm having a blast working on it. :D Now, that said, does that mean I've given up on "Harry Potter and the Fortress of Shadows"? No, I plan on coming back to it (when, I'm not sure), but it is NOT dead. My main ship is Harry/Hermione and I generally write two kinds of fics: action/adventure and extreme humor (i.e. stories with pranks). My likes/hobbies are movies and writing. I hope you enjoy any stories of mine that you read! |
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Four Against One by Alyssa86InMN reviews
Kate helps out Lanie with her niece's slumber party, only to get pranked by the girls.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Rick C., Kate B., Lanie P. - Complete
Harry the Manny by Marsetta reviews
Harry was bored. Life as a multimillionaire sucks. And he can't find a job in the wizarding world. What is a guy to do? Get a job in the muggle world of course. Harry decides to take Draco up on his offer. Slash is mentioned. Harry is not gay. If you read any of my other stories then you will know who is... Also the pranks are... well... pg13 rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P.
The Mishaps of the Mini Ministry by Blackwolf-20 reviews
Hermione recently took up a job babysitting young witches and wizards at the Ministry's new day care. What she believes will be a piece of cauldron cake, quickly becomes a challenge of horrors and insane pranks. Challenge for La z boy "The Little Brats".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Prank Day by CinnamonChix reviews
Fred and George decide to hold a weekly "Prank Day", which means disaster for many.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Fred W., George W.
Brats by Fire-Feather Marauder reviews
A little story that I wrote at the suggestion of a friend and as a gift to him. Harry has to babysit a handful of little brats...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P.
Weasley Trouble by Thanatos Angelos Girl reviews
When Ron and Ginny decide to help Hermione after a few drops of De-aging Potion will the events be more helpful or absolutely embarrasing? Prank fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Lacerta Means Lizard by Draco-Hermy reviews
This is for the Romance Is a Battle Challenge and the Dating a Death Eater Challenge. Hermione visits Draco's home for a week in the summer, since she's dating him. But Draco's little sister, Lacerta, won't accept that fact without a fight...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Babysitting Nightmare by Falconflight reviews
Harry agrees to babysit Cho Chang's younger sister, Lee Chang. Things are disasterous. Actually, disasterous is an understatement. In Harry's memories, babysitting little Lee Chang was almost as terrifing as battling Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Nanny by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella's thirty and struggling to get a job. When she drunkenly stumbles onto Edward Cullen's doorstep, he mistakes her for a full-time nanny and hires her. But there's two problems: Bella falls hard for Edward and she's the nanny of 8 kids who hate her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,352 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Eve by Mystic25 reviews
A Christams spent at the Weasely's two years after the battle in Deathly Hallows Alternate Universe. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 1,108 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Together Forever by silverbullet-1st reviews
When Hermione spends a week at the Dursleys with Harry the two friends grow close...Then they go back to Hogwarts and Harry must deal with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wedding of the Century by Starlight623 reviews
Harry and Hermione just want a simple wedding. Too bad no one they know is going to agree to that. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,802 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HP Boy Who Lives summer before 7th year by Cindra reviews
Part one of my HP saga its summer of 7th yr Harry deals with the aftermath of defeating Voldemort. He has to pick up the pieces of his life, with Hermione and see where it is that he fits in his world. AU/OOC/HEA story not canon by any means! (Undergoing revision)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 323,122 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 7/21/2004 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
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All Tricks and No Treats reviews
Beckett is forced into chaperoning an elementary school Halloween party, coming across a familiar face or two in the process. But things don't exactly go smoothly for her. Castle Halloween Bash 2015 Entry.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Complete
Child's Play reviews
An AU version of episode 7x04, where Beckett's the one to go investigating in the 2nd Grade classroom instead of Castle, and doing so without another teacher to help her. Unfortunately for her, she also must deal with humiliating prank after humiliating prank from the mischievous kids.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Complete
A Dog of a Weekend reviews
When Harry volunteered to dog-sit Fang for the weekend, he thought it was going to be a piece of cauldron cake. He soon discovers just how wrong he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
Beckett the Babysitter reviews
Beckett is enlisted by Captain Gates to act as babysitter to the two children of an important witness about to testify. And all of her tough NYPD Detective resolve may not be enough to get her through a day with two kids who don't appreciate having a strange new sitter thrust upon them and are making that fact obvious to Beckett. Rating may go up.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014
Welcome To The Family reviews
It's Jack Weasley's birthday weekend and he's excited to see his favorite cousin Ron. But he and his sister Abby are NOT so thrilled that he brought his girlfriend Hermione, who they believe stole him away. And it's Jack and Abby's intention to "help" Ron out...which only means trouble and humiliation for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., OC
The Chaos of the Kinder Class reviews
After the mishaps at the Mini Ministry, Hermione is called upon to rectify her "mistakes" by becoming a temporary teacher for a Wizarding kindergarten class. The only problem? This class has some...familiar faces. Sequel to "The Mishaps of the Mini Ministry" by Blackwolf-20, who is also co-author for this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,599 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Misadventures in Babysitting reviews
Hermione's American cousins come to visit for the summer, but due to unforseen circumstances, Hermione ends up babysitting them for the whole summer. And her cousins are making it hard for her, so she calls in the help of Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Hates Babysitting reviews
Harry finds himself once again babysitting the mischievous Phillip and Felicia. But this time, there's also Tom and Madison, two other kids who want in on the chaos from last time. For the Ultimate Humiliation Challenge. Sequel to Harry Potter: The Boy Who Babysits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., OC
Bare Babysitting reviews
Hermione's offer to do a bit of babysitting for her boss soon turns into her worst nightmare, especially after the loss of her clothes. Rated M for nudity. For Blackwolf's Bare It All Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
To Prank A Potter reviews
In his 7th year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy becomes the temporary guardian of the son of a dead Death Eater. And together, the two of them set out to make Harry's year a living hell through endless pranks. Joint fic with me and Thanatos Angelos Girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., OC
Babysitting Mishaps reviews
When Hermione is forced to babysit Malfoy's younger sister, trouble is bound to ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Hermione G.
One Small Favor reviews
Daniel Wood, son of Oliver Wood, loves Quidditch and Ron, but he's not too fond of Harry and Hermione...and whoever he's not fond of always falls victim to pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
The TorMentor Program reviews
Who is the new First Year named Kendra Banks? And why exactly is she so determined to make Hermione's life a living hell after they've been paired together for the new Mentor Program at Hogwarts? R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Act Your Age reviews
After a De-Aging Potion de-ages Fred, George, Ron & Ginny by 10 years, Hermione must survive an afternoon of pranks and mayhem. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fortress of Shadows reviews
Harry and Hermione's efforts to find The Brotherhood of the Black Serpent lead them on a quest to uncover the mysterious Fortress of Shadows. But that requires them facing off against a sinister Dark Witch with a dangerous motivation. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
All Hallow's Eve reviews
In response to Zombie Reine's Halloween Competition. What does an elementary school Halloween party, the Book of the Devil, and an 8 year-old girl have in common? Harry and Hermione are about to find out. One-shot. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Book Of Merlin reviews
Harry and Hermione embark on a mission to find a fabled book of vast power before a mysterious group of Dark Wizards who have been growing in power ever since Lord Voldemort's downfall get to it. HHr. PostDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Calypso's Fury reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth and the crew battle the sea goddess Calypso in Singapore and confront vicious Chinese pirates along the way. Intentionally vague to make you interested.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,804 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Brat reviews
Debra Barone takes a babysitting job for a weekend that turns out to be the babysitting job from hell.
Everybody Loves Raymond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
POTC: Cortez's Uncharted Islands reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth & Bootstrap must infiltrate a clandestine society known as The Clan Of Cortez while trying to find the killer of Weatherby Swann and what The Clan protects. Full Summ. Inside!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,152 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Amulet Of Atlantis reviews
Jack, Will, & Elizabeth along with their son must obtain a mystical artifact of great power and defeat the evil Henry Morgan, or face the destruction of the Caribbean as they know it. Full Summ. Inside R&R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Bermudan Treasure reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth and the crew must find the legendary treasure of the Bermuda Triangle and defeat the bloodthirsty Blackbeard. Full Summary Inside. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,744 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End reviews
The crew of the Black Pearl sail under the command of Captain Barbossa to World's End. But after Jack shows up unexpectedly, they discover the real reason behind the journey. WE. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,664 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete