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About me: I am a happily married woman with kids. I'm a Christian, but I honestly don't give my opinions on much in that regard unless someone asks. Most people aren't looking for my opinion of their thoughts and behavior, so why force it on them?

people tell me I'm funny, and I like making people laugh. Spent my high school career being buried in Theater and Audition Chior... And books. Pretty sure at one point my family could only identify me by the book pasted to my face.

I am tall. I thank the tall people who came before, and made it necessary to put foam pads above bus doors. Thank you for the sacrifice of your foreheads, that I might not damage mine.

i come from a blended family who also chose to foster and adopt. We had 9 kids at one point.

Im told I'm honest to a fault, and I have worked very hard to install some form of filter on what I say and do. Also told that I wear my heart on my sleeve, that no one is in doubt of what I'm thinking.

what I know for certain is that I don't give a flying-leap about what over 99% of the population thinks. The few people who make that list, still only get so much "careing about what is said or done" before I bother to loose sleep over something.

-my family is fed, clothed, and protected

-my bills are paid

Anything that doesn't make that list isn't a worry, and anything that interferes with it is taken care of. Plain and simple.

I've never been outside of America, or even off the continent. I like learning about Language and Culture of all kinds. I have a fair knowledge of American sign-Language, a small knowledge of Mexican-American Spanish, and my only fluent language is my primary: English (the accent-less North-Western American kind.. Like your weatherman).

Age: 25

Favorite anime: Naruto, Swor Art Online, Shokugeki no Souma (Food Wars)

Favorite Books: The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, the Dragon Song Trilogy by Anne McCaffery, The Sword of Shannara Series by Terry Brooks, The Circle Trilogy by Tedd Dekkar, The Shack, A Voice in the Wind by Francine Rivers, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Prequel, The Phantom Toll Booth, anything written by Roald Dohl, anything written by Shell Silverstine, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The InkHeart series, the Transal Saga, Last of the Breed by Louis L'Amour,

Favorite Movies: RED, Glory, Ultra Violet, Eon Flux, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Stardust, Avatar, A Walk to Remember, the Book of Elijah, Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes (Robet Downey Junior), Star Wars, Final Fantasy VII, Ip Man, Secret directed by Jay Chou, Monte Python and the Holy Grail, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Robin Hood (Russle Crowe), Les 'Miserables, Singing in the Rain, The Swan Princess,

Favorite Videogames: Lost Odessey, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, All Call of Duty from Black Ops II and back, Battle Feild, Minecraft (before it was cool), Tetris, Kung-Fu Chaos, Zelda, Donkey Kong Country, Paper Boy, Tony Hawk Pro Skate, Blaster Ball, Sacred 2, Portal (before it was cool), BorderLands, Halo, Burn Out, Viva PiƱata

Favorite PC Games: Minecraft, Bowmaster Prelude, Runescape (before the Grand Exchange), Adventur Quest, Peasants Quest,

-if it wasn't for the fact that my fight/flight reflex is wound too tight, I'd be great at Videogames. This unfortunately means, that on top of jump-scares, any sudden change can cause me to scream and drop the controller. And, with the exception of music, my timing stinks, so timing based games don't do it for me... This also extends to horror and suspense films and books. I'm just too jumpy.

most of my Gaming life has been as a back-seat gamer with great internal mapping, and attention to usually missed details.

Favorite Tv Shows: The Fresh Prince of Belaire, George Lopez, Sherlock, Bones, Dr Quinn Medice woman,

Favorite Cartoons: Avatar: the Last Airbender, SpongeBob (the early stuff), Courage the Cowardly Dog, anything that played on Boomerang, Justice Leauge,

Favorite food: Pizza.. You can put LITERALLY anything on it, and still call it a pizza.

Favorite Genres: Comedy, Adventure, Action, Romance, Drama

As of yet, I have not created any works of Fiction (fan or otherwise). I do however, greatly appreciate the amount of creativity, and effort that goes into putting people's works on this public site. And since this site is called 'FanFiction', and not 'FanFact', I find myself significantly upset at Flamers. I have the ability to not give a rip about other people's opinions, but not everyone works that way. It can cause people who may have great ideas to abandon projects because of the rude and hurtful opinions of others.

now, maybe this is a good crucible for people to grow some spine, but I don't think that's a good trade off for what could be works appreciated by someone else. It's just fiction based on fiction y'all. Calm down and take a seat, or (Gasp!) go read something else. No one is forcing you to read it.

while I haven't written any works worthy of note, I'm a budding poet with a decent reading level (my only poetic creations can be found below). Can't spell for crap (thank God for Google) but I do have a high reading level, and a good grasp of grammar and punctuation. For anyone looking for help in these areas, feel free to PM me.

I also have a self-awarded degree in Bull-Shit literature.. Meaning I can fill some pages with detail, and expounding so long as someone gives me an idea with which to write about. If someone can use this skill of mine, feel free to PM me.

my overall experience with FanFiction.net is pretty narrow, because I've only ever been a fanatic about 3 stories: Eragon, Avatar the Last Airbender, and recently Naruto.

of course I have my favorite pairings in each story, but I'm fairly open to people's creativity.

if ever I make a suggestion/comment/review on any of your works: feel free to disregard me! I am no one, and it's what YOU want.. I'm just along to enjoy the reading.

My Creations:

Note: please don't steal my work, I put it here in good faith, and if you wish to use it, ask.

Contentment

Would that you could

have fins to swim the sea

You would find that you long

For legs to run

and arms to climb

That you might venture upon lands unclaimed

And could that you might

Have arms to climb

And legs to run

You would find that you long

For the wings to soar

That you may fly to heights

unseen

But might that you would

Have the wings to soar

You would find that you long

For the fins to swim the sea

That you may find treasures unknown

Yet would that you could

And might that you may

See through the eye that you wish

You would never find peace

Pining for a different life

Unlead

The Mourning Sun

Breaking the dawn

In crimson hue

Only just touching the horizon

Barred by clouds

In thunderous cry

Only here drenching the ground

Searching for you

In sorrowed grief

Only now saying good bye

Laying you down

In barrow mound

Only to mark your rest

Kissing the earth

Once more descending

A vermillion farewell to you

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Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 946,957 - Reviews: 4681 - Favs: 4,039 - Follows: 4,183 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Quietus by Seraphina Scribes reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 1,314,530 - Reviews: 15264 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 4,924 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 417,924 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 5,532 - Follows: 5,578 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Cursed Kiss by alwaysZutarian reviews
Cursed to live with the body of a fearsome beast, Zuko hid from a cruel world that would not hesitate to destroy him, consumed with rage for those who had betrayed him, resigned to a lifetime of solitude. But then a ray of hope came in the form of a beautiful, blue-eyed woman. Could she look beyond his physical appearance and break his curse? Or would he forever remain alone? AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 135,757 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Zuko, Katara]
Nari by bch1993 reviews
Nari (Fem!Eragon) is different from the rest of her village. Most girls her age are wearing pretty dresses and preparing for marriage. Nari, on the other hand, goes out hunting in the Spine, barters with Sloan, and avoids talks of marriage (with Roran's help). On one of her hunting trips, Nari finds a strange stone. ADOPTED from Terri Jones.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,249 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh, Brom
Naruto's Flirtatious Feline by agitosgirl reviews
While on his first mission since his training trip, Naruto runs into a bit of a problem. He meets an odd girl with cat ears and a tail. She's attractive, perky, and very deadly. She also appears to be very misinformed. What's a guy to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,313 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
My Heart Burns for You by alwaysZutarian reviews
Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many obstacles, Zuko and Katara realize that whom their hearts truly burn for is one another. Can they love each other knowing they will hurt those that love them? What will become of them when a new enemy appears with a vengeful plot to destroy everything they had worked for to bring peace?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 917,611 - Reviews: 7088 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 9/8/2008 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
The Honoured Guest by Ziltoid reviews
What if Naruto's childhood had gone differently? After an incident, Naruto grows up as the guest of the Hyuga clan, though he is more interested in the legacy of his clan, and dreams of becoming Hokage. But there is always a certain fox in his way...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 559,443 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 3,469 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Our Ninja Way by Just Retribution reviews
During the battle with Pain, Naruto hears Hinata's confession. Now, with the upcoming war looming he must decide if love will make him stronger, or lead to his downfall. But war isn't the only problem as his home becomes threatened by one of its' oldest clans. New alliances will have to be forged and an old family reunited if the Hidden Leaf is to survive. seal-savy/mature/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 439,578 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Snow Angels by DeisuiNeko reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War has been over for more than 2 years and now it is the holiday season and Naruto is not looking forward to yet another year alone especially now that Sakura and Sasuke are an item. Will a certain pale-eyed girl be able to save him from his self-destructive path before it is too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 403,130 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
They say the World was built for two by AryaNuanen reviews
After being more disappointed of the end of Arya and Eragon than I can say, I will now try to write on their way to their "epic romance", even though it won't be as smooth as some others might think it to be.. Rating will change AXE
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,769 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Arya, Eragon S.
Cruel Fate, Kind Destiny by WesDunne reviews
A single act of kindness can ripple outward, like a stone cast into still water. When Naruto is taken in by Iruka at a young age, his life changes in ways he never could have imagined. From the untold days of Naruto's youth, small ripples will become waves to alter the destinies of those around him. AU rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 400,026 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Namikaze Legend by Blackwolf501 reviews
In a twist of fate, Tobirama's only child survives and the Senju legacy continued. Years have passed since, and now two brothers have rose again to shake the entire world with their power, only this time they have the powers of both the Uchiha and Senju. NarutoXKushina, NaruHarem, ItachiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 92 - Words: 400,681 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5628 - Favs: 12,189 - Follows: 7,274 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
ANBU by God Amongst Mere Mortals reviews
Tsunade's death sets off a chain reaction that disillusions Naruto's perception of the shinobi world and forces Hinata to abandon her faith in love and become her own person. Sometimes, love destroys more than it creates. Can they reclaim their old dreams and achieve their new ones when they're partnered in the ANBU? A redemption story. Eventual god-like Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 247,524 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Fire of Love by Mark Silverwing reviews
The beginning of the long and epic romance of Eragon and Arya: While love isn't always what it seems to be and must begin somewhere. Never before has there been one that loves so much, but started with so little. Watch as their love blooms slowly like a flower, the seven petals are slowly falling until it shines for all to see. Wait, watch and learn as finally it can be set free.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,950 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Eragon S., Arya
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Hinata and Naruto Lemon by TheDancingKiller reviews
I dont own nothing...also this is rated M for a reason..this is graphic and mature one shot...please dont read if your under the age of 15 years of age.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 237 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Gifts of the Fox reviews
Being the Container of the Nine-tailed Fox comes with some interesting bonuses. The Re-sealing of the Kyuubi didn't quite go as expected... and Kushina's gong to help Naruto however she can with his burden, even if it's behind the seal with the Fox Himself! Rated M for suggestions, or Descriptions Naru-Hina/Kushi-Kyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/1/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U., OC