Yes, this is HotPinkMonster's new account. No, I've unfortunately not been murdered . . . yet.

YOSH, MINNA-SAN!!! To know why Pinky-chan (i.e., obviously, ME) is using another account is a sad, tragic, frustrating story. However, I shall briefly explain it to you all!

Step 1 - My gmail account got destroyed by a malicious hacker.

Step 2 - All the documents and websites I had tied with that account were, obviously, severed in the process.

Yes, yes, that is all! What do you mean that's a pathetic backstory?!

So my friend (known as Belladonna Swan) kindly gifted me her account since she doesn't use it anymore. So from now on, I'll be using this. I HOPE EVERYTHING'S CLEAR, PUNKS?!

(coughs)

That's all. Bye for now.

We asked a few people what they have to say about Pinky-

"She's cute but she's got a shit personality." - Friends

When will you get a boyfriend?! Green Naruto and Angry German kid are NOT boyfriends!" - Mom

". . . She bit me once. It was . . . NOT AT ALL GREAT, OKAY?! That girl's got fucking shark teeth!" - Ex-boyfriend

"Pinky, can you PLEASE not give anime references in your assignments for ONCE?" - English Lit. Professor

"BOW WOW! BOWWBOWWBOWWWWOWOWOW!" - Dog

"I LOVE PINKY! I THINK SHE'S A FABULOUS PERSON! I'd love to date her!" - Midoriya Izuku (source uncredited)

"Damn, before that girl came into my life, all I thought about were those fucking Titans. She saved me. I owe my heart to her." - Eren Jaeger (source uncredited)

". . . You doctor yet?" - Annoying aunt who no one likes

CLASS 1-A

Seat 1 - Ninomae Chimon - Quirk: Resize - Seiyuu: Takayama Minami - Sender: Arrow-chan3

"SEE? SEE? I TOLD YOU I JUST SAW A FLYING RADISH! Wait, radishes can fly? Now that I think of it that's pretty strange. Or could it be that this is actually a si– BLEH! I BIT MY TONGUE!"

Seat 2 - Yokaso Naraku - Quirk: Digital Devil - Seiyuu: Ishida Akira - Sender: AtlasJoule

“So . . . you wish to anger a devil, hmm? Don’t blame me for what happens next!”

Seat 3 - Neko Arashi - Quirk: Energised Cheetah - Seiyuu: Toyama Nao - Sender: Eth-Kirbz

“Thought you could take on the pawdator? Prey like YOU end up on our plate!"

Seat 4 - Tsuyo Yuriko - Quirk: Matter of Perspective - Seiyuu: Nagaku Yuki - Sender: Flaming Fate Zero

"What do you mean you're perfect?! There's just one of me."

Seat 5 - Saiai Kiraitatakai - Quirk: Antivax - Seiyuu: Kamiya Hiroshi - Sender: Insanity’s Jewel

"That's it, everyone, you're all doing amazing! Furui-kun, amazing form! Momoi-chan, perfect use of your Quirk!"

Seat 6 - Ichimatsu Tsumiki - Quirk: All the King’s Men - Seiyuu: Yuki Kana - Sender: Hit-or-Mish

“This isn’t just a toad. Behold your new son! Bestow upon him a new name to celebrate this joyous occasion.”

Seat 7 - Kozuki Ozdoyev - Quirk: Shadow Swarm - Seiyuu: Fukuyama Jun - Sender: TheStuffILike

“The crowd is tossing tomatoes at me and booing but I'm perfectly aware of it.”

Seat 8 - Tadakuni Yuuma - Quirk: Animaniac - Seiyuu: Ise Mariya - Sender: Monty’s Cloudy Day

“You’re right! I’m gonna show those haters how it’s done by hating myself the most!”

Seat 9 - Shiraishi Kohaku - Quirk: Star Weaver - Seiyuu: Suwabe Junichi - Sender: Zeryas

"It's not self-sacrifice if there was nothing to sacrifice in the first place."

Seat 10 - Takao Izon - Quirk: Hard Bone - Seiyuu: Romi Park - Sender: Coffee Swirl

"I don't need any damn help from you!"

Seat 11 - Gensha Jichi - Quirk: Autotrophy - Seiyuu: Taichi You - Sender: ThalioTP

"That's odd. I've added exactly 1.50 centimeters to the circumference of the exhaust, replaced dynamo, and made perfect calculations on the static compressive ratio. Perhaps I need to run diagnostics the third time . . ."

Seat 12 - Momoi Koi - Quirk: Accelerevise - Seiyuu: Hanazawa Kana - Sender: heartattak

"MmmmmmMMMaheheehehehe~ you mad me angri, hehehhe~."

Seat 13 - Furui Mamoru - Quirk: Lightbind - Seiyuu: Yamashita Daiki - Sender: Zero-tan

“My hair . . .? Yeah, my mom cuts it for me! Eh?! Why are you laughing?!”

Seat 14 - Misahi Shinya - Quirk: Reconfiguration - Seiyuu: Hanae Natsuki - Sender: Butterfly Chikage

“No one here appreciates me. It’s rude. Who raised you?! . . . Oh, right, I did. OMG! Does that mean I’m a bad parent?!”

Seat 15 - Kichisaburo Shira - Quirk: Platinum Panic - Seiyuu: Ishikawa Yui - Sender: The Bear That Never Roared

“I had an introductory card that I seem to have misplaced at home, unfortunately. Therefore, I have nothing of interest to say."

Seat 16 - Hisono Ward - Quirk: Blood Eyes (?) - Seiyuu: Kishio Daisuke - Sender: seasel

“Listen to me, my fellow gentlemen. BLUSHING GIRLS ARE JUSTICE!”

Seat 17 - Yoroi Homura - Quirk: Monster (?) - Seiyuu: Yuzuki Ryoka - Sender: KawaiiPinky

“SENSEI. Yeah, sorry if I’m bothering you but I came to ask for a class change application.”

Seat 18 - Unjou Yomi - Quirk: Fate Loom - Seiyuu: Kito Akari - Sender: nerfherder-han

“I promised I’d be her hero! Just like HE was! And . . . AND I’M NOT GIVING UP!”

Seat 19 - Kayama Rikimaru - Quirk: Amorous Asphyxiation - Seiyuu: Ono Daisuke - Sender: Empress Aphrodisia

“Maybe . . . if I were to show a little skin, you'd find that you'd be a lot more willing to cooperate?

Seat 20 - Kamishiro Katsu - Quirk: Siren Shark - Seiyuu: Takeuchi Shunsuke - Sender: OrdinalDragoon

"Okay, let me get this straight. Because you . . . like me . . . essentially you want to fuck a Shark then?"