Jasper: Okay, we're all checked out. Are you ready to go?
Alice: Yeah, we're ready to… *suddenly freezes up*
Bella: Did she have to have a vision right now?
Jasper: She can't control when she gets them, they just happen.
Alice: *unfreezes* …go *sees the two of them staring at her* I guess you guys saw that, didn't you?
Bella: It was kind of obvious, yes.
Jasper: What did you see?
Alice: *knowing damn well what she saw* Ah…nothing important.
Jasper: You know I can sense when you're lying, right?
Alice: Hey, let's get Bella to the airport so we can meet up with the others *immediately leaves the room*
Jasper: What is she hiding?
Bella: Nothing, let's go *also leaves*
Jasper: Correction: what are THEY hiding?
*at the airport*
Alice: Ooh, looks like Edward's flight is going to arrive ten minutes earlier than expected. Hey Bella, did you want to get yourself some breakfast before he gets here?
Bella: Uhh…sure. Let's see what they've…
Jasper: I'll take you. I have a feeling you two are up to something.
Alice: What, us? Never.
Jasper: Look, Edward will be rather pissed if something happened to Bella…
Bella: He can actually get angry?
Jasper: …so I'll take her to make sure she doesn't leave my sight *takes Bella with him towards some cafes*
Bella: Not this one…or this one…or this one…
Jasper: You gotta pick one of them.
Bella: What if I don't like any of the stuff they sell?
Jasper: That one has bacon pancakes. They're making bacon pancakes. They take the bacon and they put it in a pancake…
Bella: Yes, I get it. Hey, do you mind if I quickly go to the bathroom?
Jasper: Hmm… *eyes narrowing*
Bella: What, do you think there's a second entrance to this bathroom that I'm gonna sneak away through?
Jasper: That's kinda what I'm thinking, yes.
Bella: Well… *runs into the bathroom*
Jasper: *sigh* She knows I can move faster than the human eye can track, right? *runs around to the other exit*
Bella: *leaving the way she came in* Little did he know I was planning for him to do that. Now, to go meet the tracker.
*about an hour later, at the ballet studio*
Bella: Mum? Are you in here?
Renee: Bella? Bella? Are you there? Bella? Bella? Where are… *suddenly cut off*
James: *coming out of a shadow* Holy shit, you fell for that?
Bella: Nah, I figured it was a recording from the phone call. And the fact you had no idea who Phil was. And the fact that her voice literally sounded like it was recorded on an old VHS tape. Seriously, did you think anyone would fall for that?
James: And yet, you came here. Straight here. I'm honestly not sure how you knew I'd be here, of all the places in Phoenix.
Bella: Alice saw this place in a vision.
James: …what?
Bella: Yeah, she has the power of premonition, and saw you in this place.
James: You're telling me this NOW?! Your vampire boyfriend is probably on his way here as we speak. I was hoping to take my time with this. Now I'm going to fail my second hunt in two hundred years.
Bella: Who was the first?
James: You're not gonna believe it, but that short-haired girl from the clearing? I was going to kill her as a human before a doctor changed her. So I killed the doctor.
Bella: Huh, small world. And I see you're recording this *points at a camera*
James: Well, yeah. These are always great masturbatory material.
Bella: Gross. But anyway, this all part of my plan.
James: …huh?
Bella: Complete immortality, superspeed, superstrength, possibly some kind of extra power? I figure I'll get bitten at some point during this confrontation, but by then the others will be here to kick your ass, and by the time they check on me, it'll be too late and I'll have all that power *taking a step towards James* Do it. Make me unstoppable.
James: …you're fucking insane. I have to stop you *picks up Bella and throws her at a mirror, smashing it*
Bella: Harder daddy.
James: *leaning over her* You're too dangerous to be kept ali… *Bella shoves her hand into James's mouth while he's talking, causing him to bite her* Now look what you made me do.
Bella: Good.
James: *raising his foot above her head* Goodbye.