What do you want to know? I'm 35 year-old married artist from the Ohio Valley. I love crossword puzzles and board games. My favorite show on TV is Criminal Minds but I am also a fan of the BBC and the big three, SuperWhoLock.

I am fluent in English, American Sign Language, sarcasm, sexual innuendos, corny puns, snappy comebacks, and random movie/TV quotes. I also know quite a bit of Spanish and Japanese.

I have been with my husband for 13 years, married 9. My husband is broody and serious like Aaron Hotchner, strong and protective like Derek Morgan, and smart and nerdy like Spencer Reid. We don't have children yet (not by choice) but I see him with my little cousins and he loves kids and they love him. What stands us apart is our height. I'm 4'11 and he's 6'4.

We also love animals. We have 5 cats: Guenhwyvar, Oliver, Sammy, Buddi, and Kensi, and two puppies, Pepper and Ryder

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Favorites

Color: Pink

Sport/Team: Football/Colts

Hobby: Geocaching, writing (duh), reading, cosplay

Food: Cheese

Junk food: Ice Cream, sugar cream pie

Book: Harry Potter series, Robert Langdon series

Movie: Ever After, Forrest Gump, E.T.

Game: Space Fluxx, Cards Against Humanity

Musician/Band: Journey

Song: "Demons" by Imagine Dragons

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Randomness

Was accepted to culinary school but didn't go because I hate cooking for strangers

Wrote for school newspapers from 4th grade to 12th. Was also on yearbook, Spanish Club, FBLA, Drama Club, show choir, D.A.R.E., and student teaching.

Lettered in swimming

When I student-taught 4th grade there were 5 kids in my class taller than me.

Was voted "Least Changed" at my 10 year class reunion.

Allergic to cherries, raspberries, honey, bees, pollen, and mold. My husband is allergic to bananas, watermelon, cantaloupe, and honeydew. Neither of us is allergic to poison ivy.

Had mono the summer after graduating. Also had my tonsils removed that summer. Was sick for almost 6 months.

Witnessed 5 tornadoes and countless funnel clouds.

Been in 3 car accidents. Each time I was riding shotgun and was hurt.

Was also in a snowmobile accident as a kid. Walked away with a twisted ankle.

Was accidentally hit on the face with a wooden baseball bat by my older brother. Broke my nose and glasses.

Been wearing glasses since age 2

Met my husband at a workplace. He actually worked under me for over a year.

Has blonde hair and blue eyes

Has donated over 60" of hair for charity thus far

Was not accepted into the armed forces because of asthma and allergies

Has 9 piercings and 2 tattoos

Husband and I spent part of our honeymoon at Universal Studios in Florida.

Husband can trace his lineage directly back to a past president.

There were more kids in my graduating class than my husband's entire high school.

Has a fear of elevators, which currently has no proper name.

I an Lutheran and quite conservative.

People find that odd because I have body art, piercings, and have a penchant for unusual hair colors and fanciful things.

Has a bit of OCD. I have to eat finger foods in pairs. I have to get the second item on the shelf at the store. If there is only one item there I won't buy it.

Has the INFJ personality type, which is the rarest. Less than 2% of the population has it.