Bella: So that's it. That's how I died. I mean, I guess it could have been worse. I did die pissing off an immortal, so I guess that counts for something. Not that anyone will ever know that, since he'll cover my death up any way he…
?: Bella?
Bella: What the hell was that? Eh, probably nothing. Anyway, as I was saying, my death will probably just be recorded as an assault or kidnapping or something boring like…
?: Bella? Are you okay?
Bella: Damn it Edward, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to…wait, Edward? *opens her eyes* How the hell did you find me?
Edward: Alice told us.
Bella: Alice? *looks over at her*
Alice: I'm sorry Bella, I thought there'd be more traffic…
Edward: What I think she means is, she's sorry she let you out of her sight so that James could kidnap you, and that we were only held up because Alice was panicking that there'd be too much traffic and that we wouldn't make it in time.
Bella: …sure, why not?
Carlisle: Edward, she hasn't been changed to a vampire yet, but she's been bitten.
Edward: Can't you suck the venom out?
Carlisle: No, no, I'm…squeamish.
Bella: Aren't you a doctor?
Edward: Don't worry Carlisle, I can do it for you *bends down and starts sucking the wound on Bella's hand*
Alice: I'm not entirely sure that'll work. Maybe she'll just have to become a vampire. I mean, it'll clear up some problems later on, and…
Edward: It's working, her blood tastes clean now.
Alice: *sounding disappointed* …oh… *trying to sound enthusiastic* …that's great…
Carlisle: That actually works? I honestly didn't think it would. Now what are we supposed to do about the half-gallon she's already lost?
Bella: The WHAT?! *sees how much she's already lost* Well, shi… *passes out*