i.love.an.idiothide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Fallout, and Divergent Trilogy. I'm a 30 year old kid from Ohio. I'm always looking for something new to read and grateful for suggestions. I want you to meet my loves, in no particular order. I believe this list says a lot about me. Mostly, that I'm certified trash. -Kylo Ren (Star Wars) x Rey -Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead) x Beth Greene -Arthur Maxson (Fallout 4) x Sole Survivor -Cato (The Hunger Games) x Katniss -Bellamy Blake (The 100) x Clarke Griffin -Vulpes Inculta (Fallout: New Vegas) x Courier -Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter) x Ginny Weasley -Eric (Divergent) x Tris Prior |
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A Pirate's Life for Me by Heartlocket1004 reviews
Annalise Swann is almost identical to her twin sister, Elizabeth, not in looks but in her fascination for the sea. But when pirates invade Port Royal, Annalise's life is turned upside down. What started as a rescue mission turns into far more, and Annalise finds she must fight for her freedom. Add Jack Sparrow into the mix, and she's sure to be in for the ride of her life.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,941 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [OC, Capt. Jack Sparrow] [Will T., Elizabeth S.]
The Art of Seclusion by Ridea reviews
Amelia Elswood is smart. She knows her position is the most dangerous place to be...but it's also the safest. She's Erudite. She's Divergent...and she's Jeanine Matthews's assistant. [Warning: Dark fic.]
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 135,821 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Eric, OC] Jeanine M. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by niule reviews
History links them more than they know. Probably more than they'd like, too. A tale of growth, lies, and new beginnings. Eventual F!Courier/Boone. Will cover DLC.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 270,504 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 5/28/2012 - [Courier, C. Boone]
So Much To Learn by AdhesivePrincess reviews
Elizabeth experiences how difficult being a pirate really is. Harsh reality, incredible adventures and subtle magic combine to give her quite an education. And Elizabeth is not the only one with much to learn. AU, whelp-free, J/E. Yes, still in progress, since 2007! I'm not dead yet!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 272,603 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/4/2020 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Therapy by PuddinFreakyStyle reviews
"We're both trapped in this nut-house, Harleen. Only difference is, you're on the payroll." An act of kindness towards Arkham's most notorious inmate sparks a downward spiral which will send Harleen Quinzel's life spinning out of control. But in games of love and madness, how far can you go before you break? An in-depth take on Harley's origin story.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,149 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 7/13/2020 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Bruce Wayne/Batman, OC - Complete
The Dead still Dream by YamiPikachuuu reviews
A slow burn love/romance story between Daryl and Beth, set in the prison. This pairing had a lot to offer, Beth bringing light to Daryl's dark world whilst he draws out her inner strength. Exploring the dynamics between these characters as well as other characters, especially Beth's family and potential reactions to a Bethyl relationship. Rated M for lang. and later scenes.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 90 - Words: 341,648 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/11/2020 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] Maggie G., Zach - Complete
Beautiful Tragedy by 217 reviews
Junkie and alien enthusiast, will Negan be able to help one of his wives get clean? He'll soon learn she doesn't want his help or him. (Now with Simon, Carl, Jesus, Rick, Daryl, King Ezekiel, Morgan, and Shiva!) Negan / OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 269,623 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 8/22/2016 - OC, Negan, Dwight, Simon - Complete
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 375,042 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Stigmatic by 217 reviews
I don't even think about my life before. The way I see it, things are better now. We are the new world order. We are the Saviors. Negan / OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 44 - Words: 354,215 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Complete
The Training by ClubLulu333 reviews
Everly finds herself the lone female initiate during the Dauntless training. Crushed that she's being singled out, she's sent to train separately with one of Dauntless's least friendly leaders. Will she be able to make it through his training class? Or will she wind up factionless? Eric/OC -Over One Million Views-
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 563,546 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 5/15/2018 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Eric, OC] [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] - Complete
The Sacred 28 by wytchen-n-stychen reviews
In a dwindling postwar society, pure-blood prisoners are being released into the care of Death Eaters for "rehabilitation." And because life is quite unfair, Draco Malfoy has been entrusted with one very angry, very vengeful Ginny Weasley. [AU of a Voldemort victory]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 272,094 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 11/21/2016 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] George W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Mutually Assured Destruction - Paramnesia by ProblematicHayes reviews
I thought back to his cold expression, and the way he seemed genuinely annoyed to find me in his proximity, as though I were a personal insult to him, and it was infuriating how easily I could recall his name then. His name was Peter Hayes and I was certain that I hated him. [Canon-divergence AU] [Attack simulation averted by full memory wipe]
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,302 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 8/30/2016 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Peter]
Soft by Tacens reviews
A new Overboss brings change to Nuka-World and to Porter Gage.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2018 - [Sole Survivor, Porter Gage] - Complete
THE LEAVERS DANCE by SawyerDonovan reviews
"I'll ask one more time." Eric murmured roughly, his tone intimate, his head dipped and his mouth, warm and hard, touching, nipping lightly the bare curve of her neck. His words were soft but she was not deceived by his tone. She could hear the underlining promise. "Last chance, Tris." Love, Passion, Revenge has never tasted so sweet. ERICxTRIS, (ERIS) Divergent.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,418 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Tris/Beatrice P., Eric
Without Darkness by jesbakescookies reviews
Kayla thought she lost her family years ago but stumbling upon Alexandria she discovered the truth. They weren't lost, they were taken. When a man in black sauntered through the gates with a barbed lady resting on his shoulder, Kayla jumped at the chance to escape her past to an unknown future. Negan/OC [sequel posted! - There Is No Light]
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,519 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 11/14/2016 - [Negan, OC] Rick G., Shane W. - Complete
A Dream Within A Dream by dardarbinx101 reviews
Tris has a sexual dream about a certain cruel leader. To make matters worse, she doesn't have time to deal with it or flush it from her system because she's put into a situation where she has to interact with him every day. Working with him proves difficult between his arrogant attitude, her constant fantasies, and the inuendos he proceeds to throw her way.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,613 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 5/12/2015 - [Eric, Tris/Beatrice P.] Four/Tobias - Complete
Allurement by devvvvvvvvvvvv reviews
In the arena, where everyone is an enemy and a single wrong move might get you killed, a reliable companion is a rare and wondrous thing. How could I have known that Cato, of all people, would be that wondrous thing? He's a monster. But then, maybe, so am I. Kato/Catoniss. Slight AU in later chapters and goes totally off canon! IN-PROGRESS 12/7.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,923 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Mark'd by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Freshly jilted James Norrington kills Will Turner in a duel. Elizabeth takes revenge into her own hands, and becomes a fugitive from British justice. She takes refuge on Tortuga hoping to find Jack Sparrow, and finds herself earning her bread as a tattooist. It's Sparrabeth, of course. Now COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,546 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.] - Complete
Thaw by IKnowThePiecesFit0114 reviews
Cato has never been able to grasp the concept of love. He's heard the word and its definition, and he could use it in a sentence if you ask him, but he's never understood or known what it truly means. Until now. And it sucks.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,108 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Cato, Katniss E.] - Complete
The Little Dauntless Girl by Diabolicael reviews
Honey has always known she belonged at Dauntless, but it's not that easy. Her life at Dauntless will never be easy, especially when certain powerful people take an interest in her. She'll keep fighting, because that's what she does. She's never conceded a fight and won't start now. Set one year before Divergent. Honey is NOT divergent. Violence; love; ROUGH smut w/Eric starts @ch19
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 198,769 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 7/17/2016 - [Eric, OC] Four/Tobias, Jeanine M. - Complete
Called Out In The Dark by cherrycola-lola reviews
She was beginning to cross that line she had drawn for herself: now she couldn't help but wonder who Cato really was and if she could really kill him. AU Cato/Katniss- The 74th Hunger Games are interrupted by war. Rated M for later Mature scenes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,087 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
With This Ring, or Fate Intervenes by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Marooned on a desert isle with a certain wobble-legged pirate, Elizabeth finds herself fighting for survival, and falling in love. Rescue is bittersweet, and in a devil's bargain she trades herself to Norrington for Jack's freedom. Will she become the Commodore's wife, or will Fate intervene? Chiefly Sparrabeth & a little twisted Norribeth. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,866 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.] James N. - Complete
Dead Girl Walking by IKnowThePiecesFit0114 reviews
Still no Girl on Fire. Still no Boy With the Bread. But Brutal, Bloody Cato is back. And he's burning even more slowly. For a Dead Girl Walking.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - [Cato, OC]
Bad Habit by Feigningintrest reviews
Leadership training gets interesting when Tris develops a bad habit. Strong M rating!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,219 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Eric, Tris/Beatrice P.]
Desensitization by Feigningintrest reviews
After she nearly loses it in Abnormal Psych Tris' hot T.A. offers to help her overcome her worst fear. A/U college
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 8/28/2015 - [Eric, Tris/Beatrice P.]
Sponsorship by Esyla reviews
Cato won the 73rd Hunger Games but they broke something inside of him and left him a shell of a person. Now finds he can't help but want to help the girl on fire and she finds that maybe she understands this broken boy better than she thinks. Drabble like in nature. New cover from Haymilee on Tumblr.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 85,734 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Jagged Steel Throne by Saerzion reviews
Four years after abandoning the Capital to reign as master of the Pitt, a powerful and depraved Lone Wanderer returns for some unfinished business in the bowels of Vault 108, where the very first Gary clone may have information on her greatest threat: her own double. As a ruling force of the Wastes, she proclaims the other must die. Only one can exist; only one gets the throne.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,828 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Lone Wanderer, Courier, Charon, Gary - Complete
These Games We Play Can't Change Us by carpemermaid reviews
A day off from training, a stolen bottle of alcohol, and a game of Candor or Dauntless that turns into spin the bottle brings about a whole new wave of firsts for Tris Prior. Or, the one where Tris learns how to kiss from Peter Hayes. [Petris]
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Christina, Will, Peter - Complete
Gap Year by Poli Almasy reviews
Courier Six sets out trying to confirm that her memories are real. The problem is she has two sets of memories and a collection of skills that don't make sense in combination. f!Courier/Veronica, f!Courier/Benny and one-sided f!Courier/Arcade (last edited 8/6/14; continued in Inconsistent Results)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Courier, Benny] Arcade G., Veronica S. - Complete
The Road From Nowhere by SundayWinterChild reviews
Boredom didn't suit Nicole well at all, but now that Project Purity was working and the Enclave had gone quiet, there wasn't much for her to do. When she received an offer from a rather shady former enemy, it was just too good to resist. Burke/FLW
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,471 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Mr. Burke, Lone Wanderer
Far From Any Road by Lee Atwater reviews
After the Legion takes out an independent Vegas, Courier Six and her friends are left scrambling for their lives in a mad dash across the Mojave. But there's a hellhound on their trail, intent on proving that there are some things worse than death. Warning: noncon, torture, major character deaths. You have been warned.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Courier, Arcade G., Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Gladiolus by ynabolic reviews
What if Cato survived that last shot from Katniss and was able to fight his way back to the favor of the audience? Cato/Katniss fanfic.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,472 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Cato, Katniss E.]
The Wild Ones by green and yellow reviews
"We're the wild ones," he says. "The example, not the exception. They let us live so they could kill us all over again." A pregnant Katniss is going back into the arena... and Cato is going with her.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
New California Dreaming by Hotpoint reviews
Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,296 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009
Unlucky Number Six by Fever Dream reviews
Courier Six is captured in the Nipton Lottery and claimed as a bed slave by none other than Vulpes Inculta. She struggles to survive, to regain her freedom and claim a vengeance none of the Legion will ever forget. Dark themes, potentially triggering. Courier/Vulpes Inculta, Courier/Boone
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,994 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Courier, C. Boone, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Promises by recension reviews
D/Gr. Post-DH *Epilogue compliant* Bit of more drama than romance, but we'll get there. Ginny Weasley was destined for so much more than she is. When life hasn't turned out how you've planned, do you stay and freeze or do you fly and burn?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
If I Didn't Care by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of vignettes focusing on the Courier and her followers, and what she must do to save the people and the city she loves. F!Courier/Boone. Eventually.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,059 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Dark Directed by Fearthainn reviews
A chance encounter tangles Ginny Weasley's life with that of the most unlikely of people - Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,978 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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Straight Outta Vault 75 reviews
In Vault 75 the children are raised by scientists who are secretly running experiments to enhance the human genome through several generations. Johanna, one of their failed test subjects, ventures out into the Commonwealth on her own and is invited to join the ranks of the Brotherhood of Steel. Maxson/OC
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,337 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Arthur Maxson, OC] Sole Survivor, Paladin Danse
Heavy Crown reviews
Tris has received the coveted number one spot after Initiation, putting her on the fast track for Leadership. With Eric as the one assigned to train her, will Tris survive the brutal tests coming her way? Drabble like.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,639 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 12/15/2017 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Eric]
Control Freak reviews
College AU. Tris is a free spirit. Eric is something of a control freak. He soon wishes that he'd never answered her ad for a roommate. Part 1/? Rated M
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Tris/Beatrice P., Eric
Lunacy Fringe reviews
Tris reflects on the moments where she felt more for Eric than disgust. AU. Complete.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Tris/Beatrice P., Eric - Complete